I’ve been reviewing transcripts from a wide range of hearings and trials in LOLsuits and peace order petitions filed by The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin. Yesterday afternoon, I was going over the Kimberlin v. Walker, et al. trial. The second day contains a couple of my favorite moments of Brett Kimberlin as The World’s Worst Pro Se Litigant™. (That trademark belongs to Stacy McCain; I should hit his tip jar as a royalty payment.) My very favorite has to be TDPK’s attempt to examine Stacy, and the episode is real proof that one should never try to outcrazy Stacy McCain.
While it wasn’t as entertaining, Kimberlin’s biggest tactical blunder occurred while he was examining Aaron Walker.
MR. KIMBERLIN: Okay, now when you call me a pedophile repeatedly —
MR. WALKER: Un-huh
MR. KIMBERLIN: You must have some basis for that. Tell what you tell the jury why you know, why you think that’s true? And where is the truth, where is the evidence?
And Aaron spent the next several minutes explaining why.
Pro Se Tip—Never ask a question unless you know the answer and that it will help your case.