The Cabin Boy™ has filed a motion to amend his response to my motion for summary judgment. However, the online docket shows that he hasn’t properly filed a response to my motion for summary judgment, so it appears that he’s trying to amend something that doesn’t exist. He also hasn’t properly served me (per Rule 1-321) with a copy of his motion to amend.
I’m also informed that the Cabin Boy™ was personally served with the latest show cause order by a deputy sheriff on 24 May.
Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.
T-minus 2 days and counting.