Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

Is LOLsuit IX: Desperation coming? The Cabin Boy™ seems to be making threats of the direst of dire direness once again—Rather than fisk the whole thing, I’ll limit my pointage, laughery, and mockification to the first and last tweets of that thread.

The Cabin Boy™ continues to display his lack of understanding of the Rules of Evidence, Patrick Grady is under no obligation to admit or deny whether his is Paul Krendler based on Schmalfeldt’s flimsy complaints. If The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt wants to sue Paul Krendler, the burden is on the Cabin Boy™ to correctly identify who he is suing. I’ll also note that Paul Krendler has not admitted to being any one particular individual. For all the Cabin Boy™ knows, he’s being tag teamed. Further, Schmalfeldt has now sued Grady four times alleging that he is Paul Krendler, and one of those suits was dismissed with prejudice. IANAL, but I’ll bet that Fed. R. Civ. P. 41 prohibits any further such suits at this point.

As for the last tweet, which “authorities”? What new crime is TDPS going to allege that Paul Krendler has committed? Or has the Cabin Boy™ still not figured out that the cops aren’t going to waste time on Schmalfeldt’s butthurt?

Oh, one more thing … LOLsuit VIII has not been formally dismissed. We’re not done with the Cabin Boy™ yet.

Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.

UPDATE—Fixed a typo. Also, here are some logins and some more tweets:

2017 DEC 24 06:02:12 UTC Home Page
2017 DEC 24 06:04:31 UTC 2017/12/24/team-kimberlin-post-of-the-day-1746
2017 DEC 24 06:05:43 UTC 2017/12/23/are-you-pondering-what-im-pondering-2932
2017 DEC 24 06:09:59 UTC 2017/12/23/team-kimberlin-post-of-the-day-1745
2017 DEC 24 06:11:13 UTC 2017/12/22/blognet-87
2017 DEC 24 06:15:01 UTC 2015/12/21/hit-a-nerve-have-we-4/screen-shot-2013-03-20-at-8-46-14-pm-700×336

49 thoughts on “Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

  1. We’re not done with the Cabin Boy™ yet.

    And I won’t be, until the asshole is buried in the pauper’s plot that is his destiny. I will insult and mock him until he leaves this mortal plane. It is what he deserves.

  2. Why would a couple haver this discussion on twitter. Making dumb blank statements is not a form of evidence, and responding like you were not in the same cheap motel room does not make this sound any better.

    Seek help, use the money you wouldn’t waste by pursuing BS legal smears on a good psychologist and understand that your behaviour is not normal. You need help.

  3. Jiggle bells, jiggle bells,
    Jiggling, all the way…

    Sleeping in, a cardboard box
    Beneath the free e way, yay

    Jiggle bells, jiggle bells,
    Making empty threats

    While hiding behind
    The very wide skirts
    Of his Adams appled friend..

  4. William “Stolen Valor” Schmalfeldt of South Carolina lacks the self awareness that God gave gnats.

  5. We all know he starts talking like this while he is writing his next LOLsuit. LOLSuit VIII hasn’t even officially been dismissed yet, and he is writing his next one – “I’ll get you meddling kids THIS time.” He completely ignores the fact that nothing has changed to alter the reason for the dismissal of LOLsuit VIII – lack of jurisdiction. He has talked about moving – maybe he has move into a different Federal court district, so he avoids having a Magistrate Judge toss his suit for him? Nah – assumes too much intelligence.

  6. I am now coming to the conclusion that God put Bwilly on this earth so normal people can forget their woes and have something to really ridicule without feeling bad about doing it.

  7. Billy: “I have walked away from that scene.”


    God: “As a dog returns to its vomit, so fools repeat their folly.
    12 Do you see a person wise in their own eyes? There is more hope for a fool than for them.”

    (Proverbs 26:10-12, NIV)

  8. God, this again? “It stops! It stops now! Or I shall stomp my feet and yell some more! Then I’ll sue you! I’ll sue you soooooo much!”

    Knock it off. It’s embarassing.

    Home, laptop. Because it’s Sunday, it’s Christmas Eve, I’ve a fire, two cats, a dog, and breakfast cooking.

      • The Oxford comma prevents confusion!

        Laptop, home. Post-Christmas Eve repast. My husband grilled a prime rib and baked potatoes on the Weber kettle, and made me asparagus as well!

  9. So remind us again who can’t quit who, shitbag?

    May 2018 be the year you finally drop dead so taxpayers everywhere can rejoice they no longer have to support you.

  10. Does he not understand that nobody is going to flip on Krendler. That anyone he accuses of being Krendler is not going to deny or confirm it in any court of law. He will never find out who Krendler really is. Not from me…not from anyone.

  11. It is Christmas Eve and therefore time for his critical discussions with court personnel.

    Merry Christmas to all.

    To DF, just U B U booboo, and yeah we can stand it.

  12. I can only imagine the line of questioning related to one being able to reasonably infer that BSS is abusing children…

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