Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

One of the things that The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin and the Cabin Boy™ can’t seem to get straight is the identity of the anonymous blogger “Paul Krendler.” TDPK insists that I’m Krendler. The Cabin Boy™ says that I’m not, but that I know Krendler’s secret identity. This Prevarication Du Jour from three years ago today deals with the Cabin Boy’s™ claim.

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The Cabin Boy™ has a long post up at cabinboycomedy dot com that includes an email that he supposedly sent to an Officer Trodden and to Wayne Kirwan who he identifies as a “deputy” Howard County State’s Attorney.

According to the Howard County State’s Attorney’s Office website, Mr. Kirwan serves as Director of Community Justice & Public Information. Mr. Kirwan is not a Deputy State’s Attorney. He isn’t a lawyer. According to his LinkedIn page, Mr. Kirwan has an M.S. in Public Relations from American University but no law degree.

The Cabin Boy™ also states in the alleged email he reproduces in the post that I know the identity of “Paul Krendler.”

I do not.

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Since that PDJ was published, the Cabin Boy™ has published Confessions of an Internet Troll, and he claimed to be Paul Krendler in that book. Of course, the Cabin Boy™ has been known to tell lies …

24 thoughts on “Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

  1. Yes, Bill Schmalfeldt is the ONLY person who has claimed to be Paul Krendler in any formally published media (in this case, a book). If any of his lawsuits ever made it to trial ( STOP laughing at me – I’m trying to make a serious point), that fact would become an extremely difficult one for him to overcome.

    • Didn’t the actor that played him end up diddling young men? Maybe Stolen Valor can play him in the remake. Yeah, I know it’s type casting but…..

      • From this past Sunday’s Family Guy, the family is watching The Usual Suspects on TV, they show an animated version of the scene where Keyser Söze’s feet are shown as he leaves the police station, and Peter exclaims:
        “He was gay the whole time!”

        Given that these shows are made many months in advance, it seems Seth MacFarlane knows a lot of Hollywood dirt.

  2. Roy Schmalfeldt accused BS of rape. BS sued him over it. BS dropped the suit with prejudice. That is an adjudication on the merits. Later, Roy Schmalfeldt, who claims to be BS’s cousin, in a comment at TMZ, implied that the alleged victim was a minor male. Anyone have that link handy? I find it really weird that BS is ostensibly throwing in the towel due to fears over sexual assault claims. Gotta call Johnny Atsign to dig some more.

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  4. After viewing Bill Schmalfeldts current Twitter feed, I have knowledge that, if I gave the slightest damn whether or not those vile creatures lived or died, I’d reveal here.


    BTW, anyone else notice how carefully their self-portraits are so often framed so that Bill’s lack of a neck and Inflate-A-Skank’s adam’s apple aren’t visible?

    Curious, that.

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