96 thoughts on “Well, That Was Quick

    • Well, it’s less fail than keeping them on the complaint. Some day he might figure out the difference between victory and failing less spectacularly. Baby steps.

  1. Is there any chance Bill will realize his opponents never consent to ANYTHING they don’t think is in their interest? Bill had a pause in his federal case to focus on what little defense he can present in Maryland.

    Now both juggernauts can roll forward and hopefully require he be in two places at the same time or risk default, contempt of court, or both!

    The suspense is terrible, I hope it will last…

    • Is there any chance Bill will realize his opponents never consent to ANYTHING they don’t think is in their interest?


      • Gosh. That’s odd. He usually shows a deep understanding of the [apparently random] cases he cites.

    • That’s like saying, because he hasn’t been convicted of producing child pornography it would be inaccurate to call him a producer of child pornography.

      I’m fairly sure there are a lot of thieves who’ve never been convicted of burglary, too. Doesn’t make them any less thieves.

    • Taking no position either way as to whether, or not, Bill Schmalfeldt is a sociopath, I would note that the anonymity of the web, and, his association with some highly unsavory characters, has allowed him plenty of opportunities to do the things a sociopath would do. For instance, he randomly called a women whose sole offense was posting as PEM1954 and left a hate-filled ad hominem rant on her answering machine for imagined offenses. He tormented a family over their child’s still born. He harassed a toddler in North Carolina. He wished that certain people “D[ie]I[n]AF[ire.]” And, of course, he has dragged several people into federal court for imagined offenses. To extent that he has such impulses, he has been able to act upon them.

      • He wished that certain people “D[ie]I[n]AF[ire.]”

        Hell, I’ve done that and I’m just a misanthrope.

    • I suppose this could be resolved by a court-ordered psych eval, right? At one time I had a piece of paper from the federal government certifying that I wasn’t crazy. But that was decades ago.

      • Ohh Dumbfuck likes to call you names.

        I can play.
        I would call Dumbfuck an in-the-closet pedophile homosexual, shitroller, poop-sender-to-self, restraining order collector, Parkinson faker, stolen valor, born loser, and deranged cyberstalker who is fanatically obsessed about being subordinate to a midget pedophile for some reason but that’s just my opinion.

        I’m sure others can play too.

      • “I wouldn’t call Bill a “frustrated sociopath.”

        He’s just a deranged cyberstalker.”

        Stacy – From nearly the very moment you started referring to the Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt as a “Deranged Cyberstalker,” I shamelessly stole your very apt description, and I continue to use it with abandon to this very day. Heh… and, thank you.

        Oh. And, the Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt has added me to two of his LOLsuits in the past for calling him a Deranged Cyberstalker AND a sociopath.

        And, the beat goes on… *yawn*

        “For some reason, Bill Schmalfeldt resents being called a “deranged cyberstalker,” which is merely a description, rather than a psychiatric diagnosis or a criminal accusation.”


        There are some truths the Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt just refuses to acknowledge. Could it be a symptom of Deranged Sociopathy?

      • Making the APA yet another organization that was been infiltrated and politicized by the Left.

        I would just note that people who smoke cigarettes on a regular basis are deemed “mentally ill” by their criteria, while folks who have a belief that they are really a member of the opposite sex are not.

    • Wasn’t Texas just about the last place where dueling occurred, in this country?

      I have a really nice brace of dueling pistols in my collection…

      What do you say, Cousin? Can you scare up a second?

        • LOL, I can’t wait until he regrets that he is working with a grownup. There is going to be an Epic FeltDown and were going have all the LULZ

        • Mr Hoge scoffs at your scheme, therefore he has goaded you into adding your D’ohs? Poor impulse control is someone else’s fault, then. Whatta Maroon! Geez, Cabin Boy, never change. It’s almost astonishing how you keep finding more and more creative ways to fail. I look forward to more of the same.

          • Didn’t I just write about him not being able to take responsibility for his own actions earlier today? I’m having a sense of deja vu.

          • He seems to call you out when you say hurtful and hateful things like, reminding him he’s shooting himself in the foot.

            Then he shoots himself in the foot. And the nads, etc..

          • “Mr Hoge scoffs at your scheme, therefore he has goaded you into adding your D’ohs?”

