I mentioned in today’s TKPOTD that the Cabin Boy™ did not provide proper responses to my requests for production of documents as Judge Hecker ordered in the Hoge v. Kimberlin, et al. lawsuit. I filed this motion today—
The usual disclaimer about not making any further substantive public comment until the court rules on my motion applies to this.
Now where did I leave that 55 gallon drum of Orville Redenbacher?
Thank God it was popcorn. I thought you were going to say you had a 55 gallon drum of mayonnaise. While I would have appreciated the attempt to bait Schmallballz, that would have been quite disturbing.
What do you think he uses to cook the popcorn in? Sheesh!
I’m certain the signature on Schmalfeldt’s response to the discovery demands was, in fact, copied from a prior peace order.
Well, it had to be. The filings have traumatized him so much it completely undid twenty-seven seconds of housework and he’s back to Stage Eleventy Farkinsons once again, wherein he’s going to DIE because of HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGE!!!!11!!1!!!111!!!!!! Therefore, someone else had to write it for him.
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“I got nuthin'”
Are you paraphrasing DUMBFUCK’S response, or critiquing Our Gracious Host’s filing?
EMBRACE THE POWER!
http://imageshack.com/a/img922/6668/p2JYYk.png
I haven’t read through the motion yet, so this may be addressed within it.
I seem to remember Schmalfeldt actually daring Professor Hoge to sue him over the statements that form the basis of the current complaint, as I’m sure that his Twitter feeds and blogs (they are many for they are legion) will attest. .
That Schmalfeldt didn’t preserve documentary evidence in anticipation of litigation simply isn’t credible.
You know, if you allow a drip to continue long enough, there’s a possibility that you’ll drown. And Bill Schmalfeldt doesn’t strike me as a particularly strong swimmer.
Check the requests for relief, Neal. I think they are rather creative, but I may be overestimating that in context.
And yes, to your point, there is much about that which is silently implied.
Nope, Bill has no litigation-related documents. None at all.
http://i.imgur.com/gPF4wEf.jpg
That picture was taken and published by Schmalfeldt in preparation of his visit to his welfare lawyer in Chicago, not long after he told the Carroll County court that he was too crippled to leave his home.
Oopsie poopsie.
Biwwy’s gonna find it really sucks to run into people who have actually documented his numerous lies. I have no doubt he’s got no clue what he said to anyone anymore.
NOICE!
The time might finally be hand to file perjury charges against Oliver Wendell Jones.
They could just be his profiles on grindr.
That would explain why the welfare lawyer fired him so quickly,
“Mr. Schmalfeldt, these documents don’t prove defamation, just that you’re a pushy bottom. And you spelled “pushy” wrong.”
That photo alone refutes Cabin Boy’s lies.
I very carefully looked to see if THAT pic was in the exhibits.
Yes, but is he a bobber?
I know businesses are required to preserve all documents that could potentially be relevant to pending/foresee-able litigation (and the inferences that can be made from the willful lack of retention).
The Fail Whale had better hope that requirement doesn’t apply to individuals.
It does when you are on notice. Spoliation of evidence.
Has that ever stopped BS?
Phone, MUNI.
Bill has been engaged in almost constant litigation for the past 4-5 years.
What is it, 6 LOLsuits he’s filed? Somebody’s been a’spoliatin’. Giving the judge the finger and permission to assume the worst of everything you won’t produce in a bench trial is….well…ACME Legal.
VII, actually.
Expecting Failsuit VIII any second now…like a surprise birthday party you know is coming.
PK –
Because the loser fat kid needs attention…
Wow. Cabin Boy’s setting new parameters for stupid here. He might’ve been able to argue out of the Twitter info (third party), but some of that stuff he should HAVE.
Bill, Bill, Bill, I can’t believe you mailed that snotty little response to Hoge AND the court. There’s gonna be consequences in your future, count on it.
TR, I think you’re wrong about Twitter. Twitter has the info and DUMBFUCK can get it. It might have taken a subpoena (and may still), but DUMBFUCK is OBLIGATED to get the information in response to the request.
His denial to WJJH (and the court) that some of those accounts are not his is what will really come back on him. I could say more, but DUMBFUCK monkeys don’t get educated around here.
Oh, I don’t doubt Twitter has the shit archived. Storage media is cheap these days.
I’m just astonished Cabin Boy’s laced the cleats up AGAIN. It’s like we say ‘Wow, nobody could be dumber than that,’ and his reaction is ‘Hold my JWR and WATCH THIS!!’
