ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—
SOUND: Skype rings four times. Caller’s POV.
JOHNNY: (Telephone Filter) You’ve reached Johnny Atsign’s answering machine. I’m taking Thanksgiving week off and have gone fishing. I’ll be back in a week or so. You can leave a message if you want.
ZOMBIE: Hey, Atsign, it’s Pete Candler. Give me a call when you get back.
MUSIC: Theme up and under
ANNOUNCER: Now, here’s our star to tell you about next week’s intriguing episode of our story.
JOHNNY: Next time? Deadbeat vs. The Undead. Join us, won’t you?
Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!
MUSIC: Swell theme and under
ANNOUNCER: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign, starring W. J. J. Hoge, is transcribed in Westminster. Be sure to join us next Monday, same time and URL, for the next exciting episode of Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign.
MUSIC: Theme up to music out.
ANNOUNCER: Johnny Atsign is a work of fiction. If anyone thinks it’s about him, he should read Proverbs 28:1.
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