18 thoughts on “Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

  1. I’m a foreigner and a simpleton, but wouldn’t the Social Security Administration get suspicious about how disabled someone is when they withdraw their payments from four states in less than two years and two states in four months, especially when they have no caretaker?

    If only they had monitoring systems in place to detect fraud ….

    • Not for nothing, but one assumes that this is also why the Lovely Cindy and the Ninjanuns finally tired of the shenanigans. As I remember it, our lulcow first moved to Wisconsin in search of assisted living.

      It appears that he was assisted so well that it actually cured Parkinson’s Disease!

      • If you want an idea of how selfish Bill Schmalfeldt is, just think of how confused and even panicked the good people at Life Alert must be. He obviously hasn’t.

        • If you’re anything like me, you’re wondering if the nuns unfurled a giant “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED” banner the second he drove off the property for the last time.

          Then they drank to celebrate.

  2. Interesting.

    How would DUMBFUCK know the street address was wrong, unless he saw the package THAT WAS ADDRESSED TO HIM BY NAME?

    That seems an ill-advised admission.

  3. Facts –

    How the heck do they have an envelope sit for two+ weeks before being marked “Return to Krendler” I’m sorry, that was a typo on my part, I meant “Return to Sender” without ever being received?

    It’s basic Collosal Ass and Effect.

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