Location, Location, Location


I woke up this morning to find a bunch of tweets from the Cabin Boy™ cluttering my Notifications on the Twitterz. He seems to have had a meltdown caused by a post of mine from yesterday evening. He’s acting as if he lives in the house in the picture from Google Maps.

Does he?

He has been evading service of court papers since he fled Wisconsin. When he tweeted the picture in question back in January, I considered the possibility that it might show where he had moved. Close inspection of the image showed a blurred area on the porch railing. That is consistent with how Google obscures some things for privacy purposes, so I checked Clinton, Iowa, Street View images and found that they were taken in the summer of 2013. The picture Schmalfeldt posted on Twitter shows trees and bushes leafed out which is consistent with summer rather than the winter, and that made it likely that the tweet image was from Google rather than something the Cabin Boy™ had taken in December or January. Indeed, I got lucky and found the same image.

Why was I looking?

The Cabin Boy™ has not been meeting his discovery obligations in the Hoge v. Kimberlin, et al. lawsuit. This has resulted in Judge Hecker granting my petition for a show cause order for contempt against Schmalfeldt, and the Clerk has sent me papers to serve on him. I can’t serve the Cabin Boy™ at work because he is no longer at KMCN, so I needed another good address.

The Gentle Reader should note that I did not publish the address of the house shown in the Cabin Boy’s™ tweets. That’s because I still don’t know that he lives there, and if he doesn’t, there’s no reason to impinge on the actual residents’ privacy. However, Schmalfeldt clearly wants the world to believe he lives there. According to the time stamp on a picture he tweeted to me overnight, he made that picture of himself standing in front of the place several hours after my post. Of course, he could have driven across town and stood in someone else’s yard to take such a picture, so there’s still no proof he lives there. All that picture proves is that the Cabin Boy™ knows where that house is. It doesn’t prove he lives there.

But he may yet provide that proof. Schmalfledt has made noise about talking to a judge about the picture as evidence of stalking. If he brings the subject up to Judge Hecker, he may find that the judge will want to know why he failed to inform the Clerk of his change of address in a timely manner. That conversation might make an interesting sidebar during the Cabin Boy’s™ contempt hearing on 5 May. Meanwhile, I’ll continue to do my due diligence to serve him with notice of that hearing.

41 thoughts on “Location, Location, Location

  1. But he may yet provide that proof. Schmalfledt has made noise about talking to a judge about the picture as evidence of stalking.

    “Yer Honor, Hoge posted a picture of this house that I myself have posted eleventy-seven times! That is totally stalking. What? My address? So, you’re gonna stalk me too, huh?”

  2. I have to say that posting that picture did put Bill Schmalfeldt’s life in danger. Brett Kimberlin’s authorized biography strongly hinted that he had a drug-dealing associate murder “Jessica’s” grandmother. The author further noted that the FBI told him that Brett Kimberlin had approached them with the intent to frame “Jessica’s” then guardians for the killing. Given these apparent facts, who can deny that Brett Kimberlin is beyond murdering Bill Schmalfeldt in a twisted plot to frame some lickspittle for the crime? Now, I’m not implying that Brett Kimberlin had such plans, or, that he intends to do such a thing. I am merely noting what his past suggests that he is capable of doing, and, what he has a possible motive for doing.

    Nor, am I stating that posting the picture created that danger. I am merely saying by posting the picture made it easier to suggest some unknown lickspittle did it. It’s not like Maryland case search doesn’t exist.

  3. Modern covert surveillance, like the kind insurance companies perform to catch malingerers, often includes video. You know, the kind that shows the person in the body cast doing back flips on the trampoline, or someone walking without a cane or rolly walker. I hope Johnny Asign talks about that.

  4. I wonder if Johnny Atsign dropped a few bucks to have neighbors keep an eye on things. It happens in real life, not just fiction! I have to say, episodes of JA are my absolute favorites!

    • But the neighbors are Bill’s people. They must all be down with raping Cub Scouts and harassing toddlers. Clinton Iowa sound like 50 Shades of Kinky

  5. Did he have the trees and bushes in the front of that house cut down so he could watch the boy scouts get on the bus…..

