Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

Alinksy’s Rule 5 states that “Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon,” and pointage, laughery, and mockification have been key tools in confronting Team Kimberlin’s lawfare. Take Exhibit J from four years ago today for example.

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I normally would save something like the following for a Team Kimberlin Post of the Day, but I’ve been laughing so hard and shaking my head for so long over this one that I’m going to share it now.

I’ve been slogging my way through The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s responses to four of the motions to dismiss the Kimberlin v. The Universe, et al. RICO Madness. In paragraph 23 of his Response to Defendant DB Capitol Strategies Motion to Dismiss TDPK tries to allege that DB Capitol Strategies was engaging in fraud because it operated a legal fund in support of Aaron Walker’s suits against Brett Kimberlin in 2012. He cites as evidence his Exhibit J, a blog post from Crooks and Liars.Exhibit JThe best “evidence” he can come up with an unsourced blog post by Matt Osborne, Alex Brant-Zawadzki, Bill Schmalfeldt, and Melissa Brewer?


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In the end, The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin’s inept court filings were not only occasionally comic, they’ve been total failures. Of the dozen civil cases he’s filed since the beginning of 2012, only two survived motions to dismiss. Of those two, the Kimberlin v. Walker, et al. trial was terminated in the defendants’ favor because TDPK failed to state a case that could go to a jury, and the Kimberlin v. Hoge peace order petition was denied because he could not show that I had engaged in harassment of Tetyana Kimberlin’s daughter.

Failing failures gotta fail.

7 thoughts on “Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

  1. So his sources were;
    Matt Osborne – a man so familiar with child porn he can comment on when it’s “not so bad”. A man so badly terrified of Mr. Hoge that he’s literally been hiding for the past 2 years.
    Bill Schmalfeldt – Writer of skits where cub scouts get anally raped. Expressed his desire to urinate on children. Grifter, stolen valor, and faker of a disability to avoid working for a living.
    Melissa Brewer – Woman with profound mental issues. Also arrested for prostitution. Professional StopRush harasser.
    Alex Brant-Zawadzki – Collector of useless degrees. Mostly known for pushing marijuana legalization

    You really can’t make this up. That Pedo Kimby thinks this was somehow a credible exhibit shows how out of touch with reality all these people really are.

  2. And flail. They’re like drowning people trying to drag everyone else down with them. Thinking is not the strong suit — they’re playing go fish while everyone around them is playing contract bridge. Will they ever even get the rules right, much less win a game? Not Holding My Breath!

  3. “Unsourced” my sweaty Polak arse. More like meticulously sourced. Also, only ONE of my degrees is useless. Also also it’s INDUSTRIAL HEMP legislation.

    I demand you find one error in that story. One. Or would you rather just use your visceral distaste for me and my ilk to suggest nothing we produce could possibly have merit? If that’s your argument, political discourse in general is doomed.

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