No, he can’t use Skype.
Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.
UPDATE—Even if the Cabin Boy™ were allowed to appear via Skype, any evidence he introduced would have to be placed before the court by his counsel in the courtroom.
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Bill is finally showing some true wisdom. Better to be “thrown under the bus” and subsequently enjoy the hospitality of the Carroll County Sheriff than to be thrown under the dunes of Salvo, NC.
His counsel? he doesn’t need no stinking counsel. He is a pro se prosecutor.
Hard to believe that the judge did not back down when threatened by a suit from Witless. The judge already has seen the legal talents of Willy.
I’d say that’s grounds for 10 days in the slammer for contempt, but that’s just me.
Just 10 days? That’s hardly enough time for the jail staff to get to know him, to understand his unique needs, to really, really learn to despise him.
I’d say that’s grounds for 10 years in the slammer for contempt, but that’s just me.
FIFY
I have heard a rumor that the smart money is being placed on the maximum the judge can give without holding a trial in front of a different judge, which works out to something like 60 days.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
OW!!! MEDIC!!!
LULZMUSCLE TEAR!!!
http://myfunnymemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Doctor-Cat-Surgeons-Exam-Your-Body-Before-Putting-You-Under-For-The-Surgery.jpg
OMG!!!! DEATH THREAT!!!!!!!ELEVENTY!!!!!!
I can’t handle the cuteness!!!
ZOMG!! TRIPLE Death Threat ELEVENTY!!
The math makes that ‘threehundredthirtlythree’
https://youtu.be/Y_jGlTEBUxU?t=54s
Heh!
You have been weighed. You have been measured. And you absolutely have been found wanting. Welcome to the new world! God save you!
Hey kagsunderam–show us the details of your calculation DF’s weight through measuring deviations from the local vertical when he nutshuffled by.
“God save you, if it is right that He should do so.”
A manatee in the water has neutral buoyancy, so one may say he weighs nothing. However, considering the displacement of water from the bayou, we can calculate that the bulk displacement is within an order of magnitude of the displacement of the vessels of the Brown Water Navy in which Lurch earned such his reputation for cowardice.
But does he weigh as much as a duck….
… and can he float?
Meh. If there’s an Arthurian film ending to be had, why not go with
https://youtu.be/eQUqG15NyXI
A ridiculous movie, but GREAT fun to watch.
Cat scan…
https://youtu.be/bjKzU51t7ws
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZkouut-9RQ&w=560&h=315%5D
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7204a58a16c35a20379c8742a711e827e84aaeb998ed58041f18805f640a8d96.png
And thus ends the Schmaleldt part of the lawsuit. Default is imminent.
Dear [redacted], we regret to inform you that we cannot accept your bet on “No Defendants Show” as The House cannot cover stakes of that magnitude.
Awe… NOW you tell me!
I think he’ll show up.
Because if he didn’t, that would just be brilliant, and I tend to assume life is never *that* great.
I mean, the idea of Hoge roaming the countryside with a warrant, hunting The Blob? That’s just awesome!
Oooh, maybe in addition to Blogsmoke and Blognet, Hogewash can expand into TV with a remake of The Fugitive!
The Blogitive?
or The Fall Guy.
Hog, The Bounty Hunter (in deference to the Fat Pedoketeer’s attempted slam, and Yankee Doodle Dandy’s way of turning intended slams into great tools.)
What is awesome is the thought of Hoge’s kid brother roaming the countryside with a warrant.
The kid brother who is probably the only person to ever arrest a United States Secret Service agent who was on active duty and get away with it.
That sound like a story Hoge needs to tell in an upcoming post!
Perhaps it will be told at victory party next week.
Fear-pee clean-up required in Florence!
Folks, check yourself after you read this. This is only a warmup act for the lulz and PLM to come. If this caused you to feel any discomfort, you are NOT properly stretching your lulz muscles, and you WILL hurt yourself, possibly severely, on Monday.
https://media.makeameme.org/created/Doctor-Vigule-Doctor.jpg
Any news on the patient that swallowed the roll of quarters?
Sorry doctor; still no change.
We have already had one casualty; folks, please be careful.
If only someone had predicted this completely unexpected result ….
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Shame, now he know about it.
I give Judge Hecker props for doing it the right way and giving The Oaf 24 hours to get on a bus. Of course, he may have just been adding some appeal-proofing.