This isn’t even all of his Twitter accounts.
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There’s a Month mistake (Monday, April 15 instead of Monday, May 15) in the last paragraph of Exhibit B (your final email message to BS, stating your position on his most recent discovery responses).
In 2017, April does not have a Monday 15th, whereas May does, so I don’t believe that it’s a big deal. I’m just pointing it out in the interests of trying to be quite fair in the blogosphere.
I’m curious: What avenues (oral? written?) are available to address this glitch? My guess is that it could be raised in oral argument, but then rebutted simply by pointing out that all the surrounding context makes the intended month clear.
Yes, that letter contains a typo, but I’m obliged to show it to the court as it was sent rather than “correcting” it.
If only the other side were so … accommodating. .
World’s Stupidest Man™
“Man” is debatable…
Ya know, Mr. Hoge; you’re a really good writer. You had me following this story for over three years; but you’ve gone and tipped your hand. You went too far. This is simply not believable.
The ‘jig’ is up; admit it; this has all been a work of fiction and today’s episode just went a little too far. Don’t worry, I’ll keep reading; but take my advice, tone it back, your “Schmalfeldt” character is about to become too cartoonish to be believed.
I was thinking the same thing. 😁
I can’t wait for the Schmalfeldt sequel story ; Caged Heat :Blobs behind Bars
I think you misspelled “meat.”
True. He’s too old and unsightly to be considered a fish.
But I bet his skin is real soft, though. There’s that.
Mayonnaise as a moisturizer?
Mayo as a lubricant, maybe….
I can see the tagine now-” He may eat a lot of salad behind bars; but he will toss a lot”
BS has, indeed, admitted that he keeps copies of everything he’s ever written. I know just where to find that admission, too.
It would be a real shame to see that pop up in a court filing, eh?
I believe it already has.
Why yes. Yes you do. Heh!
Well well well… Looks like the only “lying sack of shit” here is the one Mr fakinsons sees in the mirror
Cabin Boy’s “objections” are frivolous and too late.
Oh and Mr Fakinsons, it is not up to blog readers or anyone else to provide documents but YOU.
You’re the typical libtard internet bully who tries to use the courts to silence dissent. I hope you are utterly destroyed with your pedo hero not far behind. Most EDiots have too much ADD to hang around for more than a few weeks after a lolcow is featured on the homepage, but I am glad I did and I can’t wait to see you get what you deserve, “because Maryland” be damned!!!
Has the page on ED been updated? I should check it out!
KA
BOOM
!!!!!
So, he’s going with “I have not tried to get things together, and you can’t make me” ? I own one of those fancy poppers with a wire that mixes the kernels around so there are are few un-popped kernels and no burned up corn. Gotta dig that out
The following is a little geeky, but interesting in a fashion:
https://youtu.be/aiMseDBTp7s?t=2m30s
Skip to 3:40 for the yummyness.
Cousin Bill’s only hope is for Professor Hoge to give up and walk away…
What does Vegas say, Rocko?
http://i.imgur.com/CgNEVHB.gif
Too late. Way, way, way too late.
Scrolling through pages 7-10 is a hoot. I assumed after page 7, that the list was done. I made the same assumption scrolling through page 8…and so on. Nope. It is a list that will apparently never stop growing.
I don’t think a 55 gallon drum is enough, Paul.
https://twitter.com/PodcastPair/status/864563886996979712
He. just. doesn’t. get. it.
Yup. he has literally no idea. Like I said on an earlier thread, he thinks properly responding to discovery is for chumps. He thinks he’s protecting himself and his pedobomber hero by doing what he thinks is stymieing Hoge.
I know we’re not supposed to educate the monkey, so redact as appropriate; but does he actually not realize that “…but Maryland.” will probably not prevent the court from granting sanctions a-c, as they require zero effort by the court?
Actually, even though many of these documents were once available publicly, it does not follow that Hoge has them all.
Of course, that begs the question of whether Schmalfeldt would honestly authenticate documents that he himself didn’t provide.
I think we all know the answer to that.
I believe that is addressed among the creative requests for relief that I mentioned earlier.
Not really creative, per se. Routine business, when one party tries to screw around with discovery this way.
Was that the “whack his pee-pee” relief?
I’m begging ya’ stop with the visuals, there aren’t enough kittehz on the internetz to purge that image.
Wow, Cousin Bill is about to learn a *bunch* of things about how the legal system really works!
