Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Four years ago today, the first peace order against the Bill Schmalfeldt was renewed following a hearing in Carroll County Circuit Court. After the hearing, I posted about What I Saw in Court.

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I was called to the stand by my lawyer Zoa Barnes, and we presented evidence of Bill Schmalfedlt’s violations of the existing peace order. The peace order requires that Schmalfeldt not contact, attempt to contact, or harass me. We presented evidence of over 470 times that he contacted me after the order was issued. We presented evidence of at least one attempt to contact me through third parties. We presented evidence of harassment in the form of three pornographic images Schmalfeldt created using my likeness. Even dealing with lots of objections, that only took about 20 minutes.

I spent the next hour on the stand being cross examined by Schmalfeldt. Most of that hour was taken up by his ranting rather than actually asking me questions. He tried to get the court to consider many of the legal theories he had offered before. The result is best summed up with the word res judicata. At one point Schmalfeldt asked me what I thought would happen if the the peace order were extended. I replied that I expected that he would continue to violate it until it was enforced.

When Schmalfeldt tried to bring up the Attorney General’s opinion letter, Judge Stansfield quoted a Court of Appeals decision back to him that said that the Attorney General’s opinion is just one lawyer’s opinion.

After my grilling on the stand, we rested my case, and the court took a brief recess. When we were called back, Schmalfeldt tried to make his case. He was sworn and offered some testimony.

During her closing argument, Zoa Barnes made the point that if the order were extended and Schmalfeldt were to violate it, we would be back with a motion for contempt seeking jail time.

Judge Stansfield granted the six-month extension of the peace order. In doing so, he found that the 470 tweets that I had received between noon on 16 October and last night were contact that I should not have received under the existing peace order. He also found that the pornographic images were harassment sufficient to permit the order to be extended.

That’s what happened today.

Oh, one more thing …

Brett Kimberlin drove Bill Schmalfeldt to the courthouse today. What appeared to be the same silver Toyota Highlander photographed at BlogBash was parked at the courthouse.

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Recently, the Cabin Boy™ has claimed that he never posted pornographic images containing my likeness on the Internet. Judge Stansfield examined the images, found them to be pornographic, and ordered the evidence submitted at the hearing to be sealed.

Schmalfeldt was lying.

10 thoughts on “Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

  1. We need new clocks:
    1. “Days since Bill last lied” which I assume will always stay at zero;
    2. “Days since Bill last pissed himself” which I foresee happening soon and possibly often in the coming days/weeks/months.

  2. I remember when Bill kept insisting he’d found a “smoking gun” that would surely see Hoge slapped in chains and hauled off to jail during a peace order hearing. I also remember much PLM and us telling him he was a moron and his smoking gun actually meant the opposite of what he thought. Still, he persisted. All the way to the judge who had to patiently explain to him that he was dead wrong and that the ruling meant exactly what we had told him it did.

    He’ll never learn. Even when we point out how he’s fucking himself in court he just had to believe he is the smartest boy in the room. Never change Mr. 0 fer 8 Schmalfeldt.

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