Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign

ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—

SOUND: Cell phone rings twice.

JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.

RULE 5 GIRL: (Telephone Filter) Hi, Johnny! Where are you?

JOHNNY: Hi. I’m at an airport. I’ve rented a plane, and I’m just about to start the engine.

RULE 5 GIRL: (Telephone Filter) So this isn’t a good time to talk, is it?

JOHNNY: Let me call you after I land.

MUSIC: Theme up and under.

ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America’s fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …

JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

MUSIC: Theme up to music out.

JOHNNY: The following is partial extract of the tweets sent and received during the Double Florentine Matter.

JOHNNY TWEETS: (SYNTH VOICE) @TheGrouch @BunnyBoy Did you know that Niccolo Machiavelli was from Florence?

SOUND: Light aircraft in flight (Interior POV).

TOWER: (Small speaker) Cessna Eight Three Five, you are clear for runway two seven.

JOHNNY: Roger, two seven. Eight Three Five.

I don’t get to fly as often as I’d like, so when it turned out that I needed go to Florence and to Florence on the same trip and that the only way to get to either required changes in Atlanta or Charlotte, I rented a Cessna TTx and flew it myself. Not only have I been able to get some stick time in my log, it’s taken less time to fly directly from Alabama to South Carolina that to go through a layover in Atlanta.

SOUND: Engine throttled back.

JOHNNY: It was worth spending a few days poking around Florence. I turned up some very useful information for a client. And the fishing was good on the Tennessee River.

SOUND: Tire noise from landing. Engine to idle.

JOHNNY: And now I’ll see what I can find here in Florence.

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JOHNNY: After a visit to the federal courthouse, [redacted]

SOUND: Engine starting (Aircraft interior POV).

JOHNNY: It’s going to be interesting.

JOHNNY TWEETS: @TheGrouch @BunnyBoy Don’t be late.

ANNOUNCER: Now, here’s our star to tell you about next week’s intriguing episode of our story.

JOHNNY: Next week? A comedy of errors. Join us, won’t you.

Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

MUSIC: Swell theme and under

ANNOUNCER: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign, starring W. J. J. Hoge, is transcribed in Westminster. Be sure to join us next Monday, same time and URL, for the next exciting episode of Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign.

MUSIC: Theme up to music out.

ANNOUNCER: Johnny Atsign is a work of fiction. If anyone thinks it’s about him, he should read Proverbs 28:1.

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22 thoughts on “Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign

  1. I seem to have misplaced my playbill; Bunnyboy is the one time editor of Breitbart Unmasked? and the one that didn’t think the child pornography that got Brett’s roomie convicted was “that bad”?

    • Once in the same. Really makes one wonder how much child porn BunnyBoy must have consumed to know it “wasn’t so bad”.

  2. Ah the TTx. Of of the few planes Cessna didn’t design themselves. More on topic, I can’t wait to see what Johnny found at the Federal Courthouse in Florence.

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  4. He still has a go fund me up to travel the fifty states. He’s shown himself on walkabouts.
    He drove hundreds of miles to SC, more than once, and back to Iowa. He’s had weeks to get a train ticket.
    He published his recording of court proceedings with the express purpose of sharing the audio of the judge and others before the court, in this case Mr Hoge, to counter ” a lie” (which fwiw he only proved to be a truthful account of the proceedings).

    It’s his funeral if he doesn’t show; none of his protestations will save him.

    • There was a distressing incident over here where the bodies in the boxes got mixed up, and the DNA (at both a physical and a social level) involved in the ceremonies etc had much less in common than usual with the DNA of the mourners.

      I would not wish that on anyone.

    • He got permission to appear remotely because he told the court that straying from his WI apartment would be the death of him. Billy lies.

    • As an FYI from my time working in corrections, it was always that disabled people such as Bill sent for incarceration for shorter sentences, ended up in medical segregation cells for their own safety.

      That means:
      a small cell with no TV,
      no access to the inmate phone,
      sometimes no cell mate to talk to; and
      just 4 concrete walls, a steel door with a trapdoor to feed you through.

      If you don’t go into medical seg, with your “cheerful” demeanour I expect that in under a day for you to be at least beaten, if not shanked.

      Or you could go PC (Protective Custody) where the whole range is filled with guys who got tossed from other ranges, and\or with rapists and diddlers. Those last 2 also apply to several of your Team Kimberlin associates.

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