Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign


ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—

SOUND: Phone rings once. Telephone handset picked up.

JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.

PHONE SPAM: (Telephone Filter) Hello! It’s me. I though I’d call again about that …

SOUND: Telephone receiver slammed down.

JOHNNY: They’re at it again.

SOUND: Phone rings once. Telephone handset picked up.

JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.

PHONE SPAM: (Telephone Filter) Hello! It’s me. I though I’d call again about that …

SOUND: Telephone receiver slammed down.

JOHNNY: This happens every time one of ‘em has a setback in court.

MUSIC: Theme up and under.

ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America’s fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …

JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

MUSIC: Theme up to music out.

JOHNNY: The following is partial extract of the tweets sent and received during the Phone Prank Matter.

JOHNNY TWEETS: (SYNTH VOICE) @TheGrouch @TheBomber Which one of you got his butt kicked this time?

JOHNNY: There are online services that will allow you to send a spam telephone call to someone using a spoofed phone number for Caller ID. I started receiving such calls about 2-1/2 or 3 years ago. At first, phone numbers were random and usually from an out-of-state area code. When I started letting all out-of-state calls from numbers I didn’t recognize go to voicemail, the pranksters started using random numbers from local exchanges here in Westminster and the host exchange for my cell phone.

SOUND: Phone begins ringing.

JOHNNY: I’ll let that one ring through to voicemail. I do that for most unrecognized callers now.

SOUND: Phone ringing ends after the sixth ring.

JOHNNY: The pranksters think that using the online service has protected them from being identified. It might have. If they hadn’t been unfortunate in the selection of a couple of the random phone numbers.

SOUND: Phone rings six times and then stops.

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JOHNNY: One of the random numbers belonged to a county government office. When I called them to let them know that their number had been spoofed, they were not amused. Another of the random phone numbers was even more intriguing.

SOUND: Phone begins ringing.

JOHNNY: It turned out to be the private cell phone number of a former Attorney General.

SOUND: Phone ringing ends after the sixth ring.

JOHNNY TWEETS: @TheGrouch @TheBomber Sometimes a random connection leads to someone with excellent connections.

ANNOUNCER: Now, here’s our star to tell you about next week’s intriguing episode of our story.

JOHNNY: Next week? A time out. Join us, won’t you.

Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

MUSIC: Swell theme and under

ANNOUNCER: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign, starring W. J. J. Hoge, is transcribed in Westminster. Be sure to join us next Monday, same time and URL, for the next exciting episode of Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign.

MUSIC: Theme up to music out.

ANNOUNCER: Johnny Atsign is a work of fiction. If anyone thinks it’s about him, he should read Proverbs 28:1.

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28 thoughts on “Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign

  1. Completly off topic but I thought I would use my training as a DUMBFUCK translator to give this a shot.

    Blood on the Mike‏ @bloodonthemike 17h17 hours ago
    Replying to @bloodonthemike @wjjhoge and

    Even if he prevails on all counts, which he will not, I am not worried. He won’t get a dime. Not because I refuse to pay. He cannot collect.

    Let me break down DUMBFUCK speak here.

    When I lose I won’t refuse to pay. But Hoge can’t collect becuase you can’t garnish my welfare. Of course he wouldn’t have to try to garnish it if I hadn’t rufused to pay. But I’m totes NOT refusing to pay.

    World’s Stupidest Man™

    • Boy is she dating the wrong person if she wants to not deal with stupid in her personal life.

      Not like she exists, but you know, if she did.

    • If Bill loved it (whatever it is) he wouldn’t let her even write about this subject or get involved. She falsely claims our host “illegally” committed crimes and was caught which is a proven falsehood. She needs to apologize to our host and correct the record accurately. She hates Donald Trump but in my opinion, Bill and her act like him in many ways. They post to social media often incoherently like him that’s for sure.

      • Indeed. I’m thinking that making knowingly false accusations of crimes is pretty much right in the ballpark of defamation per se.

        Of course, if it (whatever it is) is relying on CBBS for information… well, that’s just dumb.

    • World’s Stupidest Male Blowup Doll™

      Ok Bill, we know this is your account but even YOU can’t be this pig ignorant right?

      YOU have filed 8 lawsuits. Hoge has filed two. In the first you settled. And then proceeded to violate that settlement leading to 2.

      On the other hand, you have sued basically the same people for the same thing 8 times now. Pretty clear who the vindictive scumbag is here and it ain’t the guy with 2. It’s the moron with 8. (7 of which couldn’t get past “Now comes defendant Schmalfeldt”)

    • So she thinks this is stupid even though her fiance is the one who freely admits making a defamatory remark, and openly admits to breaking a settlement agreement. He brought this on himself. Now he has to accept the consequences like a man – which is debatable on many levels.

      Here’s the deal sweetheart: If you choose a person as a mate, and that’s really stretching it that he is some kind of “mate”, you also ACCEPT all the baggage and crap.. um.. yeah.. all of it because you cannot separate the two.

      Let’s not mince words: You’re nothing but a pawn in his little war. You know how we know? He says he wants to live his life in peace with you, wants Hoge to just walk away. Your “life partner” has squandered every chance because all he wants is to come out of this unscathed. The fact is, if he REALLY wanted to settle, he’d have never filed a federal lawsuit this close to the end of his current case. He’s a liar and his real aim is to get Hoge out of the picture because he’s more loyal to the felonious bomber than he is to you.

      His last love of his life tried to get him to stop his little wars as well, only she chose to stay out of it and deal with him directly. It fell on deaf ears and most likely resulted in her early demise. You’re trying to get involved as if your words have any more bearing than his. They don’t. So while you can stand there and act like a wounded dove, you have no fight in this game.

      So if you want Mr. Hoge to stop bothering you, tell your “fiance” to settle it right now and drop his stupid federal lawsuit. And once it’s done, you can have your fantasy life of talking about bowel movements – because that’s what he does – while taking long walks on the beach in front of your extended living hotel. That’s the best you can hope for since, because he’s too stupid and will never quit. That’s the man you’re bragging about.

      • Great comment and wise words, and as you and everyone here knows, it’ll fall on deaf ears. Tonight they’ve been attacking the looks of President’s kid, who is 11 years old. Only scum attack and compare children and the way they look.

        I purposely didn’t use the child’s name in this post because I don’t write his name like I’ve never wrote or mentioned Obama’s children by name. Obama’s eldest too has got a little wild and I don’t care. She is 18 and having lived in the bubble she had to live, I understand she wants to party a little and she’s off limits to me.

        • I wonder if Drunken Dolly 4.0 understands that she just opened herself up to play in Lulzsuit VIII, should it survive 30 seconds and John entertains the idea of counter-claims.

          • I’m sure he’s prodding her to get more involved. His modus operandi is to get innocents as shields, then whine to the world about his enemies attacking them while he continues to go after others. She should be smart enough to see this, but won’t until it’s too late. She’s just as brainwashed demented as he is.

    • I search out the truth, wherever it may be and you can’t find it with DUMBFUCK. He lies like most people breath, constantly and without thought.

  2. I meant what I said. BS’s sock has to be referring to himself, otherwise accusing Hoge of a crime is defamation per se, and we know BS isn’t dumb enough to do that.

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