Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

Among the false narratives that Team Kimberlin has tried to peddle are the contradictory stories about the secret identity of “Paul Krendler.” While The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt is usually fixated on the idea that Patrick Grady is Paul Krendler, he has alleged that others (including himself) are The Thinking Man’s Zombie. As the TKPOTD from three years ago today notes, The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin, OTOH, has been consistent in his claim that I am Paul Krendler.

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I’m reasonably certain that The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt haz sad cuz he didn’t get to ask me under oath about the identity of Paul Krendler.

As I have already said under oath, I don’t know.

In paragraph 58 of his complaint in the Kimberlin v. Team Themis, et al. RICO2: Electric Boogoloo LOLsuit, Paul Krendler is identified as me.

I don’t know who Krendler is, but I do know that I’m not he.

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There’s been speculation that the Cabin Boy™ is ginning up LOLsuit IX in a fit of pique over his self-inflicted inability to land a job. If he’s stupid enough to file such a suit, I believe that he’ll find some way to tie Paul Krendler into it. It’s also probably a safe bet that he’d file in the wrong venue, fail to state a claim upon which relief can be granted, and whine when the case is dismissed.

13 thoughts on “Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

  1. But if you don’t know who Krendler is how can you be sure you’re not Krendler?

    A stunning admission against interests!

  2. I believe he even asserted that I was Krendler at one time – maybe it was in his book where he claimed to be the originator of that identity.

    And let me pick a nit here: “over his self-inflicted inability to land a job.” – according to Bill’s narrative, he did land this job. Bill says it was offered and accepted, although he offers no proof of either. So he supposedly landed this job. But the spectacular thing is that he was fired from it before even starting it. That takes some real, first-class skill. Us mere mortals have to actually start a job, and screw up AT the job, to get fired from it. But not our Bill – he is such a douche bag that he can get fired from a job he hasn’t even done yet.

    • Well he is a shit sniffing, stolen valor, misogynist, cub scout rape enthusiast, who offered to have anal sex with an underage boy on a public website. I can’t imagine WHY they wouldn’t have wanted to hire him. Oh, there are also his claims of being too disabled to do the exact kind of work they hired him to do. There really is no end to the reasons Bill has made himself unemployable.

    • That was spectacular, even for a spectacular failure like Bill Schmalfeldt. It never even occurred to me that he would be dumb enough to begin publicly attacking the listening audience before he ever said a word on-air.

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