Don’t Know Much Geography


Map reading seems to be another non-existent skill for the Cabin Boy™.There’s no particular reason for the Cabin Boy™ to have a reasonable hope that any Texas state records will be destroyed by the hurricane now moving into the state. The latest predictions show that Austin is on the edge of the very low probability zone for hurricane force winds.Indeed, while the official forecast for Austin for the next few days includes the possibility of a tropical storm, the probability of rain over the weekend never exceeds 80 percent.Of course, anyone in the possible path of the storm should take proper precautions, but no Hill Country Lickspittles have been put on alert.

39 thoughts on “Don’t Know Much Geography

  1. Harvey’s path keeps changing. Originally it was going for Austin around Advisory 14 and now it is running to the Bayou the last time I checked NHC.

    I haven’t had the chance to listen but is WX4NHC up and running on the watch net?

  2. Does DUMBFUCK mean to suggest that authenticated copies of relevant state records pursuant to this investigation have not already been acquired and stored in a secure location?

    That’s a very foolish idea. But even if such records had NOT already been acquired, there’s no stopping a tenacious, intrepid Internet investigative jourimalist from making up whatever he likes, attributing it to anonymous sources, and then refusing to name them.

    Well…nothing but common sense, credibility and ethical standards. So of course Schmalfeldt would do it.

    • You’re so foolish, Krendler! Don’t you know that every single record pursuant to every single investigation is stored in one single location! It’s not even a brick building, just a random hut built out of straw and pieces of leftover Christmas glitter. Hardly even has electricity, to be honest (can’t have a power failure when you have no power grid, amirite?).

      If there’s one thing you never do with electronic documents is that you never have multiple backups in physical locations that are located in separate areas so that no single disaster could get to both of them. I mean, look at Brett. He doesn’t even store his documents, just makes ’em up on the fly when he needs to produce them.

      Sheesh. Get it together, zombie!

      • “I mean, look at Brett. He doesn’t even store his documents, just makes ’em up on the fly when he needs to produce them.”

        Yep. Convicted perjurers and sawed-off, vexatious litigants sure do heart themselves some forgeries.

        However, the Domestic Terrorist Brett “The Speedway Bomber” Kimberlin *has* shown that he *does* in fact store some of his documents (emails, anyone?) as our Gentle Host has stated was proven during the Hoge v Kimberlin et al hearing.

        Whereas the Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt “don’t know much about geography” – the dwarf felon was certainly “all shook up.”

        Curious that. Heh.

    • “Does DUMBFUCK mean to suggest that authenticated copies of relevant state records pursuant to this investigation have not already been acquired and stored in a secure location?”

      ******************************
      Gotta love how the Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt is all riled up regarding an issue he knows NOTHING about… it appears the Team Kimberlin Rectal Mouthpiece has (once again!) been given some blind marching orders.

      Did his “excellent friend” (the Domestic Terrorist Brett “The Speedway Bomber” Kimberlin) omit sharing that bit of *very* interesting information that came out of the Hoge v Kimberlin et al hearing with him?

      If I were The Blob (Thank you, God, a gazillion times over for the fact that is not the case!)… I would be seriously wondering what other *very* interesting admissions/information the dwarf felon chose not to share with me.

  3. BillyBoy must have bought the economy size & downed the entire bottle. JWR can’t even really be blamed for this stupidly, though.

  4. Being a Hill Country Lickspittle, I am not so worried. Yes we can expect 10-12″ of rain and there will be some localize flooding, but the records in Austin are safe, so the PedoBomber can continue to worry.

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