Meanwhile, Back in Westminster …

I mentioned in today’s TKPOTD that the Cabin Boy™ did not provide proper responses to my requests for production of documents as Judge Hecker ordered in the Hoge v. Kimberlin, et al. lawsuit. I filed this motion today—

The usual disclaimer about not making any further substantive public comment until the court rules on my motion applies to this.

139 thoughts on “Meanwhile, Back in Westminster …

    • Thank God it was popcorn. I thought you were going to say you had a 55 gallon drum of mayonnaise. While I would have appreciated the attempt to bait Schmallballz, that would have been quite disturbing.

    • I’m certain the signature on Schmalfeldt’s response to the discovery demands was, in fact, copied from a prior peace order.

      • Well, it had to be. The filings have traumatized him so much it completely undid twenty-seven seconds of housework and he’s back to Stage Eleventy Farkinsons once again, wherein he’s going to DIE because of HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGE!!!!11!!1!!!111!!!!!! Therefore, someone else had to write it for him.

  1. I haven’t read through the motion yet, so this may be addressed within it.

    I seem to remember Schmalfeldt actually daring Professor Hoge to sue him over the statements that form the basis of the current complaint, as I’m sure that his Twitter feeds and blogs (they are many for they are legion) will attest. .

    That Schmalfeldt didn’t preserve documentary evidence in anticipation of litigation simply isn’t credible.

    You know, if you allow a drip to continue long enough, there’s a possibility that you’ll drown. And Bill Schmalfeldt doesn’t strike me as a particularly strong swimmer.

    • Check the requests for relief, Neal. I think they are rather creative, but I may be overestimating that in context.

      And yes, to your point, there is much about that which is silently implied.

    • I know businesses are required to preserve all documents that could potentially be relevant to pending/foresee-able litigation (and the inferences that can be made from the willful lack of retention).

      The Fail Whale had better hope that requirement doesn’t apply to individuals.

  2. Wow. Cabin Boy’s setting new parameters for stupid here. He might’ve been able to argue out of the Twitter info (third party), but some of that stuff he should HAVE.

    Bill, Bill, Bill, I can’t believe you mailed that snotty little response to Hoge AND the court. There’s gonna be consequences in your future, count on it.

    • TR, I think you’re wrong about Twitter. Twitter has the info and DUMBFUCK can get it. It might have taken a subpoena (and may still), but DUMBFUCK is OBLIGATED to get the information in response to the request.

      His denial to WJJH (and the court) that some of those accounts are not his is what will really come back on him. I could say more, but DUMBFUCK monkeys don’t get educated around here.

      • Oh, I don’t doubt Twitter has the shit archived. Storage media is cheap these days.

        I’m just astonished Cabin Boy’s laced the cleats up AGAIN. It’s like we say ‘Wow, nobody could be dumber than that,’ and his reaction is ‘Hold my JWR and WATCH THIS!!’

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  4. There’s a Month mistake (Monday, April 15 instead of Monday, May 15) in the last paragraph of Exhibit B (your final email message to BS, stating your position on his most recent discovery responses).

    In 2017, April does not have a Monday 15th, whereas May does, so I don’t believe that it’s a big deal. I’m just pointing it out in the interests of trying to be quite fair in the blogosphere.

    I’m curious: What avenues (oral? written?) are available to address this glitch? My guess is that it could be raised in oral argument, but then rebutted simply by pointing out that all the surrounding context makes the intended month clear.

  5. Ya know, Mr. Hoge; you’re a really good writer. You had me following this story for over three years; but you’ve gone and tipped your hand. You went too far. This is simply not believable.

    The ‘jig’ is up; admit it; this has all been a work of fiction and today’s episode just went a little too far. Don’t worry, I’ll keep reading; but take my advice, tone it back, your “Schmalfeldt” character is about to become too cartoonish to be believed.

  6. BS has, indeed, admitted that he keeps copies of everything he’s ever written. I know just where to find that admission, too.

  7. Oh and Mr Fakinsons, it is not up to blog readers or anyone else to provide documents but YOU.

    You’re the typical libtard internet bully who tries to use the courts to silence dissent. I hope you are utterly destroyed with your pedo hero not far behind. Most EDiots have too much ADD to hang around for more than a few weeks after a lolcow is featured on the homepage, but I am glad I did and I can’t wait to see you get what you deserve, “because Maryland” be damned!!!

