Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

On 1 March, 2013, Brett Kimberlin stalked Aaron Walker and Aaron’s wife in the parking lot of the Howard County District Courthouse. Aaron was at the courthouse on the 1st to file a petition for a peace order against Bill Schmalfeldt. The hearing for the order was scheduled for 8 March. Aaron was in the courthouse again on the 8th, but the hearing was postponed because a death in Schmalfeldt’s family. Kimberlin was also at the courthouse on the 8th. He was recorded on two separate occasions cruising the parking lot, apparently looking for Aaron’s car with Virginia tags. However, Aaron had arrived in a car with Maryland plates, so Kimberlin’s search was unsuccessful. After the hearing, I posted this Pro Surveillance Tip.

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A skillful investigator knows that rental cars often have local license plates.

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Yep. That’s Brett Kimberlin driving his infamous gold Prius which would also be photographed outside of BlogBash a few days later.

Based on what happened over the next few days, it now seems that Kimberlin was attempting to serve a motion to dismiss the peace order petition on Aaron—a motion that the lawyer representing Schmalfeldt was unaware of.

10 thoughts on “Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

  1. “Hi! Welcome to McDonalds. My name is Lisa. May I take your order please?”

    “Ah, yes. I’d like a order of false light defamation, please. And a small coke.”

    “False light defamation? I don’t understand. How can light be false? Did you mean ‘no cheese’?

    “No. False light is a legal term. False light is bad light and it’s tortius if it gets shined on you.”

    “Sir, are you a lawyer?”

    “I feel like it, but no, I didn’t get my law degree.”

    “Huh. Ok. Let me repeat your order back. That’s one order defamation hold the light. And a small coke.”

    “NO! False light defamation. Coke. One each.”

    “Ok. That will be $3.82. Please drive forward to the next window.”


    “Ohmygodohmygodohmygod! There’s a driverless Prius at my window. Marcie, come here! You gotta’ see this!”

    “Hey! Lean over and look down. And here’s your money.”

    “Oh. Sorry sir. Didn’t see you. Here’s your 18 cents in change. Please drive forward to the second window. My manager is looking for some false light now and if that takes just a little longer we’ll ask you to park around the corner. We’ll bring it out.”


    “Thank YOU!”

    “Hi! Welcome to McDonalds. My name is Lisa. May I take your order please?”

    • Ah Cassidy. Who can forget that? Bill was convinced it was the nail in Hoge’s coffin despite EVERYONE telling him he had it exactly backwards. I think he referred to it as his “Smoking gun”. How fun it was to hear the judge explain to Bill that, yup, he had it backwards and that it didn’t apply for exactly the reasons everyone here had already told him it didn’t. It must have been humiliating for William Schmalfeldt (who wears Navy medals he didn’t earn) to find out that, once again, he failed.

      World’s Stupidest Man™

    • I see him more as driving a plain white windowless van with “Free Candy” written on the side.

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