Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

The Cabin Boy™ continues to demonstrate his substandard reading comprehension. He attempted to submit this comment yesterday evening.His comment is response to this comment by Paul Krendler which does not appear to have anything to do with President Trump.

Did he have to cheat to get that C- on the English as a Second Language Test?

UPDATE—After I prepared this post, the Cabin Boy™ further beclowned himself with these additional attempted comments—

51 thoughts on “Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


  1. Jumping Jehosaphat on a pogo stick…

    Fatass is WHINING like a little b**** about not getting to post on Hogewash? Are you frikken kidding me?

    Give it up, you worthless racist turd burgler.

    Having been in law enforcement, I can assure you that your cute little tweet to the “FBI” and “Secret Service” will be ignored, as should all the ignorant blather coming from that singularity of stupid you call a brain.

    You are not smart enough to try to turn this around on PK. Hell… you’re not smart enough to file a lawsuit without misspelling your own name (how many times did you do that… two? Three times?).

    You aren’t witty… or cunning… or anything else that you might fantasize that you are.

    Unless you fantasize that you are an absolute worthless failure soon to be residing penniless, friendless, and toothless under an overpass….

    Then and only then would your fantasy image of yourself would be accurate.


  2. Given that he’s never really shown any ability at reading comprehension to date, why would anyone expect it to suddenly appear while he’s in the grasp of Stage Eleventy Fakinson’s?


  3. Bill spins like a top. Even he can’t be so stupid as to forget his rant threatening Ken White and Patrick Frey with “baseball bats and tire irons”. Looks like the fat racist is in full fear pee mode. He fucked up threatening POTUS and is now desperately trying to weasel out of it. Very typical for someone who is a lifelong coward.


  4. https://twitter.com/bill365radio/status/961797502310772741

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

    You fat, stupid POS…

    You can’t even gin up fake outrage on the interwebz…. ONE RETWEET?!?! And from your snaggle tooth balloon boyfriend, no less? ROFLMAO!!!11!!1!

    Or maybe… just maybe… the VERY few people that might come across your internet dreck realize you’re an insignificant piss ant with no insight, grasp of rational thought, or anything worth wasting one second retweeting your bullshit to their followers. Maybe there is hope for the future after all.

    I can’t even imagine waking up in the morning, facing the utter failure and worthlessness in that mirror that you do every single day of your pathetic life.

    “It sucks to be Schmalfeldt” is the motto on your family coat-of-arms, ain’t it loser? (Apologies to Roy)

    Right under the shield blazon with crossed footlongs over sidewall suicide tires, and shield bearers (of a mayo jar on the right and a fear pee container on the left).


  5. Boy, Mr. “I just want to be left alone and get on with my life” sure seems to be whipped up nice and frothy.


    • No, really. Go there. That is exactly what Krendler was referencing…the pseudo-threats involved in a previous bit of typing by Bill. Popehat’s Ken White starts here, and quotes Schmalfeldt:

      He posted our office addresses and phone numbers, and then — using the rhetorical device of pretending that we had been “whining” about being “targeted” — said the following. I quote it rather extensively because the entire context is important and because he may memory-hole it.

      [Schmalfeldt:]

      “I say that unless someone is dragging @Popehat……and Frey OUT OF THEIR OFFICES and BREAKING THEIR KNEES WITH BASEBALL BATS because of this, then there is nothing for them to worry about. Words are just words, and they cannot harm you. “Sticks and stones,” as they say.

      Or, baseball bats.”

      There are places for people who write the way Schmalfeldt does there. Lawyer’s offices. Interrogation rooms. English 101.

      Ken White concluded that Schmalfeldt was not truly threatening. I agree, since violence would require more ambition.


  6. Beyond the embarrassment Bill should feel from his stupid comments based on his poor reading skills and mistaken fantasy that Paul Krendler is Patrick Grady (the Judge noted he had noting but his own self-serving statements as proof), Bill should REALLY be worried about why comments of his on a blog he has been banned from for years are being captured in is scribd document. But he is too freaking clueless to understand the significance.


  7. I’m confused. So it’s Hoge’s turn this week to be Krendler?

    Admittedly I’ve been under the weather, so I may have missed the memo…


  8. Hey, you racist, woman-hating, bigoted, anti-Semitic lying motherfucker.

    (And surely I am not alone noticing the complete LACK OF DENIAL by DUMBFUCK that he does in fact possess each of these character flaws? I digress.)

    For a shiny new dime, who wrote the following?

    I say that unless someone is dragging @Popehat……and Frey OUT OF THEIR OFFICES and BREAKING THEIR KNEES WITH BASEBALL BATS because of this, then there is nothing for them to worry about. Words are just words, and they cannot harm you. “Sticks and stones,” as they say.

    Or, baseball bats.

    And let it NOT be said that the Liberal Grouch advocates anyone using baseball bats to break the kneecaps of either Mr. White or Mr. Frey! Nothing could be further from the truth. In fact, if you have it in your mind that if Nadia Naffe were a friend of yours and some scumbag attorney used the powers of his office to dig up and use private information against her, whoever did it (or defends him) DESERVES to have their knees broken with baseball bats, let me dissuade you of that notion here and now.