Oh well.
http://imageshack.com/a/img924/8341/sRcYQV.png
Death Threat!!! Eleventy-hundred and eleventy-eleven!!!!!!!!
Why? He’s simply not entitled to appear by Skype, plus of course he’s got 2 show cause orders to appear anyway.
He’ll show. He has to, and he already knew it.
50/50. It could go either way. It also depends on if Brett leaves a package for him to pick up next to his car too.
Speaking of which, I hope the local constabulary forces in Westminster are on their toes enough to exercise the sniff dogs at the courthouse on Monday.
That’s cruelty to animals.
“No, no, it’s okay. He would be tapping his right paw if it was Tovex. Hiding his nose like that is Depends.”
does this mean the field goal was blocked, or was it shanked? asking for a friend…
palm pilot, nosebleed section.
As I said before…. kinda hard to kick that winning field goal while stomping on your [redacted] with football cleats on.
Just sayin…
I think it means that pretending to play football on twitter, rather than obeying a judges orders, is stupid.
Garo Yepremian, anyone?
Of course…I don’t know ANYTHING about football…
mumble…mumble…mumble…frog-eating….mumble…mumble
Well, for starters, the ball is round and you kick it.
mumble…mumble…start at Calais…mumble…mumble
I’d never seen that clip, but there was hardly anything else that could go wrong with that play. Maybe a meteor strike.
…or a wardrobe failure.
Get off Twitter and get on your bike, Bill. Stop being silly. It’s funny as hell from the sidelines, but it won’t be for you on Monday. If you pack up and leave right now, you can get to a no-tell-motel somewhere in the vicinity and have a day or so to recover.
Whoever tells you you can just blow the court off is giving you very bad advice.
Laptop, home.
I am only advising him not to accept the hospitality of any convicted felons of violent history to whom he has become a liability.
Excellent accommodations within walking distance to the courthouse.
Yes, I can personally vouch the quality and have done the walk.
https://www.booking.com/hotel/us/the-boston-inn.html
Booking dot YEAH!
booking will have a different meaning on monday
OOoooooooo!
Bada Bing Bada Book
$57 a night for two people. Great price.
Looks like people here may be responding to Kags’ recco as there have been 7 bookings recently!
The Boston Inn is OK, but I recommend the Days Inn which is a bit nicer and slightly closer to the courthouse. The other good motel is the Best Western, but its almost two miles from the courthouse. The Days Inn is only about four blocks away.
John is correct, Days Inn and Best Western are nicer. My mother always prefers Best Western, my in-laws preferred Days Inn. Boston Inn is a bit more in line with Billy’s budget, as it always has been with mine.
You rich folks can ask John about the five-star bed-and-breakfast in Taneytown.
He might already be there, or on his way.
He better have brought his toothbrush to court Monday. His mouth has him in big trouble.
ISWYDT!
Two people leave a roach motel bound for Maryland.
Only one toothbrush is packed.
If there’s only one tooth worth brushing between the two of them, why overpack?
They should be as far as Newport News by now. Being a local, I wonder if Reno of Turks is taking bill on a twilight sightseeing tour of The Great Dismal Swamp?
I sincerely hope that wasn’t dirty.
Wait was his plan to hold up something he says was sent by twitter to the camera and expect people to read it?
Never mind chain of custody, how does that work exactly? Or was he going to email it to the convicted forger to hand over? Or did he expect everyone to print out and bring their own copies? Hell I don’t expect my students to do that (and I can make them if I really wanted to.)
There are a few possible answers to that question.
1. Yes, Bill thought he could hold up something he says was sent by Twitter to the camera.
OR
2. Bill thought he could send something to his fellow co-defendants to present for him to try and get it admitted.
Neither of them would work. To admit evidence in the courtroom, either you have to present it yourself, physically to the court, or your lawyer has to introduce it into evidence. Also it has to be authenticated, etc., etc.
And yeah, NONE of that would be possible over Skype. Like, at all. Lol
TL;DR
Dream on, Bill, it ain’t happening.
I can just see that:
Judge: “Stop shaking the page, I can’t read it!”
DF: “Can’t, Stage Eleventy Parkinson’s.”
Seriously, there has to be a better word than stupid to describe this latest. I mean to call this stupid is not only to insult stupid people everywhere, but even those insulted stupid people would realize this is stupid beyond words.
The word you’re looking for is “evil.”
Shortly after Creation, the serpent told Eve two lies: “you shall be as gods” and “you shall not surely die”. All of his temptations since then have been derived from those two basic premises.
