Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

Yesterday, I gave the Gentle Reader an example of The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s courtroom incompetence that showed his routine failure to be able to tie the imagined causes to fantasized effects. Today, will look a one of the kinds of problems he has getting documents admitted into evidence.

This exchange occurred during the Walker v. Kimberlin, et al. trial last October when TDPK tried to introduce a blog post by Aaron Walker into evidence:

MR. KIMBERLIN: May 20th — this is Exhibit 49 — May 20th, 2012, Brett Kimberlin news roundup, documenting the Streisand effect. I’d like to explain the Streisand effect.

MR. WALKER: Objection. Is he an expert witness on this?

THE COURT: Sustained.


Now, if anyone can be an expert on the Streisand Effect, Brett Kimberlin should be qualified, but by bring it up in the way he did, he painted himself into a corner. By showing that Aaron was writing about the Streisand Effect blowback that TDPK was experience as a result of his attempts to use the courts to censor information on the Internet, Kimberlin was opening himself up for a line of cross examination which might have been quite fruitful. He was lucky that the court sustained Aaron’s objection and that he didn’t try to argue to get the post in.

OTOH, it was probably good for Aaron to object as a way of keeping one of Kimberlin’s distraction out of the sight of the jury.

T-minus 11 days and counting.

9 thoughts on “Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

  1. To quote Willie Wonka, “The suspense is killing me… I hope it lasts.”

    Brett would be better served with the plot from “Better Off Dead.” “Go that way, very fast. If something gets in your way, turn!” or, later, “Good! Now turn!”

    Bill cannot avail himself of that approach, because of the years depending on the Captive Nurse, then the Ninja Nuns, has let his muscles atrophy to the point where his skiing is more like the Jamaican Bobsled team. Only just one guy, but the team weighs the same.

    So, my question is, when Hoge served the papers on Bill, did he mail them to Bill, or to all defendants? And did Bill’s Most Excellent Friend bother to forward these documents? Based on the apparent lack of response I’d guess no. Which should demonstrate to Bill his true worth: Not worth a forward, not worth a fax, not worth a scan and email.

    Hoge says, “Never pick a fight with a man who buys pixels by the terabyte.” The Team Kimberlin corrolary seems to be, “never pick an ally too cheap to spend a kilobyte.”

    But hey, what the heck do I know. All I’m really sure of is, I’m still not Grady.

    • An apt comparison. Like the jamaicans, Bill has lots of practice carrying things.

      Water, mostly.

      Then again, Jamaica was aiming high and stumbled, but came out with pride at their attempt. Bill? Not so much.

    • Which would be doubly stupid, because silent digital timers are so damn cheap anymore.

      Digital timers only tick in TV & movies so stupid viewers know there’s a bomb.

      • ProTips: Don’t buy all the parts for your device locally. Don’t ask the guy at the appliance store parts counter how to rewire the timer to initiate a circuit, rather than cut the circuit. Following construction, rinse out the trunk of the car, removing all left-over timers first. Keep track of your leftover bomb-making supplies. If you need fake IDs, don’t go to a copy center dressed as Ranger Smith from Jellystone Park. Never expect that bombings will actually distract the local police. (I know of one case where the bombings actually resulted in 200+ ATF, FBI and other police creating a task force.)

  2. ~Heh~ The #SpecialLittleTeacup is experiencing his own Streisand Effect, someone is posting about him with screenshots of his vile screed on I never even heard of until he and anon troll @NicoleBonnet1 posted screenshots from there. Turns out my server has blocked I can only see archived posts.

    • LOL poor little cupcake is having a meltdown because I noticed someone is treating the #VeroBeachCrybully to the very same invectives he parses out with abandon. FYI there was no death threat, he’s such a snowflake

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