Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign

ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—

SOUND: Skype rings four times. Caller’s POV.

JOHNNY: (Telephone Filter) You’ve reached Johnny Atsign’s answering machine. I’m taking Thanksgiving week off and have gone fishing. I’ll be back in a week or so. You can leave a message if you want.

SOUND: Beep.

ZOMBIE: Hey, Atsign, it’s Pete Candler. Give me a call when you get back.

MUSIC: Theme up and under

ANNOUNCER: Now, here’s our star to tell you about next week’s intriguing episode of our story.

JOHNNY: Next time? Deadbeat vs. The Undead. Join us, won’t you?

Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

MUSIC: Swell theme and under

ANNOUNCER: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign, starring W. J. J. Hoge, is transcribed in Westminster. Be sure to join us next Monday, same time and URL, for the next exciting episode of Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign.

MUSIC: Theme up to music out.

ANNOUNCER: Johnny Atsign is a work of fiction. If anyone thinks it’s about him, he should read Proverbs 28:1.

Be sure to tune in every Friday at 6 pm Eastern Time for a episode of Blognet or Blogsmoke on alternating weeks. This is LBS, the Lickspittle Broadcasting System.

7 thoughts on “Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign

  1. I love how broadcast his personal details to the world, and then challenges us as liars when we repeat the information.

    And he says that the Bobber was the retarded one. LOL

    • The funny thing is when he pointed to the “retarded” one in the picture the name tag said “Bill”.

  2. Gah! I set my DVR to capture this episode. It ended short, then I had an infomercial about a device that cooks eggs eight ways. Eight Ways!!! Fascinating!

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