Back in 2014, I responded to a Gentle Reader’s request for definitions of certain words and phrases that kept coming up in The Saga of Team Kimberlin with a series called The Dread Pirate’s Dictionary. These definitions were posted four years ago today.

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The World’s Worst Pro-Se Litigant™ is Stacy McCain’s way of describing Brett Kimberlin’s legal abilities. While Kimberlin has bragged about filing “over a hundred lawsuits,” he stays quiet about his batting average which would be generously described as being in the range of .020.

A false narrative is any truthful statement about Brett Kimberlin’s past or current activities that would tend to cause a normal individual to be suspicious of him.

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When The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt started filing his LOLsuit, I thought that Kimberlin claim to being The World’s Worst Pro-Se Litigant™ might be in jeopardy, but even the Cabin Boy’s™ unbroken record of abject failure doesn’t come close to the decades of failed cases filed by Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin.