The Cabin Boy™ continues to demonstrate his substandard reading comprehension. He attempted to submit this comment yesterday evening.His comment is response to this comment by Paul Krendler which does not appear to have anything to do with President Trump.
Did he have to cheat to get that C- on the English as a Second Language Test?
UPDATE—After I prepared this post, the Cabin Boy™ further beclowned himself with these additional attempted comments—
bill schmalfeldt is a stalker, the words NO CONTACT are not that hard to understand.
Jumping Jehosaphat on a pogo stick…
Fatass is WHINING like a little b**** about not getting to post on Hogewash? Are you frikken kidding me?
Give it up, you worthless racist turd burgler.
Having been in law enforcement, I can assure you that your cute little tweet to the “FBI” and “Secret Service” will be ignored, as should all the ignorant blather coming from that singularity of stupid you call a brain.
You are not smart enough to try to turn this around on PK. Hell… you’re not smart enough to file a lawsuit without misspelling your own name (how many times did you do that… two? Three times?).
You aren’t witty… or cunning… or anything else that you might fantasize that you are.
Unless you fantasize that you are an absolute worthless failure soon to be residing penniless, friendless, and toothless under an overpass….
Then and only then would your fantasy image of yourself would be accurate.
That sums it up.
Pretty sure he is already on some kind of watchlist with the feds. Being an associate of a convicted bomber will do that.
Dabbling in child porn isn’t a plus either
All wrapped up in a neat package of feces … Always fails at twisting a comment into something he himself wants to do … IMAX scale projection from the human fecal bomb …
Given that he’s never really shown any ability at reading comprehension to date, why would anyone expect it to suddenly appear while he’s in the grasp of Stage Eleventy Fakinson’s?
Bill spins like a top. Even he can’t be so stupid as to forget his rant threatening Ken White and Patrick Frey with “baseball bats and tire irons”. Looks like the fat racist is in full fear pee mode. He fucked up threatening POTUS and is now desperately trying to weasel out of it. Very typical for someone who is a lifelong coward.
Fear pee is his only companion.
He has nothing to fear but fear pee itself — and everything else in the known universe, but mostly fear pee.
that string of nonsense explains exactly why he has lost eight lawsuits in a row dont it?
You fat, stupid POS…
You can’t even gin up fake outrage on the interwebz…. ONE RETWEET?!?! And from your snaggle tooth balloon boyfriend, no less? ROFLMAO!!!11!!1!
Or maybe… just maybe… the VERY few people that might come across your internet dreck realize you’re an insignificant piss ant with no insight, grasp of rational thought, or anything worth wasting one second retweeting your bullshit to their followers. Maybe there is hope for the future after all.
I can’t even imagine waking up in the morning, facing the utter failure and worthlessness in that mirror that you do every single day of your pathetic life.
“It sucks to be Schmalfeldt” is the motto on your family coat-of-arms, ain’t it loser? (Apologies to Roy)
Right under the shield blazon with crossed footlongs over sidewall suicide tires, and shield bearers (of a mayo jar on the right and a fear pee container on the left).
BS has control of that account, like he used to control the account Bexmajela, which allegedly belonged to his sister. There is no girlfriend, as I have said since the beginning. I suspect that the person in some of the pnotos is probably a landlord.
There. Is. No. Girlfriend.
Although I do hope he finds a nice person to settle down with, enjoy life, and get off the internet.
Why do you hate nice people?
A Reader – it looks like he finally got her teeth fixed, may they rest in peace. Here’s the before shot:
Never quite as stupid as when thinks he has birthed a fiendishly clever noggin ripper.
Hows that abstract thought thing working out for ya DF?
Boy, Mr. “I just want to be left alone and get on with my life” sure seems to be whipped up nice and frothy.
Yes. He’s escalating because he’s planning on moving again, and thinks that Hoge win’t be abke to find him, so he can do what he wants.
No, really. Go there. That is exactly what Krendler was referencing…the pseudo-threats involved in a previous bit of typing by Bill. Popehat’s Ken White starts here, and quotes Schmalfeldt:
He posted our office addresses and phone numbers, and then — using the rhetorical device of pretending that we had been “whining” about being “targeted” — said the following. I quote it rather extensively because the entire context is important and because he may memory-hole it.
