Yesterday’s TKPOTD must have stoked some envy out in Sutter County, California. Very Ordinary Seaman Ferguson had this exchange with the Cabin Boy™ yesterday—
I’ve never heard lorddewclaw play either live or on a recording, so I can’t comment on what kind of musician he is. However, I have heard recordings that VOSF has posted of his alleged music. Based on what I’ve heard, I doubt that he could have made it as a sideman on any of Brett Kimberlin’s recordings. I’d advise him not to give up his day job, but I’m not sure he has a real one.
The number of things the members of Team Kimberlin pretend to be is, to put it politely, generous.
I will take Telly Savalas’s little girl over VOSF any day.
https://youtu.be/Q4k7RKaX3EA
Who loves you baby.
Damn, JD… That was awesome!! 🙂
Then you will enjoy this one.
https://youtu.be/VCTOpdlZJ8U
There aren’t enough likes in the universe….
Whoah. Blown. Away.
Those women have hips. Not of interest to Team Pedophile.
And talent…
… something that also eludes Team Douchebag.
It would be cool at the next Royal Order of Water Buffalo Zombies meeting if I could play for you all….
🤣😎🤣
Hear! Hear!
I look forward to it, Dew!
Kimberfest 2018. You’re on-
Be there or be square.
That’d be great. Maybe you could work off the five demerits for saying the full name in public…
ROFLMAO!!
Is growing dope a day job?
It is for William. Oh. That kind of dope.
http://kimberlinunmask.com/files/12-string-kazoo.jpg
12-STRING KAZOO FTW! 😂
There is no evidence that any member of Team Kimberlin is a musician – in fact, I think existing data shows that none of them have any musical talent of note. And has lorddewclaw ever claimed that was him in the avatar? Lots of people use all sorts of images in their avatar – you can’t assume that an image of somebody in an avatar is actually the person using the avatar.
I would STRONGLY urge Team Kimberlin to not attempt to dox lorddewclaw – they will NOT be happy with the results. But then, they aren’t known for making smart decisions…..
Oh, come on! Your ruining the fun! They NEED to try. Oh please. It’ll be just grand. Hehe!
[Redacted]
Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump!
Little Willie has a day job? You mean other then being a stoned loser and trolling the internet for pictures of 14 year olds so he can publicly declare he wants to f*ck them?
Does he get paid for that?
https://twitter.com/sub_aetha/status/911116019996835840
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Ninja, pleeeeeze…
And who would these mystery people who so love your music be?
The stoner coalition that congregates in your mom’s basement…. ooops… I mean, your “apartment,” bakes their remaining two brain cells into oblivion, and couldn’t distinguish your electonica din from the noise of your mom washing dishes upstairs? Those people?
If you made $10 off of your music, you were overpaid by about a million bucks.
Talentless. Hack.
IANAL, but I’ve had lawyers adopt the reasoning from one of my appeal briefs by reference into the brief filed for their client—and we won that appeal. So at least a few lawyers and a panel of judges at the Fourth Circuit have accorded my legal skills some bit of respect.
As for VOSF’s music, … has anyone ever covered one of his “tunes”?
Rumour has it that Onyx covered one of his CDs with kitty litter after taking care of bidness….
Isn’t his “music” what is used in those electronic pest control doo-hickies?
“So at least a few lawyers and a panel of judges at the Fourth Circuit have accorded my legal skills some bit of respect.”
And, to the best of my recollection… you have never mailed a court filing to yourself, Gentle Host. 😂
Fifi Fergie sure is a speshul kind of stoopid. *smh*
I respect skunks too, and for much the same reason.
https://twitter.com/MBFreeSpeech/status/911244157812867073
“Hi, Tim.”
Looks like we have the beginning of another faildox…
Or if not a faildox, then a new blogger that DUMBFUCK will never touch.
“Tim”? That guy from Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
Might as well be, for all the god it will do Ol’ PotatoHead.
To some…
http://www.manaleak.com/mtguk/files/2014/10/Monty-Python’s-search-for-the-Holy-Grail-Tim.jpg
RE-BRANDING in progress.
https://twitter.com/MBFreeSpeech/status/911260119899525121
Don’t worry, Fatboy…. your Fisher Price keytar is safe in BFE, South Cacalakee.
https://twitter.com/DJ_Littlefinger/status/911278876285947906
Looks like Biwwy wants to spend some time with the Secret Service. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
“(T)hrows feces at the wall…”
Well, if anyone would have experience at that, it would certainly be Schmalballz.