  6. Remember when barrister bill would claim that he had a right to contact you for a legal purpose.

    Aww good times

  7. This episode of another fat man hides behind skinny internet tree was brought to you by the makers of child porn, proudly established in a family neighborhood in Clinton Ia.

  8. WJJH posted this once. BS just tweeted this post five times. 5 more settlement violations. Proof of no concern with “Privacy.”

  9. Riddle me this, lawyer Bill, using Iowa stalking laws …

    2. A person commits stalking when all of the following occur:
    a. The person purposefully engages in a course of conduct
    directed at a specific person that would cause a reasonable person to
    fear bodily injury to, or the death of, that specific person or a
    member of the specific person’s immediate family.
    b. The person has knowledge or should have knowledge that the
    specific person will be placed in reasonable fear of bodily injury
    to, or the death of, that specific person or a member of the specific
    person’s immediate family by the course of conduct.
    c. The person’s course of conduct induces fear in the
    specific person of bodily injury to, or the death of, the specific
    person or a member of the specific person’s immediate family.

    a) b) c) REQUIRE you to fear bodily injury. Granted, being served legal papers has resulted in you pissing your pants in the past, but that, HOWEVER, isn’t bodily injury. And this is some free IANAL advice, so no need to consult your internet website lawyers, you need to go back to the definitions in 708.11 and consider what course of conduct means. See the phrase “without legitimate purpose” in the definition?

    Are you really so stupid to think a court would rule attempts at serving legal papers aren’t a legitimate purpose?

      • “Thus, in April 2014, ‘Paul Krendler’ was born. As Paul, I wrote disgusting, filthy works mocking things I had written on Patriot-Ombudsman. Because I was selling hatred, there was no shortage in buyers.” – Bill Schmalfeldt, November 23, 2015

    • Are you really so stupid to think a court would rule attempts at serving legal papers aren’t a legitimate purpose?

      Yes he is.

  10. I wonder if “his people” in “his town” would agree with his sentiment?

    • Clinton county went for Trump by more than 5 percentage points over Hillary. So out of any 10 of his voting neighbors, 5 are likely the “sister-f***ing Trump voter kind”, while only 4 went for Hillary.

    • You know, that would be hard to render more disgusting and filthy, leaving rather a question in a reader’s mind as to what unplumbed depths of depravity he feels unable to publish under his own name.

      Phone, train.

    • I doubt he had anything to do with Argonne National Laboratory than reading press releases. Of course if you believe Bill Schmallfeldt (mistake #1) from a few years back, he’d have to read them into a Speak ‘N’ Spell.

      I correct myself: I also doubt he had anything to do with universities, including the local community college, or any industry intelligent enough to “Google Bill Schmalfeldt.”

  11. Oh, and speaking of stalking and harassment, is saying that you’re moving to the same city where your stalking victim lives, and suggesting that you drove by his house – is that stalking and harassment? Just curious.

  12. Since BS thinks it’s “stalking” to post his comments on social media platforms and his public blogs, I guess it’s stalking when he screen caps our comments and posts them. Is he stalking all of us? I’m afraid. He’s mobile and armed. Is anyone else terrified for their safety and that of their 3-year old toddlers?

  13. “The last time”? When nothing happened? Or does he mean like the time that he sent HIMSELF a tub of horse poop, accused others of doing it, and eventually confessed?
    “Thus, in April 2014, “Paul Krendler” was born. As Paul, I wrote disgusting, filthy works mocking things I had written on Patriot-Ombudsman….Paul Krendler and Hoge made money hand over fist. And mailing the horse poop? Stroke of genius.” – Bill Schmalfedlt, November 23, 2015

    As for the money he made “hand over fist,” did he declare it?

    • Aren’t the gains from prostitution of any kind illegal income? I’m just guessing that was what he meant by “hand over fist” but I prefer to not think of what sort of sordid behavior that might mean.

  14. Nice of Bill to publicly acknowledge that he is fully informed of the contempt hearing. It will save our Gracious Host some more eyes for a process server. I guess the old Kimberlin drug pipeline is carry court news now.

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