Legal LULZ Du Jour


The Cabin Boy™ connected to Hogewash! at 12:20 ET this morning, and this string of tweets began at 12:24.He seems to be making safe predictions that I will be receiving legal paperwork (we are adverse parties in two lawsuits) and that the paperwork will be faulty (very likely if he is the source). Those tweets were his quick response to this morning’s TKPOTD. IIRC, the Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Unread article in question was published after the Cabin Boy™ was fired as editor in 2013, so it interesting that today’s TKPOTD would produce such a reaction. After all, Matt Osborne wrote the article, and The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin included it in his discovery.

BTW. if the Gentle Reader would like to know why the article is helpful to me, he can look here.

I published a blog post, and the Cabin Boy™ immediately reacted stupidly. Yep. Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.

27 thoughts on “Legal LULZ Du Jour

  1. Another CUNNING PLAN from the Creepy Stalking A$$hole, eh?

    If he disparages Mr. Hoge’s Midi-chlorian-enhanced predictive abilities, whining about [REDACTED] this and [REDACTED] that, of course Team Free Speech will queue up for the privilege of correcting the innumerable flaws in his various legal defecations.

    Riiiiight.

    Hey, Schmalfeldt! Take a really pointy [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] it up your creepy stalking [REDACTED]!

    And, hey, be well, mmkay?

  2. I published a blog post, and the Cabin Boy™ immediately reacted stupidly.

    CORRELATION =/= CAUSATION!
    POST HOC ERGO PROPTER HOC!
    STAGE ELEVENTY PORKINSONS!
    HYPERTECHNICAL!
    LOSING WEIGHT THE RIGHT WAY!
    HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGE!!!

    • Didn’t you mean “LOSING WEIGHT WITH THE HELP OF A PHARMACEUTICAL INDICATED BY THE FDA FOR THAT PURPOSE, BUT NOT PROCURED WITH A PHYSICIAN’S PRESCRIPTION FROM A PHARMACY (THOSE POOPY HEADS WONT LET ME HAVE ENOUGH TO FULLY ENJOY THE WONDERFUL PSYCHOACTIVE SIDE EFFECTS) BUT FORTUNATELY MOTORCYCLE GANGS REFUEL AT THE TRUCK STOP WHERE I EARN DISPOSABLE INCOME” ?

  3. Not the first time Butterblood has gone all hissy over how often our host is correct.

    Won’t be the last.

    But it sure is easy to see how bad it grinds up his gears.

  4. I think it’s quite revealing how relevant the comments on the linked post from 2015 are to today’s stuff. It’s almost like Dumbf5cks never learn from their mistakes.

    • I just re-read the 2015 thread comments, too, Some1. Just wow.

      I usually make a remark along the lines of, “slow learners be slow.” However, I do believe we are actually dealing with creatures who completely lack ANY ability to learn ANYthing AT ALL… EVER.

      *SMDH*

      • He certainly learned how to suck the public tit so he can sit on his lazy ass for the rest of his life.

  5. Ok, that is something that I didn’t foresee.

    A Fairy Ghostwriter has appeared.

    The poetry is is actually quite clever, and both in cleverness and in linguistic style, (to say nothing of the genuine humor) it matches neither the little monkey nor the huge manatee.

    I would caution the marine mammal to be careful. The offer to spin straw into gold for you comes at a price.

  6. “That the Dog returns to his Vomit and the Sow returns to her Mire,
    And the burnt Fool’s bandaged finger goes wabbling back to the Fire…”

    And as always, like Bullwinkle, you go, “This time for sure!”

  7. Dumbfuck takes offense to the idea that he was fired from the Examiner in 2013. ”
    THAT’S LIBEL!!!!! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGE!”

    • Technically he was not fired the third time. He simply wasn’t given his job back after getting shit-canned TWICE because he is a Dumbfuck.

      Here’s the statement from him:
      “I got an e-mail telling me they were withdrawing their invitation to re-hire me.”

      Saying you were fired in 2013 isn’t libel, Dumbfuck. You put yourself in that situation not to get re-hired for your third chance after getting fired twice.

  8. “I published a blog post, and the Cabin Boy™ immediately reacted stupidly” .

    In other news, the sun rose in the east again. Some things you can always count on.

    Cabin Boy’s lack of intelligence is always a sure bet.

  9. Nice of Bill Schmalfeldt, Twitter Attorney at Law, to make an early Court appearance this week. I’m sure he knows that discussing the specifics of a case in a public forum is a bad idea for all parties involved. However, nobody knows the in’s and out’s of Twitter Court better than the Cabin Boy. I would caution Mr Hoge that Bill is thought to be the finest legal mind practicing law in Twitter Court in 2017.

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