Rather than do what the Rules require and wait to see if Judge Hecker granted my petition for a show cause order, the Cabin Boy™ filed an opposition to my petition as if it were a motion. (I filed an opposition to his motion for a show cause order because he filed a motion rather than a petition.)
The copies he attached as Exhibit A were so dark that my scanner’s default setting rendered them as black. Rather than tweak the scanner, I photographed those pages and attached them to the rest of the scanned file.
The Cabin Boy™ was wasting his time. Judge Hecker issued this order Friday—The sharp-eyed Gentle Reader will note that the order is unlike the previous show cause order issued against the Cabin Boy™ in that it does not allow him to appear remotely. It looks like he is being summoned to appear in person.
Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.
T-minus 2 days and counting.