“I say that unless someone is dragging @Popehat……and Frey OUT OF THEIR OFFICES and BREAKING THEIR KNEES WITH BASEBALL BATS because of this, then there is nothing for them to worry about. Words are just words, and they cannot harm you. “Sticks and stones,” as they say.
Or, baseball bats.”
There are places for people who write the way Schmalfeldt does there. Lawyer’s offices. Interrogation rooms. English 101.
Ken White concluded that Schmalfeldt was not truly threatening. I agree, since violence would require more ambition.
I just misread that sentence to read “room 101” and it made a lot of sense.
We can all rest easy in the thought that William wouldn’t swing a mop to clean up his own excrement, let alone a baseball bat.
Beyond the embarrassment Bill should feel from his stupid comments based on his poor reading skills and mistaken fantasy that Paul Krendler is Patrick Grady (the Judge noted he had noting but his own self-serving statements as proof), Bill should REALLY be worried about why comments of his on a blog he has been banned from for years are being captured in is scribd document. But he is too freaking clueless to understand the significance.
I’m confused. So it’s Hoge’s turn this week to be Krendler?
Admittedly I’ve been under the weather, so I may have missed the memo…
It was my turn last week so I think this week was Pablo’s turn. On deck we have lorddewclaw.
*rubs hands in glee*
I thought that The Donald had it this week.
He was busy planning a parade or some such.
Ooh,ooh,ohh,Can I be next? I wanna be next!
Hey, you racist, woman-hating, bigoted, anti-Semitic lying motherfucker.
(And surely I am not alone noticing the complete LACK OF DENIAL by DUMBFUCK that he does in fact possess each of these character flaws? I digress.)
For a shiny new dime, who wrote the following?
R. Stacy McCain didn’t. He wrote “The only thing necessary to discredit Bill Schmalfeldt is to quote Bill Schmalfeldt.”
And he was right.
Obviously I have to read the entire thread first before commenting. There are lots of juicy historical Schmalfeld quotes in that essay. The one about serving Jesus Christ which includes the word “shitheel” is my favorite.
He serves as warning and counter-example.
Bill Schmalfeldt has knowingly, willfully, & maliciously lied to law enforcement to cause trouble for innocent parties on more than one occasion. In this case, he has lied to more than one federal agency which should invite federal charges knowing his past history. Schmalfeldt needs to answer for making false charges to law enforcement in a court of law before he finds someone new to latch onto. Hopefully, that will happen in the near future. Schmalfeldt continually proves he is not fit to be in society and needs to be institutionalized.
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Is the valor stealing, parkinsons faking loser REALLY this stupid? That is obfuscated SWATTING attempt will really yield any fruit? When posted by the same scumbag who thinks his political rhetoric directed at PRESIDENT Trump is tantamount to exclaiming “I JUST POOPED!!!” Is going to be taken seriously??
I’m glad multiple people have reported this grifting jackass. With luck we can speed his way to taking the cure and removing another leech.
Is he still trotting out his lame questions about other comments being endorsed because his are blocked?
Asked and answered three thousand time by now I guess.
The answer to his query has always been no.
It’s just he’s particularly repulsive and ran out his rope.
Sec 230 (and y’all know what I’m referring to) will always elude his understanding. So will flat “No”s
Sec 230 (and y’all know what I’m referring to) will always elude his understanding. So will flat “No”s and most things that are more complicated than simple breathing in and out
“…and most things that are more complicated than simple breathing in and out”
If only he’d stop that.
I’m surprised by how much information is developing that deep brain stimulation is associated with and probably causes cognitive impairments.
Maybe his condition is fake but accurate to an extent. He hasn’t got Parkinsons perhaps (as he lies constantly about his impairments as suits his convenience), but he very consistently persuades me that he is damaged goods.
I posit that the Flailure has been as dumb as a bag of hammers his whole misbegotten existence.
Hell… sticking electrodes into his empty noggin probably/provably improved his cognitive skilz a tad.
Hey Fatass… you sure that “misfiring nuerons” thing you keep crowing about wasn’t the wind whistling through the barren landscape between your ears?
Please, stop insulting us.
Various Bags of Hammers
His behavior is certainly evidence enough that we don’t understand the brain well enough to develop proper direct-neural interfaces.
Strange odor causes plane to land…
It’s a bird, it’s a plane
It’s a blob on a plane…