Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


The wheels of justice are still grinding away. As we wait for more news in the Team-Kimberlin-related court cases, here’s another golden oldie. It was the Prevarication Du Jour published four year ago today.

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I have all sorts of interesting things posted at scribd.com. Today, someone tweeted a link to the charging documents in the recent Maryland v. Kimberlin case. There is a notation in the complaint’s handwriting at the end of the Application for Statement of Charges, and, of course, the Cabin Boy had to offer a comment.ftrrnews201310102213Z

Aaron Walker’s handwriting? No way; the addendum is legible.

Here’s a sample of Aaron Walker’s writing from an Application for Statement of Charges he filed in 2012—AWhandwrittingHere’s a sample of the writing on the 2013 Application for Statement of Charges—TKhandwritting

Note, among other differences, the almost random slant to the letters in the first sample and the even forward slant in the second. No, the writing on the two Applications is by two different people.

Fail.

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The Cabin Boy™ has rarely been one to let the facts get in the way of his hallucinations.

10 thoughts on “Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

  1. He’s so good, he recognized which peace order was used to forge his signature on a letter he claimed was a forgery.

    Does anyone know if the FBI and Post Office Inspectors have made any arrests on that dastardly caper? I find it hard to believe they’ve let this investigation go for so long with such convincing evidence……….

    • Still on the run.

      Which is odd considering the cyberstalking freak has posted my current address and pictures of my house. He should pass that information along to the postal inspectors. He’s much more thorough and logical than they are.

  2. He never fails to fail. It’s the most consistent thing about him. Well that and his lying. So failing and lying. And his stupidity. So failing, lying, and stupidity. And sniffing his own feces. So failing, lying, stupidity, and poop sniffing. Oh hell, old William Schmalfeldt of the Stolen Valor has more negatives then 90% of the population combined.

    • I, for one, much prefer the Spanish Inquisition. Being tied to the rack and attacked with cushy pillows is way preferable to reading anything the Fail Whale writes.

  3. Echoing patter of shit coated paws
    Smells of unwashed flesh,
    Hangs intermittent in the stank gloom
    Pimples pertrude reflected ghastly
    Fingers grease coating keyboards
    Cutting, pasting with dry coated lips
    Two doomed unhappy blobs of humanity
    Passing slowly away,

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