Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign

SOUND: Skype rings once. Receiver picked up.

JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.

[REDACTED]: (Telephone Filter) Johnny, it’s [REDACTED].

JOHNNY: Thanks for calling. Did you get that report I forwarded?

[REDACTED]: (Telephone Filter) Yeah. Are they serious?

JOHNNY: It sure looks like it.

[REDACTED]: (Telephone Filter) Hmmm. Technically, it shouldn’t affect our client’s case, but …

JOHNNY: If you think about his long-term interests …

[REDACTED]: (Telephone Filter) Yeah.

MUSIC: Theme up and under.

ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America’s fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …

JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

MUSIC: Theme up to music out.

JOHNNY: The following is partial extract of the tweets sent and received during my investigation of It Ain’t Over Till It’s Over Matter.

JOHNNY TWEETS: (SYNTH VOICE) @[REDACTED] Why not let someone else do the heavy lifting?

JOHNNY: I was all set to wrap up an investigation when that case intersected with something else, something possibly much bigger. A former colleague working for [redacted] sent me the results of his follow up on some leads I’d shared with him. It was clear that [redacted]. Their investigation [redacted] 800-lb gorilla.


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[REDACTED]: (Telephone Filter) (Fading up) … so we don’t have to be in a hurry. The statute of limitations still has years to run.

JOHNNY: Uh, huh, and if you’re willing for me to keep looking around, waiting to file increases the likelihood of finding some more useful information.

[REDACTED]: (Telephone Filter) OK. Let’s put this on the back burner for now and watch to see how [redacted] handles things. If there’s anything left when they’re done, we can pick up the pieces.

JOHNNY: I’m ordering more popcorn.

JOHNNY TWEETS: @[REDACTED] Slow and steady wins the race.

ANNOUNCER: Now, here’s our star to tell you about next week’s intriguing episode of our story.

JOHNNY: Next week? Your papers aren’t in order. Join us, won’t you.

Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

MUSIC: Swell theme and under

ANNOUNCER: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign, starring W. J. J. Hoge, is transcribed in Westminster. Be sure to join us next Monday, same time and URL, for the next exciting episode of Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign.

MUSIC: Theme up to music out.

ANNOUNCER: Johnny Atsign is a work of fiction. If anyone thinks it’s about him, he should read Proverbs 28:1.

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3 thoughts on “Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign

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  2. Johnny: On Tuesday, on a hunch, I visited the same level of the same parking garage at the same time as before, at midnight. Nothing. I was about to leave, when…
    (faint, muffled chortling.)
    (footsteps retreating and fading out)

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