Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

Even a flatworm will turn away from pain, but Team Kimberlin has been a glutton for punishment. Back in 2014, The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin lost the Kimberlin v. Walker, et al. nuisance LOLsuit, and The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt withdrew LOLsuit I after two days, saw his counterclaims that made up LOLsuit II dismissed with prejudice, and was the subject of a second peace order. After all that, they were still exchanging the Worst Advice of the Year

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The Dimwitted Hipster is leading the Cabin Boy™ astray.DemHip201412302152Z

Murum aries attigit.

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2015 wasn’t a good year for Team Kimberlin either. TDPK lost the RICO Madness LOLsuit and saw his untimely appeal of that case turned away by the Fourth Circuit Court of Appeals. He filed his RICO Retread LOLsuit in state court, and a bunch of the defendants in that case were dismissed before year’s end. He filed a bogus peace order petition against me which was denied—as was his appeal of the denial—and the false criminal charge he filed against me was dropped. He also filed the RICO II: Electric Boogaloo LOLsuit which spilled over into 2016.

2015 went no better for the Cabin Boy™. LOLsuit III was dismissed by the U.S. District Court for lack of jurisdiction, LOLsuit IV was dismissed by the Circuit Court of Howard County for improper venue and failure to serve most of the defendants, and LOLsuit V was voluntarily dismissed with prejudice by Schmalfeldt when he fled from Maryland to Wisconsin.

2016 saw TDPK lose his appeal of the Kimberlin v. Walker, et al. LOLsuit, the RICO II: Electric Boogaloo LOLsuit and its appeal and the Kimberlin v. McConnell LOLsuit and its appeal. His petition for a writ of mandamus to force Judge Hazel to modify the protective order in the RICO Retread LOLsuit was denied by the Fourth Circuit, and that court sanction him for including me in his frivolous appeal of RICO II. Meanwhile, the Cabin Boy™ lost LOLsuits VI and VII.

As 2017 grinds to a halt, Kimberlin has lost his appeal of the RICO Retread LOLsuit in the Maryland Court of Special Appeals and has withdrawn his appeal of the RICO II Retread LOLsuit from that court. The Cabin Boy™ has just had LOLsuit VIII booted by the U.S. District Court for the District of South Carolina for lack of personal jurisdiction over the defendants.

2018 is coming. Stay tuned.

Murum aries attigit.

9 thoughts on “Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

  1. John, it is my utmost wish that you and the rest of Team Free Speech see Team Pervo (and Deb Frisch for that matter) finally face justice.

  2. 2017 comes to a close and our gentle host has provided a gentle re-cap which does not entirely reflect the magnitude of total fail in Team Kimbo efforts. Kimberlin failed. Schmalfeldt failed. Thus it is written. So let it be done.

    I have a few additional thoughts. Please forgive the randomness.

    – Multiple links, starting out at Sonoran Conservative, led me to ‘Confessions of an Undercover Internet Troll’ on scribd. What is it the kids say? ‘OMG’. That’s it. OMG. Project much, Parvowhosis? This document should be used as a case study in Psych 301 classes nationwide. Copy, also, to the FBI. Just as soon as Trump cleans out the 3 (at least-) top echelons of management… Yes; AJ Fornicarius Hoc… Per your request I’ve submitted your resume and I’m confident you’ll do way better than the current bunch of inbred-Democrat bozos at the FBI.

    – In the ‘Confessions…’ book, Schmalfeldt indicates Krendler is raking in beaucoup quatloos from his website. Which is true, but- As I AM the Managing Partner for all Team Free Speech properties (and I humbly acknowledge John’s controlling interest; I serve at his sufferance. Well- Hoge’s AND The Board’s too. Hi guys!) this reminds me to tell all of you that 2018 Membership fees are due NLT 30 January. The date is for tax reasons. Yes. Please remit the usual annual $10,000 NLT 30 January. No need to worry about beating the end of December because our enterprise WAS exempted in the Rethuglican tax bill just passed and your $10,000 is entirely deductible. Kiss my ass, Rachel Maddow. Qaplah’ !!! Greens fees, alas, have remained constant and will be billed monthly.

