Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


The Fourth Circuit Court of Appeals has given The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin until close of business tomorrow to file his informal opening brief in the appeal of the Kimberlin v. Frey RICO Remnant LOLsuit, so we should be seeing something on PACER by tomorrow or early Tuesday at the latest—unless Kimberlin has decided to give up on the appeal and let it be dismissed for lack of prosecution.

Nah, he’s not that smart.

I’ll bet he’ll file something. I also be that it will be as incompetently drafted as the rest of the stuff he’s filed, his opposition to the motions to dismiss in the Kimberlin v. Team Themis, et al. RICO 2: Electric Boogaloo LOLsuit, for example. He filed it two years ago today, and I published a copy as More RICO 2: Electric Boogaloo that very day.

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The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin has filed what he calls his omnibus opposition to the motions to dismiss his Kimberlin v. Team Themis, et al. RICO 2: Electric Boogaloo LOLsuit.

This also includes an untimely opposition to my motion to dismiss for failure to state a claim and does not properly address my motion to dismiss for lack of subject matter jurisdiction.

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My name only appears in a few places in the LOLsuit’s complaint, but it appears over 60 times in the opposition to the motion to dismiss. The increase was caused by Kimberlin’s failure to properly [redacted—I don’t intend to educate the midget, even at this late date] in the complaint and his attempt to improperly [redacted] in his opposition.

Kimberlin LOLsuit was dismissed by the U. S. District Court. The Fourth Circuit Court of Appeals denied his appeal and sanction him for frivolously including me as an appellee.

Everything proceeded as I had foreseen.

10 thoughts on “Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

  1. “Plantiff has FAILED….”

    That never gets old….

    It’s really too bad Mantech’s lawyers didn’t take that demented idjit midget to the legal woodshed. The legal asswhooping would have been epic.

    A little birdie told me that all of Mantech’s legal team got a good chuckle from the evil midget troll’s lawsuit. The birdie said that even a first year paralegal would have done a better job than that hot mess Rumpleforeskin filed.

    Sucks to be you, you vertically challenged p*ssy.

  2. You never know. Team Kimberlin might all have an epiphany at the same time. They all might realize that at this very moment, if they just stopped doing what they have been doing, and quietly went into the night, they wouldn’t have to fight with anybody any more, and they could live happy lives.

    Nah. I can’t even kid myself.

  3. “Plaintiff has failed” is getting rather tired, how about asking the Judge to say: “Plaintiff has not succeeded.”

    • I guess saying ” Plantiff is a sum sucking midget loser…” is a little beneath the dignity of the court.

      Accurate though….

        • Just so, Dr_Mike…

          Somehow I lost why Parvocampus The Laardvaark didn’t have to answer for his no-show in the last go-round. Can somebody explain to me how that was handled?

          • From what I gathered, Hizzonor realized his pet project had a gaping hole in the text; rather than act judiciously he kicked it back to the legislature. Technically not a bad thing.

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