Cousin-to-cousin, Bill, you need to settle *before* Hoge gets you into court, again, and before the Judge rules on this motion.
Why?
Hoge is one ruling away from stripping you of most of your income, for the rest of your days.
You. Are. Losing.
Big time. You have screwed this up beyond any ability to recover. At all.
If you don’t settle, I’ll be posting “I told you so” notes until the day you die.
There is no “win” for you. Only “lose”.
I wonder if there’s a cure for that.
Howard?
[gif redacted]
Sorry if that word steps over the line.
Yup, it looks like it was. But it was funny.
I thought Cabin Boy being a pathetic loser had stripped him of most of his income.
Not yet, not for certain, but that’s the way to bet.
Wow – Just WOW!
I can’t believe he just posted that on Twitter.
Pretty sure half the point of all this is to see if he could trick you into treating the court the same way you treat him.
Congratulations. You totally didn’t fall for it. At all.
Can’t really disagree.
http://thinkingmanszombie.com/2017/05/good-afternoon-dumbfuck-46/
OMG!! You can’t make this shit up. I need more popcorn!
That isn’t a basis to refuse compliance with the court’s order.
Is it only me, or did this tweet from DUMBFUCK just implicitly authenticate EVERY DOCUMENT our gracious host might possibly place into evidence at trial with regard to this DIMWITTED DEFENDANT?
Bill’s twitter and blog list is a like Brett’s crimes – to someone who doesn’t know, they seem like they’re made up, but they’re not.
That email exchange is spectacular. It’s such a shame it had to be included!
bill reaction
https://youtu.be/V-Mt0t-6Sl4?t=344
That was supposed to start playing at the 5:43 mark.
Just checked his twitter. Is that old fool fixated on Donald Trump’s butt again? He will really pee himself when the Secret Service comes knocking. Bill has such a dirty and often sexually tinged man crush on Trump, the Secret Service should be alerted.
I’m sure the judge will be extremely sympathetic to the difference.
https://twitter.com/PodcastPair/status/864562892116553728
He is wrong, his smart-ass remarks aren’t legitimate responses. His objections were waived long ago.
Sorta like, “A courtroom doesn’t include a hotel room.”
And yet, he used the definition of “court facility” in the same statement thinking it’s the same thing. This guy is just a peach!
So, behaving like an insolent teenager might not have been, or continue to be, Bill Schmalfeldt’s best move?
Color me shocked.
Well, no. As I said Sunday, whoever is telling him that these antics are clever is not his friend.
Phone, MUNI.
Don’t you think “teenager” overshoots the target, Dianne?
This is a kindergartener having a screaming tantrum in the cereal aisle at the grocery store while mom points and laughs.
Exhibit C will really endear him to the judge…
This whole searies of motions isn’t a Time on Target salvo, it’s more like Fire as you Bear. I misspelled series, but left it in because this one’s gonna leave a burn!
Bill can’t even fake it well anymore.
http://imgur.com/a/LCyKa
That’s hilarious
God, what I would give to see Schmalfeldt saunter into a courtroom with a new wheely-walker and an 87 year old transvestite with broken teeth and purple hair. If I had the patience to deal with what a titanic pain in the ass that the U.S border has become, I’d be there in a heartbeat. But I don’t.
Purple hair? Why? Did the day-glo red headed turkey try to die it blue to look 87?
Oh, and Cousin Bill’s orange-haired ladyboi may want to hold off marrying him until *after* this suit is finished.
If they marry before final judgment in this suit, half her assets are subject to any settlement reached in Prof. Hoge’s favor.
At a minimum, insist on a pre-nuptial agreement, Sweets…and consult a lawyer to see if that covers your ample bum sufficiently.
Dammit Roy, you ruined the surprise.
Sorry…
Never mind, Bill, you lovebirds go ahead and tie the knot. I’m always wrong about these things, I’m such an idiot, as you well know!
Turns out you can’t up-twinkle and down-twinkle the same comment. Count that up-twinkle as one up, one down.
I suspect Bill is shortly going to learn that while butthurt isn’t a tort, it can certainly be an effect.
This assumes any degree whatsoever of educability. Which, on second thought, may not be a safe assumption….
If after your first and second thoughts, you have a turd thought, you’ve provably been following this story too closely.
I denounce myself…
Well played, sir! Well played, indeed.
If he gets incarcerated, his butthurt may very well transition from the figurative to the literal form.