    – Greens fees aside… There IS some good news. Cousin Roy, A Reader #1, MJ and gb420 are sponsoring the bar this year. All drinks are no cost (no cost to y’all; nothing is ever free). Please be reasonable and don’t order anything older than 40 years old. Colonelvictortrollpoker please acknowledge you’ve been so advised (you’re killing me, man-).

    – Lord Dewclaw has picked up appetizers for the year and we thank him.

    – Crypto keys for your decoder rings change at Zulu (THAT’S RAAAACISSSTTTT!!!) midnight this Sunday. If you see, ‘CODE 1972. UNABLE TO CONNECT’ please update your key.

    – And regarding rings, per requests from Dianna, Ashterah and BusPassOffice, we’ll be swapping out ALL rings NLT 15 March to handle Bluetooth interfaces. agiledog chimed in too and even though demand surprised me; we deliver. No more cables. Yes. Yes, I know what you’re thinking. Apple Computer is already in contact with me regarding licensing since a ring on the right hand will perfectly complement the Apple watch on the left wrist for detecting out-of-bounds cardiac conditions (oh hell yes they’ll build in a alert function). Don’t won’t to say much more now but as we’re all in this together I’d just like to note each and every one of you is going to have tax complications in 2020. In a good way. In a very good way. Louis Nettles is handling negotiations with Apple.

    – Further regarding rings: I’ll be in New Orleans 15-20 January so any of you wanting your rings ‘blessed’ at Marie Laveau’s tomb let me know NLT 6 January. So yes, I can handle hardware, software and voodoo updates and still get rings out in March. Mssr. Krendler: gotcha’ man. Say no more.

    – For those of you have asked… No. I have not heard from Scooty Puff lately. Still red AFAIK. Word on the street is The Big Dog is going to ground given all the very public harassment press. Rumors that large sums of money are being moved out of the country from the Clinton Foundation are rumors. Even so, yet another run in 2020 for Herself is NOT out of the question. Keep your fingers crossed.

    – Regarding 2020. NORAD confirms the high-speed high altitude witch is no longer circling lower earth orbit over DC. Intentions unknown at this time.

    – Smithsonian Air and Space Museum indicates attendance just reached a all-time high driven by folks coming to see the ‘My Gal, Hil’ B-17. Shot up but no longer leaking. Who’d have thought?

    – No word on the United Nations Starship Che Guevara. Whereabouts unknown. Currently. Doesn’t mean it will stay that way-

    – On a personal note, I implore John Hoge to publish the email he soon gets (has already gotten? Nah, Bill’s still agonizing) from Schmalfeldt asking, “Byegones, right? Let’s just call the whole thing off.” LOLSuit VIII, including the ram and all that, means no mercy no quarter. Bill Schmalfeldt realizes, in a way he hasn’t to-date, that he’s at risk. Methinks.

    – I know I said I’d write the wedding invitations but I’m not sure there’s not trouble in Paradise. Standby. Please. I know that Krendler is going to run this down for me.

    So many of you have contributed over the last year and I humbly apologize to all of you that I haven’t acknowledged in this missive.

    Happy New Year to all. Be safe. Continue to work hard. Continue to play by the rules. It’s up to US to preserve Western Civilization.

    Love you all-

    • ROFLMAO!!

      Along with the appetizers (I am a pretty damn good cook), I can hook up Team Free Speech with a damn fine 2003 Malbec, or a micro brew if that is more to your liking.

      Just be sure to wear your Royal Order of Water Buffalo hats…


  3. “Please be reasonable and don’t order anything older than 40 years old.”

    I’ve never once done such a thing.

    Oh wait, you meant the wine list. As you were then.

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