Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

There’s a wildly inaccurate post over at Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Unread about the progress in Aaron Walker’s appeal of his cases against the State of Maryland and the Kimberlins. (No, I won’t link to it.) One of the bigger whoppers deals with the story behind an order denying on of one of Aaron’s motions.

Here’s what really happened—

Before the case went to trial in the Circuit Court, the Kimberlins filed material in publicly accessible documents that contained false and harassing information about Aaron’s wife. The material was also immaterial to the case. Judge Mason sealed the documents. Last April, the Kimberlins served a copy of a motion on Aaron which contained some of the same material. Because that was an improper breach of the seal ordered by Judge Mason, Aaron filed a motion to seal the Kimberlins’ improper motion breaching the lower court’s seal. (Note: I was considering posting a copy of what they served on Aaron, but I couldn’t complete the redactions in time for this scheduled blog post.)

However, in a reversal of their usual failures related to serve of court papers, the Kimberlins neglected to file the motion they had served on Aaron with the Court of Special Appeals. As can seen in the footnote in the order posted at Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Unread, the court found it had nothing to seal which is why it denied Aaron’s motion. That’s not a beatdown for Aaron or a victory for The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin. It’s a huge screw up on TDPK’s part.


32 thoughts on “Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

  1. The editor of B̶r̶e̶i̶t̶b̶a̶r̶t̶ ̶U̶n̶m̶a̶s̶k̶e̶d̶ ̶B̶u̶n̶n̶y̶ Billy Boy Unread needs to take a remedial reading course.

  2. Well, that certainly provides a different spin. It seems certain reporters on other sites (and their editors, owners, and anyone with control over said sites) need to provide more context.

  3. There truly seems to be no end to the stupidity of Kimberlin and Schmalfeldt. I’ve had legal secretaries without high school diploma who could be relied upon to complete certificates of service correctly and even find a USPS mailbox without supervision. This, however, is beyond the skills of the psychopath twins.

    • Humans aren’t good at multitasking. Humans who think they are are usually worse than the ones who think they aren’t. Someone who’s mind is focused on one thing can usually accomplish it if it can be accomplished. Not graduating high school wont keep your from being able to do one task at a time well . But.. Well. If you are engaged in various cases, some with 0 chance of ever amounting to anything (like suing the senate), trying to have a music career, are the head of a foundation or two, publish at two or three Web sites, and in general aren’t particularly thorough about any of it, mistakes will be made. Constantly. Everywhere.

  4. I imagine Kimberlin had a bit of a letdown, especially after talking it up to his SC satellite office.

  5. This is along the lines of paying to have your own filing served on yourself, which is also something Team Kimberlin did.

  6. Hey Shakey. . . you fail again, as it always was, as it ever more shall be. Bill Schmalfeldt is an engine of failure. William Schmalfeldt is a machine that produces nothing but epic, tragic failures. Congratulations, William Preston Schmalfeldt- you will die, eventually (if not soon enough,) and your legacy will be nothing more than a detailed catalog of failure after failure. Congratulations- you have managed to assemble a library of incompetent hate that will be known to the Internet for as long as it exists.

    Your impotent out-lashings serve only to amplify your utter defeat. There is no point in even trying to rehabilitate your legacy- its permanently destroyed. 500 years from know, people using whatever replaces Google will run your name and get literally hundreds of pages documenting your depravity and worthlessness. The sad thing is that you built this, yourself, with your own copious, obesity enhanced sweat. You WORKED at this masterpiece of failure. You actually thought, no seriously, you did- that you would actually be able to exact revenge on the people you decided to hate.

    But they are laughing at you. Krendler (who you still have not identified,) Ash, Edgren (who you are afraid of,) Grady, Aaron, and, of course, Hoge- none of them fear you. At most, you annoy and disgust them. But resisting your insane rantings has become such a badge of honor that they have built an entire community solely based on laughing at your mind-boggling incompetence.

    Bravo, Shakey. You have destroyed your reputation, forever, and provided entertainment for a couple hundred people. I would congratulate you, but your arrogance will no doubt prevent you from believing it.

    “Aren’t you beginning to feel time gaining on you? It’s like a predator. It’s stalking you. Oh, you can try and outrun it with doctors, medicines, new technologies, but in the end, time is going to hunt you down and make the kill.” -Dr. Tolian Soran

    I seriously doubt there are enough beats left in your weak and depraved heart to actually change.

    The irony, of course, is that you becoming a decent human being would result in the “Lickspittles” dissolving. You could literally destroy this community by simply giving them nothing to talk about.

    But you won’t. You can’t. You will lose until that rotten, diseased heart of yours just gives up on keeping you alive.

    Who could blame it?

    • A magnificent post!! Remember, Bill……there is no clock in Hell. It’s forever.

      I will always remember that picture you once posted of your marriage to Gail. I have never seen anyone look as unhappy she did in that photo. Prescient, indeed!

      Where are her ashes now, Bill?

    • This:
      The irony, of course, is that you becoming a decent human being would result in the “Lickspittles” dissolving. You could literally destroy this community by simply giving them nothing to talk about.

      is just ….. delicious. And it is so true. One of the few things that Bill truly wants (and understands) is for everybody to stop making fun of him. But the only two ways that will happen are either 1) his poor health choices kill him, we all have a party, and then move on, or 2) he stops doing what he has been doing for the last 10+ years, and we all wander aimlessly for a while before wandering off to our lives. My bet is on 1.

      • If this were just about Kimberlin, I probably would have gotten bored and walked away years ago.

        Drunkenstein keeps me here. I like watching whatever humanity he may have had disintegrate into a cesspool of stupidity. It amuses me.

      • I think we pledge to have a party that every Lickspittle and Zombie shall attend upon verified news that Diseased Willy no longer infects this earth. One of the events will be a cockroach’s retrospective of Bumbling Bills most epic asininities. Another will be a HOOOOOOOGE shouting contest. And the next day Krendler shall post the real names and addresses of all attendees (including his own even if he cannot attend) under the caption IT’S TOO LATE DUMBF##K.

    • Therefore, Aaron is the WORST LAWYER EVER by falling for Brett’s trick of not filing what he serves!!! — Biwwy Schmallz.

  7. I see BS has a new avatar in which he is smoking something – is it crack?- next to another image of himself. The “partner” has disappeared.
    Like I have been saying, there is no girlfriend. Just BS and his weird voices, with an occasional cameo appearance by the motel cleaning lady.

  8. Hmmm… You’ll know the girlfriend has had enough, and split, when you see Bill can’t stay off the computer multiple consecutive hours in a row.

    On another subject-

    As a casual observer, I myself can’t hardly keep track of all the motions, counter-motions, court directives, what happened in which case, dates and all that. There’s a Flying Circus aspect to the events of the last several years that is actually fairly complex.

    And I’m not the only one who has difficulty. Team Kimberlin likewise struggles. Brettster The Kimbermeister El Kimbo ‘The Speedway Bomber’ and DumbF5ck each have stuff at stake and they each miss important dates (to their detriment).

    And that’s in addition to being unable to follow proper procedure.

    I submit to you, Gentle Readers (and to the court, too-) that John Hoge is a master of organization. He’s clearly mastered this entire mess and has single-mindedly pursued a deliberate coherent strategy. I admire and applaud him. Hope John writes a book.

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