In the case of Team Kimbergarten, they believe the former lie. Just as God can speak and reality adjusts itself to those words, they believe they deserve the power to alter reality through their words.
Hence their surprise and anger when reality fails to conform to their desires.
Well said.
Better late than never I suppose.
LOL Suit VIII
That’s for LOLsuit VIII. He still hasn’t informed the Circuit Court for Carroll County of his current address.
What city is he claiming as residence now?
Well since you didn’t personally remind him of his obligations, it’s obviously your fault somehow.
The families of 10 assassinated cops would beg to differ.
https://twitter.com/turkresisting/status/897990395551821825
BLM & Antifa are the opposite side of the Nazi coin. May they all be gone, and soon.
Let me be clear. Louis Farrakan is a hateful bigot, and fool. That said, I totally respect his right to try to convince others of his asinine and evil beliefs. But, for me to suggest that he be “gone and soon” is little more than a suggestion that he be murdered. As appalling of a human being Farrakan is, the thought of murdering him in cold blood is even more appalling.
Farrakan isn’t going away because he has passionate beliefs that he tries rightly, or wrongly, to instill in others. Sure, I would like all NAZIs, communists, libertarians, Democrats, liberals, nevertrumpers, Bushites, and other various benighted thinkers abandon their political stances in favor of mine. Donald Trump ought to be reelected unanimously. But, unfortunately, that isn’t the world in which I live.
The real answer to Louis Farrakkan’s speech is more speech that exposes how irrational and evil his beliefs are. The real answer to NAZI speech is likewise more speech. The real answer to BLM and Antifa is jail. They are criminal organizations plotting and executing criminal acts.
To juxtaposition speech you find loathsome with violence just has the effect of condoning violence because in the final analysis we as a society have chosen to condone all speech short of inciting imminent violence aka the Brandenberg standard. “Antifa” are trying to systematically cancel Constitutional rights through the issuance of the heckler’s veto. You are suggesting that they should be in fact vetoed. You are suggesting a world where all are not equal before the law, but rather, those that you have political disagreements with are fair game for extra-legal punishments such as assault, and murder.
Donald Trump was pilloried in the press for having the audacity to suggest that some folks went to a protest against the removal of a statute because they genuinely believed that the statute ought not be removed. The press corps had vapors.
This is why we lose and Democrats win. Where are the voices pointing out the same press corps having vapors engaged in verbal gymnastics to separate the Million Man March from the hateful bigot who was its featured speaker?
This is like the Iran-Iraq war. I’d like to see both sides lose.
P.S. Do NOT attempt to put words in my mouth. You’re not good at it.
Your words were clear enough. “May they all be gone, and soon.,” means exactly what it means, and, how I characterized them.
As to the idea of you making any sort of suggestions to me, I would note that you forfeited that right long ago with your persistently obnoxious and ad hominem attacks directed at me for having the audacity to join 90% of all Republicans in supporting Donald Trump. FOR YOU TO SHOUT IN ALL CAPS TOWARDS ME READS MORE LIKE A COMMAND. I would note that Nashville at about high noon on Monday isn’t the only place where the sun won’t shine.
For your preening against “Nazis” is little more than Dr. Frankenstein denouncing monsters. We are witnessing little less than anti-White hysteria that is especially targeted at those Whites who happen to live below the Mason-Dixon line. There are calls for White extermination and the systematic abortion of all White unborn babies. The movement to destroy monuments extends even to Thomas Jefferson and George Washington. These anti-White racists project their attitudes onto Whites by declaring Whites are natural racists, and presumed guilty. That viewpoint is insane, and, those that promulgate it ought to be told to they are evil and ought to shut up.
I ask you, “When did Paul Ryan host a rally for the preservation of historical monuments?” When did Mitch McConnell host such a rally?” “When did the National Review?” Guess who did: Richard Spencer.
A recent poll showed the majority of Americans were against destroying historical monuments. It was shocking result inasmuch as a significant minority supported what is little less than a modern day form of book burning. When we live in a world in which the Richard Spencers speak up for the majority, and, our current crop of so-called leaders don’t [In fact, they went out of their way to denounce Donald Trump for suggesting folks who oppose removing such monuments and protested their beliefs were “fine people.”] then we will live in a world in which folks like Richard Spencer will have ever-increasing followings, and, the spineless wimps who will not take on the Left head on will fade to insignificance.
