All is still quiet on the courtroom fronts, so here’s another recycled TKPOTD from two years ago today. It deals with one of the fatal problems which has plagued all of The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s LOLsuits—his inability to craft his false narratives so they seem plausible.
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The real caption of the RICO 2: Electric Boogaloo LOLsuit is Kimberlin v. Hunton & Williams LLP, et al. Hunter & Williams LLP is a large law firm, but they are not representing themselves. They have hired Williams & Connolly LLP to handle the suit.
The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin waited until after the statute of limitations had run before filing his complaint against the people and organization he imagines conspired against him. He didn’t allege that ManTech, PNNL, Bill Nickless, or I were part of that original conspiracy. He’s opportunistically dragged us into the case to try to have some sort of continuity to the supposed plot. Of course, if ManTech, PNNL, Mr. Nickless, and I were never part of the conspiracy, it doesn’t make sense that we acted on its behalf.
But logic has never been one of the strong points in TDPK’s LOLsuits.
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TDPK waited until after the statute of limitations had run out to file the RICO 2: Electric Boogaloo LOLsuit, and Judge Hazel dismissed it for that reason. However, he also noted that
[e]ven if Plaintiff’s claims were not barred by the statute of limitations, Plaintiff has insufficiently pleaded facts …
Kimberlin v. Hunton & Williams LLP, et al., Case No. 15-CV-723-GJH, Memorandum Opinion, ECF No.133 (D.Md. Mar. 29, 2016) at 9. Thus, the judge granted both my motion to dismiss for lack of subject matter jurisdiction and my motion to dismiss for failure to state a claim upon which relief could be granted.
Everything proceeded as I had foreseen.