The last of the defendants has filed his motion to dismiss.
IANAL, but it seems to me that this LOLsuit should be dead based on the lack of diversity between Brennan Gilmore and Lee Stranahan—unless Gilmore can find some way to prove that Lee really doesn’t live in Virginia. That’s a shame, because it gives the court a way to dismiss the case without having to get to the question of Gilmore’s apparent failure to state a claim upon which relief can be granted. Dismissal for failure to state a claim is with prejudice and kills the suit’s claims. Dismissals for lack of jurisdiction is usually without prejudice which allows the claims to be filed in a suit or suits in the appropriate forum(s).
Gilmore’s consolidated response to the motions to dismiss are due on 19 June.