Gilmore v. Jones, et al. LOLsuit News


The last of the defendants has filed his motion to dismiss.

IANAL, but it seems to me that this LOLsuit should be dead based on the lack of diversity between Brennan Gilmore and Lee Stranahan—unless Gilmore can find some way to prove that Lee really doesn’t live in Virginia. That’s a shame, because it gives the court a way to dismiss the case without having to get to the question of Gilmore’s apparent failure to state a claim upon which relief can be granted. Dismissal for failure to state a claim is with prejudice and kills the suit’s claims. Dismissals for lack of jurisdiction is usually without prejudice which allows the claims to be filed in a suit or suits in the appropriate forum(s).

Gilmore’s consolidated response to the motions to dismiss are due on 19 June.

Stay tuned.

6 thoughts on “Gilmore v. Jones, et al. LOLsuit News

  1. It appears that ol Schmalballs may have been correct when he asserted he knew as much law as some attorneys. After all, the people representing Gilmore are real lawyers and they screwed up this case the same ways Bill screws his up.

  2. In other news, a malingering, perverted grifter is looking for loose change under the seat cushions and in coat pockets. Coming up empty, and having to periodically reassert the fiction of his heterosexuality, he is huffing and puffing and issuing demands and warnings.

  3. Completely off topic, but it appears that the allegedly newly engaged (allegedly to a woman) BS is spending his time tweeting half-naked photos of MJ, and criticizing MJ for tweeting photos of beautiful women.

    MJ is a man.

    Make of this what you will.

  4. “That’s a shame, because it gives the court a way to dismiss the case without having to get to the question of Gilmore’s apparent failure to state a claim upon which relief can be granted.

    Nope.

    The courts gotta’ court. Else they’d be out of business.

    Two, maybe three, additional rounds of jousting before the court renders for the defendants.

    You heard it here first.

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