Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

Ah, the Golden Oldies … the Prevarication Du Jour from four years ago today published the Cabin Boy’s™ complaint for LOLsuit 1:The Emotional Picture.

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The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt™ lies again.NoLawsuitHere’s the complaint that he filed. This is an active case that was posted on PACER about 3:30 pm this afternoon.

This is an incredibly flawed complaint. However, I ask that folks refrain from commenting on TDPS’s errors. Please refrain from showing him how to improve his game. To that end, comments are disabled on this post.

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Of course, it has been an unnecessary precaution to refrain from pointing out the errors in The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt’s LOLsuits. After eight failed attempts, it’s seems that he is incapable of grasping the principles governing jurisdiction, venue, or how to properly state a claim. The Gentle Reader should feel free to robustly engage in pointage, laughery, and mockification.

6 thoughts on “Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

  1. It is instructive to reread this and notice how often he contradicts himself in his incoherent filings because he is too stupid to keep his lies straight.

    • Seven LOLSuits later, he still makes the same mistakes over and over again. You can’t teach an old Dumbfuck new tricks.

      • Contrast LOLSuit 1 with LOLSuit VIII. I’m convinced Brett Kimberlin, The Speedway Bomber, wrote most of LOLSuit VIII.

  2. Pingback: The Schmycle Continues | BILLY SEZ – Adventures in Bill Schmalfeldt's Pretendy Land Internet Courtroom. All Rise!

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