Now that LOLsuit VIII: Avoiding Contact is out in the wild, I’m going to make some general comments over the next few days about how mind-bogglingly stupid the Cabin Boy’s™ Complaint is.
It’s clear that he didn’t bother to do much research while he slapped his suit together. For example, Count II is based on the South Carolina criminal defamation statute S.C. Code Ann. § 16-7-150. The U. S. District Court for the District of South Carolina has ruled that law unconstitutional. Fitts v. Kolb, 779 F.Supp. 1502 (D.S.C. 1991).
The Cabin Boy™ is suing my codefendants and me in the U. S. District Court for the District of South Carolina.
Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.