    That is not what baseball bats were made for.

    For one thing, a wooden bat could break if it were used in such a reckless and lawless fashion. And if you think you can get around that by using an aluminum bat, guess again. An aluminum bat (unless it is reinforced with a lead center) would likely bend under such pressure. Now, I hear the crafty ones out there saying, “Yeah? Well, what if I drill out the center of a WOODEN baseball bat, fill IT with lead, cover the tip with Plastic Wood? Wouldn’t THAT do the job?”

    Again, I say, you are wasting your time with all that effort. Tire irons are much more readily available.

    And I am NOT saying that Patrick Frey and Kenneth White deserve to be dragged from their offices, out to the street in front of their offices, and thus have their knees broken by ANYTHING, be it a tire iron, or a lead pipe, or a lead-filled baseball bat. Nor should they be taken by a group of four or five strong men (or women) and thrown in front of a moving truck. You would have to consider the emotional damage that would be done to the innocent truck driver, unless the truck driver agrees to be part of your conspiracy in the first place. And a truck might swerve to miss Mr. Frey and/or Mr. White, the driver could lose control, jackknife his trailer and cause a lot of damage to people and property. And if it’s a truck with a hazardous payload, like sulfuric acid, I don’t think I need to tell YOU how severe the environmental damage would be.

    So, NO! Do NOT hit Mr. Frey and/or Mr. White with baseball bats or lead pipes or tire irons on their knees, arms, elbows, shins, or any other parts of their bodies. It would be painful and degrading, moreso to you as an outraged, but otherwise law-abiding citizen. It would ruin your life. If the authorities caught you. And if they did, if they pressed charges. I understand in some communities, the authorities tend to turn a blind eye to bullies getting their deserved comeuppance. I don’t think Los Angeles is such a community.

    So, let’s leave things as they are. Let Mr. Frey and Mr. White FEEL they are being retaliated against in a war of words they started and are being smeared with feces being hurled back at them after being first hurled BY them. Let yourself not be dragged down to the Neanderthal level of a Mr. Frey or a Mr. White (or a Mr. R. Stacy McCain or a Mr. Lee Stranahan or a Mr. Ali Akbar or a Mr. Aaron Worthing) and degrade yourself by using brute force to punish them for their many, many alleged (by me) crimes against nature and humanity.

    Know that the sternest punishment one can legally employ against such blackguards is the sure and certain knowledge that when they awake in the morning, they will still be…

    Them.

    And let God deal with their sins. As He will. Probably with sores and painful boils. On their faces.

    R. Stacy McCain didn’t. He wrote “The only thing necessary to discredit Bill Schmalfeldt is to quote Bill Schmalfeldt.”

    And he was right.


  9. Bill Schmalfeldt has knowingly, willfully, & maliciously lied to law enforcement to cause trouble for innocent parties on more than one occasion. In this case, he has lied to more than one federal agency which should invite federal charges knowing his past history. Schmalfeldt needs to answer for making false charges to law enforcement in a court of law before he finds someone new to latch onto. Hopefully, that will happen in the near future. Schmalfeldt continually proves he is not fit to be in society and needs to be institutionalized.

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  11. Is the valor stealing, parkinsons faking loser REALLY this stupid? That is obfuscated SWATTING attempt will really yield any fruit? When posted by the same scumbag who thinks his political rhetoric directed at PRESIDENT Trump is tantamount to exclaiming “I JUST POOPED!!!” Is going to be taken seriously??

    I’m glad multiple people have reported this grifting jackass. With luck we can speed his way to taking the cure and removing another leech.


  12. Is he still trotting out his lame questions about other comments being endorsed because his are blocked?

    Asked and answered three thousand time by now I guess.
    The answer to his query has always been no.
    It’s just he’s particularly repulsive and ran out his rope.

    Sec 230 (and y’all know what I’m referring to) will always elude his understanding. So will flat “No”s


    • Sec 230 (and y’all know what I’m referring to) will always elude his understanding. So will flat “No”s and most things that are more complicated than simple breathing in and out

      FIFY


      • “…and most things that are more complicated than simple breathing in and out”

        If only he’d stop that.


  13. I’m surprised by how much information is developing that deep brain stimulation is associated with and probably causes cognitive impairments.

    Maybe his condition is fake but accurate to an extent. He hasn’t got Parkinsons perhaps (as he lies constantly about his impairments as suits his convenience), but he very consistently persuades me that he is damaged goods.


    • I posit that the Flailure has been as dumb as a bag of hammers his whole misbegotten existence.

      Hell… sticking electrodes into his empty noggin probably/provably improved his cognitive skilz a tad.

      Hey Fatass… you sure that “misfiring nuerons” thing you keep crowing about wasn’t the wind whistling through the barren landscape between your ears?


    • His behavior is certainly evidence enough that we don’t understand the brain well enough to develop proper direct-neural interfaces.

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