It looks as if Bill Schmalfeldt has been fired again as Editor of Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Brett Unread.
Here is an archive of his latest last post as Editor.
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It looks as if Bill Schmalfeldt has been fired again as Editor of Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Brett Unread.
Here is an archive of his latest last post as Editor.
How “queer.” He says he’s never been accused of sexual assault, but his cousin, Roy Schmalfeldt, has accused him of that. In fact, BS sued him over it over 1.5 years ago, and then withdrew his lawsuit, with prejudice.
Once again, for the Dumbfucks who may be reading this:
Voluntary dismissal with prejudice by plaintiff = Adjudication on the merits in favor of defendants
And how many times has he done this “quit, took ball, went home” bullshit before?
He just can’t quit you, John.
I claim December 28 as the date of the next declaration of #WAR!
The pool is on the bulletin board in the break room.
Oh, and I can see you, DUMBFUCK.
I got December 14th. Wrote my initials on the betting pool and everything.
I thought we agreed at the last AGM that pools would be circulated via email when posted?
We did.
They are.
Or should be. The Shoveler, please follow the rules INCLUDING providing your PGP sig. Or- The randomly generated number sent to your secret decoder ring.
Thanks,
The Management
December 22. I bet something happens on Dec 21st where something gets published.
Put me down for Jan 4. That’s when the hangover from 4 weeks of holiday binge drinking should kick in
For a guy who’s finally, totally and irrevocably DONE with all of us, he sure is monkeydancing to any little tune that might be whistled around here.
Not sexual assault. Rape.
That’s more believable.
Remember, he claims to have never forced himself on another woman. I think he meant “sober”.
Has he ever denied forcing himself on a male?
No, there is nothing on or off the record of him denying he forced himself on another man.
When you say “sober,” to whom in this hypothetical coupling are you referring?
Wait a minute…
Didn’t he say he thought she was a woman, until…
He’s still a rapist.
Funny, isn’t it, how HE KEEPS BRINGING IT UP…almost like he’s proud of it.
Something is up again if Bill is running away again.
Did sis-in-law kick his fat ass out?
Did the dentally handicapped fiance get tired of his unfulfilled promises?
Vox Day’s three laws of the SJW:
SJWs Always Lie.
SJWs Always Double Down.
SJWs Always Project.
Fits bill schmalfeldt like a spandex body suit.
Schmalbalz in a body suit would look like that gum chewing Violet girl from Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory when she blew up all big and round.
Yeah…. That’s him.
ROFLMAO!!
But it was only a Small Fart
Please use the correct terminology; it’s a Gimp suit.
Is a “body tent” a thing? Because spandex does have limits.
Darn, who found the Schmalfeldt signatures in those middle school yearbooks? My bet is on Krendler. /joke
I hope he follows through and quits Hoge including dropping his latest lawsuit. Why was he fighting a battle for the “Roy Moore of the left” Brett Kimberlin anyways? Ruined his google reputation for a Ukraine child bride shopper.
He won’t make it past Dec 31st. before finding something to be butthurt over and he’ll be feldtdowning all over the place by New Year’s Day.
Although I do look forward to the fisking of that heaping pile of lies he blathered on about.
http://www.dailywire.com/news/24240/greg-gutfeld-completely-annihilates-patton-oswalt-joseph-curl?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter#
Awww…. Blob’s hero Patton Oswald gets his ass handed to him on Twitter. Sad!!
Both have recently lost wives, but Oswald didn’t live blog his wife’s death and then stick her in a fucking clock!
And Patton didn’t kill his.
And then leave said clock in a goodwill.
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Wow! So much to work with and so little time.
First, am I a real boy or just a puppet? I think I’m real but maybe I’m just fooling myself. Is there a Turing test for puppetry? I know I’ve been blocked by Dumbfuck, I must be real!
I can’ believe one person can cram so many lie into such a small space. Which lies? Final victory, win, etc list goes on forever it seems. Show of hands; who read the whole thing? Thought so. Just not worth it is it? Packed with lies but they’re so badly done and pedestrian, there’s no finesse or skill in them at all. Not just a liar but a bad liar too.
I want one week, December 12 in the pool for his return. He’s always had a weakness for Tuesdays.
I offer up a different pool what Dumbfuck handle will he come back under while claiming that will be painfully apparent is him but he will pathetically maintain is not him at all?
I figure its too hard to pick the actual name he resurfaces under so lets pick the category. I choose “Name of an ancient classical figure that he completely fails to understand why its so wrong for him to use and completely fails to understand the history bhind him”.
Soem of you may want to pick “perversion of a modern political character”, “buffoonish nickname”, or an all time favorite “scatological reference”.
Oh, if we’re picking new handles, I claim dibs on “Staff Writer.”
Who gets the Staff in Fiction honors?
I also want to choose “GS13 Monster Truck Buttock Carbuncle”.
It kind of fits him.
Stolen valor’s last post in tl;dr-
“BaWWWWaw!!!!!! I’m a complete failure in life and the courts but I’ll pretend I’m a hero to make myself feel better”
(Just a guess… Didn’t make it much past the delusional headline)
You know, I notice this time he forgot to wish us all into the cornfield, so I KNOW he’ll be back.
I dare the DumbFuck to come back online under BwillyButthurt!
I Double Dare Him!
I Double DOG Dare him!!!
Be well, Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt. Be well.
Or… not.
I take December 25th.
Oh, wait…
That was North Korea, wasn’t?
Ok, I’ll take it, and go for a twofer.