Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

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Two weeks ago yesterday, the magistrate judge assigned to The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfelt’s LOLsuit VIII: Avoiding Contact filed an amended recommendation in the case. The amendment corrected a typographical error and didn’t change the substance of her recommendation—the LOLsuit should be dismissed because the court lacks personal jurisdiction over any of the defendants. The Cabin Boy™ had 14 days to file an objection to the recommendation. Time ran out at close of business yesterday, and the PACER case docket did not show any such filing from Schmalfeldt when I checked it after close of business yesterday evening.

It’s possible that he filed something too late in the day to have been scanned into PACER. If he did file something, it should appear online today, but I’m betting that he didn’t file anything.

Here’s why: He would have to include his current contact information, including his address, with any filing. I believe that he has moved again and is trying to conceal his current location in order to avoid being served with … he’s not sure what, but he’s hiding from it.

It won’t work. The court has the means to find him. But …

Cowardly cowards gotta cower.

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    • What happens if someone anonymously gives the court his current address in an envelope?

      Isn’t that how the pirate Crew published sealed court documents before? The old “I got an envelope anonymously” routine.

      Turnaround is fair play.

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  3. I suppose it’s too much to hope that the judge realizes what Cabin Boy™️ is up to and declares him vexatious. SC is NOT MD.

    Bah. Humbug. He’s stepped in it so many times with no consequence that he just can’t help himself anymore.

    Cabin Boy™️ gots to be Cabin Boy™️!

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  5. It has to suck to be someone that needs to forever hide yourself from your own fuckups. He got kicked to the curb by Sis and now has to live rough. Probably one step from the Flying J parking lot yet again. I’ve heard rumors he visits there regularly though. So what was it this time Billy Boy? Sis get wind of your sick depraved thoughts on cub scouts? You stiff her on bills? Did she get a letter from Microsoft that someone on her WiFi was dealing in Malware or Child Porn? Maybe you shit in her favorite chair?

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  6. He is not in Texas.
    He is still in SC.
    His “anonymous” online activities are monitored and archived, as are those of the alleged girlfriend.
    He doesn’t get to make life a misery for dozens of people for the last five years and just walk away.

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  8. By my math he has until the end of today for his reply to arrive by U. S. Mail.

    Objections to R&R due by 12/19/2017. Add an additional 3 days only if served by mail or otherwise allowed under Fed. R. Civ. P. 6 or Fed. R. Crim. P. 45.

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  9. Bwilly has been too busy servicing truckers at the local truck stop to respond, it takes a lot of quarters to buy a print of Johnny Walker.

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  10. Jiggle bells jiggle bells
    Jiggling all the wsy

    Sleeping in a card board box
    Beneath the free ee way hey!

    Jiggle bells jiggle bells
    Lost my last law suit

    Now im hiding from the court
    Cause idisobeyed the fules yeah

    Jiggle bells, jiggle bells
    Sleeping under the pasd

    Waiting for the marshalls
    To vome get my dumb asd

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