Legal LULZ Du Jour

A few days ago, I wrote that any lawyer who might represent me in LOLsuit VIII was already a member of the bar of the U. S. District Court for the District of South Carolina and the Aaron Walker was not a member of that court’s bar. Aaron can not represent me unless admitted pro hac vice.

While Aaron was kind enough to take time from his practice and represent me pro bono in the RICO 2: Electric Boogaloo LOLsuit Appeal in the Fourth Circuit, it makes more sense to accept the gracious offer of pro bono representation from a lawyer in Florence whose office is a couple of blocks from the federal courthouse down there. The Cabin Boy™ will just have to wait to find out who is representing me. After I’m served with process, my lawyer will file his appearance along with whatever other court papers are appropriate.

UPDATE—Typo fixed.

35 thoughts on “Legal LULZ Du Jour

  1. One can guess why he wants it to be Aaron. It’s so that he can tell the judge he’s the worst lawyer eva!, has said nasty things about him in the past and (for reasons that will forever remain unclear and mysterious to any rational person) must be removed from the case.

    • That and he thinks he could call the defendant’s lawyer to the stand and impeach him via only in Bill’s mind superior intellect. He forgets he thinks he recently became a legal resident of South Carolina. Hey Bill, jurors in South Carolina wouldn’t give a rat’s ass about Everyone Blog about Muhammad Day. I think more than half if not all of them would love Aaron for standing up for free speech.

    • His motion to get Aaron removed from the case in LOLSuit VII was one of the lulziest things ever, after Aaron whipping him like a rented mule.

  2. Aaron whipped him like a redheaded step child considering he is the “World’s Worst Lawyer.” Aaron probably thought it was too easy.

    • I’ve heard rumors that Aaron wrote all his motions with 95% of his brain and both testicles tied behind his back just to try and make it fair. Considering Bill had his ass handed to him by a 3 year old, I’m not sure how much further Aaron could have gone without death occurring.

  3. If it proceeds as I foresee, Bill will find out who the lawyer is, piss himself (yes, again) and dismiss John with prejudice all while stupidly braying about how he can’t get any justice.
    Remember Bill, once the lawyer files his appearance he may file FUN things like say a motion for counterclaims and sanctions. Then there is NO chance of you dropping it. Oh, YOU can drop your part but you will then have to defend against the counter claims and sanctions. And what if the other defendants find pro bono counsel? That will be four lawyers churning out motion after motion. Not sure your every hour nap schedule will accommodate the paperwork load.
    But I wouldn’t worry too much Ol’ Stolen Valor. I’m sure your legal genius is no match for 4 trained lawyers.

      • If fear pee ever becomes a currency Schmallballs will be rolling in it.
        Never mind
        He’s rolling in it anyway.

      • Maybe he has a supply of another psychoactive substance? Something that’s an effective weight loss aid, and has side effect signs that could be mistaken for falls or cat scratches?

        Oh wait, never mind. An attorney has to be careful not to accept payment if mere possession could lead to criminal charges and disbarment.

  4. “He’s done it before and beat me on grounds of personal jurisdictiion. But Hoge doesn’t have a lawyer, not a real one. Unless it’s Walker.”

    Hey, look, Cousin Bill has promoted Aaron to “real lawyer”…

    That’s the second example of the monkey being trained in as many days!

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    Replying to @truth_partner and @BreitbartUnmask
    He’s done it before and beat me on grounds of personal jurisdictiion. But Hoge doesn’t have a lawyer, not a real one. Unless it’s Walker.

    How many lessons can on idiot fail?

  6. I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again. South Carolina is Bible Belt country. South Carolina has 2 Republican Senators. Lindsay Grahamnasty, the less Conservative of the two, garnered fewer votes than the other one in the General election… in the same year. That says something about South Carolinians. And it’s not good for obese rapist pedophiles who defraud tax-payers of money.

  7. He wants it to be Aaron because he already has an Aaron’s-boot-shaped impression in his ass, and doesn’t want to go to the trouble of getting a different one.

  8. I’m not a psychiatrist; but if Bill is not genuinely ill (mentally speaking) I’ll eat my hat. That boy’s elevator don’t go to the top no more.

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