Two weeks ago yesterday, the magistrate judge assigned to The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfelt’s LOLsuit VIII: Avoiding Contact filed an amended recommendation in the case. The amendment corrected a typographical error and didn’t change the substance of her recommendation—the LOLsuit should be dismissed because the court lacks personal jurisdiction over any of the defendants. The Cabin Boy™ had 14 days to file an objection to the recommendation. Time ran out at close of business yesterday, and the PACER case docket did not show any such filing from Schmalfeldt when I checked it after close of business yesterday evening.
It’s possible that he filed something too late in the day to have been scanned into PACER. If he did file something, it should appear online today, but I’m betting that he didn’t file anything.
Here’s why: He would have to include his current contact information, including his address, with any filing. I believe that he has moved again and is trying to conceal his current location in order to avoid being served with … he’s not sure what, but he’s hiding from it.
It won’t work. The court has the means to find him. But …
Cowardly cowards gotta cower.