But, as always…Maryland.
is for stalkers…
I think Mr. H should subpoena the ‘Free Attorney’ and ask him to describe the depth and breadth of Shakeys’ documentation.
Now that is a good idea. Probably protected by privilege.
Your usual disclaimer always brings to mid thid great movie quote:
“I don’t get tough with anyone, Mr. Gittes. My lawyer does.”
Right on schedule …
https://twitter.com/PodcastPair/status/864679101814235136
yep, he should be at the “IM DYING OF LATE STAGE LVXXII PARKINSONS!!11!!” in about two weeks.
totally unable to travel to Maryland of course, but no worries, all he gotta do is NOT show up and MD will be happy to send some paperwork to where ever he is at and give him transport, of course it wont be as nice as the bus, but it’ll get him there.
They’ll never find him with his clever “I’m not going to tell you my address” technique! I mean, it’s not like the fear pee stream gives away the fact that a dumbf5ck fail whale is trying to squeeze it’s bulk into the bay.
On the plus side, the blobfish is happy to report it’s no longer the ugliest thing in water.
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Oh good grief. This is hilarious. But maybe the judge won’t think it’s as funny as I do.
I’m shocked–SHOCKED–I tell you, it’s almost like we didn’t all predict this exact thing would happen!
Oh, bull.
Wait for the exciting return of the rolly-walker.
I expect that to happen no later than Sunday.
But the important question: WILL IT BE RED?!
I sure hope so.
Vroom, VROOOMM!
Vroom Vroom.!!!
And a few days after that but probably no more than three or four days before his hearing date for contempt of court he’ll be in a wheelchair.
I bet the summons killed it.
In the hallway, next to the vending machine…
That lying sack of shit is trying to duck out of having to appear. Typical of a coward. I bet his rent-a-lady boi is even disgusted with what a sniveling Nancy he is.
SURPRISE!!!!!
I can just see the letter to the judge now.
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Dear
MommyJudge Heckler,I am aware of your order for me to appear in your courtroom on June 28th to explain why my ample ass shouldn’t be thrown in jail because you obviously don’t know what a courtroom is, which is pretty sad if you ask me. Don’t they teach that at judge school? .The instant case will be the eighth suit I’ve in a row, and even I know that HOTEL ROOM AM NOT COURTROOM, COURTROOM AM COURTROOM. This is all a simple misunderstanding on your part.
As much as I would like to explain this to you in person, I regret to inform you that my car went back to Jesus yesterday. It was only 18 years old. Only the good die young, I guess. I suspect the cause of death of was driving from Wisconsin to Iowa to South Carolina after I told you that my stage LJI Parkinson’s disease made it almost impossible to get to the fridge without dying. Oh, and I think Hoge’s vexation had something to do with it
Since this is all a simple misunderstanding on your part, I have every confidence that you can clear it up on your own.
Say hi to that lying sack of shit for me.
Anyhoo, gotta run. This 87 year old transvestite with the broken teeth and fluorescent hair isn’t going to make love to herself, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
William M. Schmalfeldt,
(I forgot which fake address I gave you on the fifth)
Myrtle Beach, South Carolina .
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I’ve really missed writing those.
I think that’s funnier than anything I’ve written.
Excellent. And Excelsior!
A few years ago, i’d knock off about three of them a week!
Can blow up plastic dolls feel disgust? Feel anything??
Due to the lack of new pictures of it I think maybe he stomped a hole in it already.
Probably too late to return it as defective considering he probably bought it on clearance in the first place.
Which might explain why he didn’t get a female model.
Dude- what kind of retard posts something that transparently idiotic on Twitter!?!?! Shakey, you are are grade-AAA, weaponized stupid, man. Congratulations- you are finally exceptional at something.
Hide the assets!
Man, look at the cancer in that panel just in front of the rear wheel!
Bet he got a good price for it, at the scrappers!
Gee, do those tires look like they might have made close acquaintance with any curbs lately?
Funny how Schmalfeldt can kill a car AND manage to get the DMV to swap out an Wisconsin DL for a SC ID card in the same day. It’s almost like there was a magical Christmas Eve clerk working there.
Hey kids!!!!! Can you spell “SPOLIATION!?!?!?!”
Even in Maryland, this is going to make a judge very, very angry.
Yeah, I seem to remember a copy of that license being …
Oh, nevermind.
I’ll believe it when I see it.
And after he’d just had 4 new tires put on it.
Sad.