Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

Team Kimberlin tells lies. They even lie to each other as is show in this Prevarication Du Jour from four years ago today. Back then, the Cabin Boy™ was trying to raise money online to finance a LOLsuit against me.

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As I noted earlier, Bill Schmalfeldt doesn’t seem to be getting much support from his Internet buddies with his Baghdad Blob’s Bleg trying to raise $25,000 to fund a lawsuit. My earlier post brought in fifty bucks from Matt Osborne, but that’s it.wilsb8_201401070053ZLet’s pretend for a moment that Very Ordinary Seaman Ferguson is telling the truth. He follows the @DespicableBill account, so the Cabin Boy’s tweets have been showing up in VOSF’s timeline. VOSF’s not knowing would be the result of ignoring dozens of tweets over the last few days.

OTOH, if we were to scroll through @wilsb8’s tweets, we would find this—wilsb8_201401050223ZReading that exchange sorta/kinda pokes a hole in any rational belief that VOSF was unaware of the Cabin Boy’s fundraiser. In spite of the likelihood that the Cabin Boy will accuse me of “blind unreasoning hatred,” it seems reasonable to conclude that VOSF lied.

Oh, the premium that the Cabin Boy was offering was his urinal calibration target.

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I couldn’t make this stuff up no matter how hard I tried.

UPDATE—Oh, look what I found held in Moderation:Note that while the comment is snarky, it doesn’t try to refute the facts of today’s post. Yes, the mockery continues—but not in the way that Team Kimberlin wishes,

29 thoughts on “Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

  1. What can you say about a man like Ferguson who talks about website posts when he doesn’t even maintain his own. He also claims to be a musician, but the word “successful” has never been applied. Shockingly, he’s in no danger of having that adjective applied.

  2. “…when a civilization starts rehashing and recycling old ideas they’re on the way out.”

    Usually it’s the opposite. If it’s successful, a civilization that maintains its old ideas (called tradition) can last forever. It’s when they start replacing the old successful ideas with new popular ideas (which are usually popular because they require less effort and have more reward, paid for by nothing) that they fall.

    You can argue that feudalism is a bad idea, but socialism is a worse one. If anything the reason that America was successful is that we intentionally took the harder road. Instead of seeking out dad’s protection, we declared that we were moving out on our own. Pretty much the opposite of most replacements for old ideas. Well, the “new ideas” are usually older than dirt, anyway.

    Politics is all Andy Warhol; taking an original work, tweaking it, and releasing a different version some like better and others like worse. Not that there is anything wrong with that. After a few thousand years, there shouldn’t be any practical means of organization that hasn’t been tried.

    The fall of Rome is usually NOT because of falling back on old ideas. And as far as it goes, “liberals” are people who fall back on ideas with more than a thousand years of history, and 0 years of success. There are a few core things a civilization must do in order to succeed and sustain itself. And every single one of them is opposed by liberals, progressives, and socialists… In so much as they’re even different things.

  3. Wee Willy hasn’t gotten any “attention” since she found his wife getting an extra present from another guy on HIS birthday. No wonder 14 year olds look good to him. LOL Real women give a pass to anyone on Team kimberlin. #CuckoldLevelEpic

    • Truly, the strangest case of “PD” ever recorded.
      Looks like the mysterious “weight loss” is cured, too.

      • And no problem AT ALL raising his right arm high in the air. Wasn’t that supposed to be a problem not so long ago?

        • Man, did he squeal when called on that before: I can’t raise my arms above my shoulders! This picture of me with my arm above my shoulder is just me creeping it up a wall! No lifting!
          And of course he was lying then and the pic above shows he can certainly raise his right arm just fine.

    • Reminds me of this song for some reason:
      “If I listened to your lies would you say
      I’m a man (a man) without conviction,
      I’m a man (a man) who doesn’t know
      How to sell (to sell) a contradiction.
      You come and go, you come and go.

      Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon,
      You come and go, you come and go.”

    • There is an Original Pie Shop in Longview, Texas. If memory serves, that is the pie shop where the image was taken. Though I have not been to Longview in a few years. Deep behind the Pine Curtain is not place where Bill Schmalfeldt wants to be recognized for what he is.

    • It’s uncanny how dedicated DUMBF*CK is to proving that he’s a malingering, perjuring, goldbricking sack of lying shit.

      The way he treated Gail like a frigging slave to his Pretendyson’s Disease should seal his spot in the Lake of Fire. But it’s weird how he pissed himself so often over simply being fat and lazy.

    • Oh man. Hmmm… On re-reading my reply, here, let me just delete my next two sentences. *DELETE* Done and done. No need to provide Parvowhosis any insights. Schmalfeldt is consistent in that he never learns.

      And how does A Progressive justify moving to red-state redneck mouth-breather Christianist Texas? Tax advantage, anyone? Cost of living? Better employment prospects? Well. Probably not that last because Google and all that.

      And so very richly deserved.

      • “Better employment prospects? Well. Probably not that last because Google and all that. he is a fat lazy piece of shit more content to suck the teat of the taxpayer then actually get off his fake disability ass and be a productive member of society instead of the leach he is.”


    • Bill Schmalfeldt should be extremely careful – there are a lot of men (and many women) in Texas who won’t stand for his many sick and twisted behaviors.

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