My words were perfectly clear. They don’t need any translation by you, so don’t do it. The behavior of these people has no place in America.
“no place in America” sounds eerily similar to Adolf Hitler’s comments about communists and Jews.
Bingo! Their “behaviors” is a massive equivocation inasmuch as one of their “behaviors” is merely breathing. Any illegal acts are lumped together what is merely speech. When the right to speak is denied one group, it isn’t a right anymore, it’s a popularity contest.
Once upon at time it was considered admirable for those dissatisfied with the current political order to speak up and speak out. As long as there remains benighted idiots who believe things like Karl Marx, V. I. Lenin, Chairman Mao, Louis Farrakhan or Adolph Hitler were great men I simply don’t begrudge them their right to try to convince others of the rightness of their position. In free, open and fair debate better ideas ought to win out.
kags, my immediate impression is that it sounded like Andrew Cuomo describing conservatives in New York. But I shan’t quibble with you because…
BigSkyBob, I cribbed that sentiment/hunk of bloody bait directly from a fellow named Donald J. Trump, who seems to be your hero: https://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/2017/08/15/remarks-president-trump-infrastructure
Thanks for biting. Please forward your further complaints to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, Washington, DC 20004
Hook. Line. Sinker.
Hey, Tony!
https://twitter.com/turkresisting/status/897897748674084865
Good lord, what an idiot
Yes, oh, I mean, “ya.”
{phone rings)
Rule 5 Girl: Joe, it’s for you.
Friday: Who is it?
Rule 5 Girl: The Police Chief in Newport News. He says tell you “He has him”.
Friday: Yes….Yes….It’s the uncle we’re interested in…Yes…..I see….
“Yes, oh, I mean, “ya.”
I thought it was “Ye” followed by “ppppp.”
Because everyone emphasizes “Yep” as “Ye-p-p-p-p-p.”
Idiot, indeed.
I’m looking forward to the feldtdown where he accuses the judge of “literally” trying to murder him. Because he’d have to do so to remain consistent with past feldtdowns.
Monday will be awesome. An eclipse followed by Dumbf5ck getting iron bracelets. Ah, no wonder the ancients thought eclipses were divine statements of judgment.
But… Maryland.
I need a keyboard shortcut for “Oopsie poopsie.”
If Bill needs accomodating, Brett might have room in the Rose garden beside the child bride.
We’re going to need a bigger rose garden.
Teddy! Teddy! Time to dig another lock for the canal.
Bully, Aunt Abby!
No SKYPE for you dumb fuck
Bwahhahahha
He could always hire a lawyer but DUMBFUCK!
Bet Bill tries to get Brett to introduce the docs for him. Except brett isn’t a lawyer….. he just thinks he is.
No. He ‘feel’s like a lawyer.’ That’s pretty near a direct quote from a coupla’ years back.
Is “Feels Like a Lawyer” to the tune of “Walk Like an Egyptian”?
I’m putting my money on: Bill Falls out of Bed on Saturday Night and (tries to) checks himself into a hospital on Sunday.
He needs to really go for it if he wants to get in – if you’ve been around emergency rooms lately, they’ve gotten pretty demanding about the patient showing some real injuries, and even with that it’s usually a handful of aspirin and out the door with you. Tramadol if you really complain about pain.
So Bill, get your Truth Partner to really whack you good with that 2 X 4!!!
That shouldn’t be hard to do. Truth Partner is getting a lot of money for taking that Kaiser Soze contract to befriend the abominable and insure by whatever means that Hoge never gets to question him on the witness stand.
Can we get him on the witless stand.
My position in the pool is covering a simultaneous disappearance.
Bill has been oddly quiet. How queer. That’s a sign of fear and desperation, I have been told many times, by Bill, right before massive mocking and loling heads his way.
I suspect he is on a bus. Pity whoever is on their with him.
http://i.imgur.com/2xlXymm.png
Seems to indicate that he isn’t on the move.
Wow, so the gruesome twosome actually do that nonsense LIVE??? How many times can they make new quips about the same 4 songs over and over and over again? The poor DJ on the Debbie Boone channel has a bigger repertoire to choose from.
Well, showing up would be the smart move, so that right there makes it unlikely.
Perhaps he is in The Great Dismal Swamp with the Truth Partner, who is feeding the alligators.
Did someone just say “B-e-e-e-el-lch!”?
I always love to see all of this whining and pontificating and pleading and threatening answered with a single word – DENIED!