  8. Bill’s twitter and blog list is a like Brett’s crimes – to someone who doesn’t know, they seem like they’re made up, but they’re not.

  9. Just checked his twitter. Is that old fool fixated on Donald Trump’s butt again? He will really pee himself when the Secret Service comes knocking. Bill has such a dirty and often sexually tinged man crush on Trump, the Secret Service should be alerted.

    • Sorta like, “A courtroom doesn’t include a hotel room.”

      And yet, he used the definition of “court facility” in the same statement thinking it’s the same thing. This guy is just a peach!

  10. So, behaving like an insolent teenager might not have been, or continue to be, Bill Schmalfeldt’s best move?

    Color me shocked.

    Well, no. As I said Sunday, whoever is telling him that these antics are clever is not his friend.

    Phone, MUNI.

    • Don’t you think “teenager” overshoots the target, Dianne?

      This is a kindergartener having a screaming tantrum in the cereal aisle at the grocery store while mom points and laughs.

  11. Exhibit C will really endear him to the judge…

    This whole searies of motions isn’t a Time on Target salvo, it’s more like Fire as you Bear. I misspelled series, but left it in because this one’s gonna leave a burn!

  12. I suspect Bill is shortly going to learn that while butthurt isn’t a tort, it can certainly be an effect.

    This assumes any degree whatsoever of educability. Which, on second thought, may not be a safe assumption….

  13. I think Mr. H should subpoena the ‘Free Attorney’ and ask him to describe the depth and breadth of Shakeys’ documentation.

    • yep, he should be at the “IM DYING OF LATE STAGE LVXXII PARKINSONS!!11!!” in about two weeks.

      totally unable to travel to Maryland of course, but no worries, all he gotta do is NOT show up and MD will be happy to send some paperwork to where ever he is at and give him transport, of course it wont be as nice as the bus, but it’ll get him there.

      • They’ll never find him with his clever “I’m not going to tell you my address” technique! I mean, it’s not like the fear pee stream gives away the fact that a dumbf5ck fail whale is trying to squeeze it’s bulk into the bay.

        On the plus side, the blobfish is happy to report it’s no longer the ugliest thing in water.

    • I’m shocked–SHOCKED–I tell you, it’s almost like we didn’t all predict this exact thing would happen!

    • That lying sack of shit is trying to duck out of having to appear. Typical of a coward. I bet his rent-a-lady boi is even disgusted with what a sniveling Nancy he is.

      • SURPRISE!!!!!

        I can just see the letter to the judge now.


        Dear Mommy Judge Heckler,

        I am aware of your order for me to appear in your courtroom on June 28th to explain why my ample ass shouldn’t be thrown in jail because you obviously don’t know what a courtroom is, which is pretty sad if you ask me. Don’t they teach that at judge school? .The instant case will be the eighth suit I’ve in a row, and even I know that HOTEL ROOM AM NOT COURTROOM, COURTROOM AM COURTROOM. This is all a simple misunderstanding on your part.

        As much as I would like to explain this to you in person, I regret to inform you that my car went back to Jesus yesterday. It was only 18 years old. Only the good die young, I guess. I suspect the cause of death of was driving from Wisconsin to Iowa to South Carolina after I told you that my stage LJI Parkinson’s disease made it almost impossible to get to the fridge without dying. Oh, and I think Hoge’s vexation had something to do with it

        Since this is all a simple misunderstanding on your part, I have every confidence that you can clear it up on your own.

        Say hi to that lying sack of shit for me.

        Anyhoo, gotta run. This 87 year old transvestite with the broken teeth and fluorescent hair isn’t going to make love to herself, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

        William M. Schmalfeldt,
        (I forgot which fake address I gave you on the fifth)
        Myrtle Beach, South Carolina .


        I’ve really missed writing those.

      • Can blow up plastic dolls feel disgust? Feel anything??
        Due to the lack of new pictures of it I think maybe he stomped a hole in it already.
        Probably too late to return it as defective considering he probably bought it on clearance in the first place.
        Which might explain why he didn’t get a female model.

    • Dude- what kind of retard posts something that transparently idiotic on Twitter!?!?! Shakey, you are are grade-AAA, weaponized stupid, man. Congratulations- you are finally exceptional at something.

  14. Funny how Schmalfeldt can kill a car AND manage to get the DMV to swap out an Wisconsin DL for a SC ID card in the same day. It’s almost like there was a magical Christmas Eve clerk working there.

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