            Not to mention… our Gentle Host was sooooo invested in “his” scheme that he (and, his fellow, named co-defendants) IMMEDIATELY instructed their attorney Mr. Nettles to agree to allow the Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt’s Motion to Dismiss the D’oh Defendants from LOLsuit VIII.

            Good grief. The stupid… it buuuuurns. 🙄

        • Twitter Attorney at Law Bill D. F. Schmalfeldt is advising that “the grownup….would be well-advised to tell his clients to leave the lawyer to him.” The grownup being Mr Nettles, with 30+ years of legal practice under his belt. I’m sure he really values the Cabin Boy’s advice. Hey Bill, why don’t you send him a couple emails outlining your wonderful advice. Homeless Fat Ass to Famous Brilliant Attorney………..kinda like………..Pro se Prosecutor to Officer of the Court……..or ……Fed to Fed. I love it when Bill see himself as an equal to his betters.

        • O Gracious Father; incline thy heart to deliver your dear child William from his own manufactures. Make not his neck stiff to his own mistakes. Shine your loving Light on the path of Truth and Righteousness, that he may set aside his own vanity and accept the fact of his folly. In Jesus’ name I pray.

      • You mean the “failure” you wrote about when you actually added them to the suit?

        Mr. Hoge scoffs at me, as usual, on his blog last night.


        Heh, indeed.

        So, on the off chance he may be correct, I’ll just go ahead and name the Doe and Roe Defendants, file a motion for permissive joinder, and we’ll have a BIG party!

        OK, so who are the other three lucky people Mr. Hoge says I should serve?

        I have plenty of time to fill out the summonses, waltz them to the courthouse, then file the motion with the summonses and y’all can wait for the mail.

        I was just going to see if the judge would allow me to dismiss the “Doe Defendants” until Hoge shot off his keyboard.


        He played you like a particularly fat and sweaty fiddle.

      • Good Lord. He needs a mental health check, bad. Seriously, the complete inability to recognize his own choices is a BAD sign.

        • “One of the very common sociopath symptoms is that the sociopath does not accept blame for his problems or problems he causes to others. The typical response is to blame everybody else and put himself in the role of victim.”

          Bill, you were not “goaded” into doing anything. You made the CHOICE to add a list of Does to your suit. I don’t care if you can quote every one of us saying you should add thousands more people to the suit, it was YOUR DECISION.

          Similarly, it was your decision to harass Sarah, to harass Robin, to harass people over and over and over, in response to the least provocation. It was your decision to make a video about the Stranahans that set off everyone’s “dangerous lunatic” detectors. It was your decision to make a “comedy skit” involving the sexual abuse of children, it was your decision to offer to urinate on someone’s kids and to send people pictures of your wife’s corpse.

          YOU made those choices. No matter what was said TO you or ABOUT you, you were the one who decided on the actions you were going to take. You know what regular — dare I say sane — people do when they read or hear something about themselves they don’t like? They figure out how much of it’s truth, how much false, and deal with it — they use the true parts to help themselves improve, and ignore what’s false. They don’t photoshop the critic’s face onto gay porn, or ‘shop their wives into sexual congress with a cactus, or make a ‘shop that is a thinly veiled death threat against their child.

          You’re not a kid, Bill. Your problem isn’t a need to “grow up”, despite your acting like a child. You need to man-up and realize you have a whole suite of serious problems, and the cause of all of them is yourself.

          • Congratulations, Crawford; you’ve entered the “tirade zone”. Occupied by those who have exhausted their patience with the mannish-child that is Schmalfeldt.

        • I’ve seen Bill in a lot of states of being. He really does seem to be accelerating down the crazt chute. Seriously, I think something really broke.

      • And in one feel swoop, Billy admits he’s a monkey. Dance, Billy. Dance.

        Mr. Hoge,
        Be quite careful with those puppet strings. We don’t want Billy to choke. Too many LULZ ahead!!

  2. Wait wait, Dumbfuck wants to sue Sarah for defamation for saying this sentence? Wow, that’s hilarious.

    • Ash is being too nice. Clearly DF is a sociopath with sexual and violent tendencies. This is based on his threat to break Patrick Freys and PopeHats knees with baseball bats. He has created sexual violent graphic child p****graphic description of cub scout.

      • Oh I get that. It’s just that it doesn’t say what he says it says. Goddamn, I can’t even dumb myself down to his level.

          • PLEASE REMEMBER:

            It says exactly what it says it says. And Bill has filed Court documents, back when this was just Maryland state cases, describing in loving (makes you need a shower or five) detail exactly why these audio transcripts were not porn. IMHO, those descriptions are worse than the transcripts he has also filed in various cases.

            Remember, DumbF5CK isn’t a state of mind, it’s a state of being. Being really stupid and filing kiddie porn rape theories with the courts, to be precise.

          • The toe fungus union has some boys out back that would like a word with you…

      • The line between neurosis and psychosis is … soft and grey. The best recourse for those impacted by the patient is to hope for the best, and prepare for the worst. E.g. Remain calm and get a Peace/Restraining Order. A personal firearm is optional, but recommended.

          • One can be enough if the word “gauge” is used to describe it instead of “caliber’, and 4 refers to reloads in the weapon. It’s about overall effect and impact…
            Quantity in a single shot has a quality all its own you might say..

          • Don’t conflate my recommendation with my practice. Principally because the Remington 870 is a poor CCW choice.

    • If this was said AFTER the filing of the lawsuit, it is not fair game. If it was said BEFORE the lawsuit, and mentioned in the complaint, they sure, why not… PLEASE please please please pick this as a topic for the law suit. The burden will be on cabin boy to prove the falsity of the statement, meaning that at minimum he will need an expert to opine to a reasonable degree of certainty as to the falsity of that statement. The most hilarious thing, though, is that because he will have placed his own mental well being into question by bringing this suit, he will have to submit to psychological evaluation by experts to be chosen by the defendants… LOL…. way to go potatohead, you just got punked. If you make this an issue, prepare to have your lumpy head examined by a bunch of shrinks. Get your popcorn ready kids.

  3. I was sure the court would take the full amount of time it had given itself to rule on this motion. Oh well now we see how quick the court is on the Report and Recommendation, not good to be on a court’s fast track list.

  4. Someone correct me if I’m wrong….

    Bill says he is adding Does to his lulsuit.
    Everyone mocks him and points out how bad that would be for him.
    Bill then says he might consider not adding them.
    Hoge then mentions how bad adding them would be for him.
    Bill then files his amended complaint adding the Does and tells everyone to thank Hoge for it.
    Bill then NAMES the Does.
    Everyone mocks him and tells him how bad that would be for him.
    Bill then hikes his skirts and hides under the porch and dismisses the Does saying he doesn’t know who they are even though he just named them.
    Bill them blames Hoge for him dropping the Does.

    I’m having a really hard time wrapping my head around the thought process here.

    • You’re assuming there WAS thought in that process. For me (just like most, normal people), there is usually some method in the madness, just like there is also some madness in the method. Some days, there is more madness than method, but still.

      For Mr. Bill, there is 100% madness, no method. My aspie son is more empathic than Mr. Bill. I never thought I’d say that, but when I compare the two … yeah, no comparison.

    • “I’m having a really hard time wrapping my head around the thought process here.”

      Yeah. Being a rational, logical, mature, and sane adult will cause that…

  5. From http://rinkworks.com/said/courtroom.shtml

    Lawyer: “Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?”
    Witness: “No.”
    Lawyer: “Did you check for blood pressure?”
    Witness: “No.”
    Lawyer: “Did you check for breathing?”
    Witness: “No.”
    Lawyer: “So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?”
    Witness: “No.”
    Lawyer: “How can you be so sure, Doctor?”
    Witness: “Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.”
    Lawyer: “But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?”
    Witness: “Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.”

  6. Peter Poe does not exist?
    After making the fat pedos list?
    Oh alack, oh alas!
    No summons from that drunken ass.

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  8. Because they don’t need to run to their lawyer to check every comment they want to make, Dumbfuck, because you’re a Dumbfuck that they’re not afraid of and know their lawyer is going to win.

    • DF goal in this lawsuit is not right the wrongs. No its to shut the defendants up . He wants to silence those that dare speak out. This is not going work. Today Im going start a new project. When people google DF there going find out all about him.

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