18 thoughts on “Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

  1. You know baking soda helps get rid of the urine smell, right DUMBFUCK? I mean, the late missus did teach you that much, didn’t she?

    Unless you’ve already put down plastic sheeting all over Aunt Edna’s house, so it won’t be a problem…

    Oh, and quicklime and muriatic acid will help with the Aunt Edna problem.

  2. The Blob’s actions seem to demand an “F” grade, but I keep seeing Cs and Ds in his future.

    Cited for Contempt

    Compel

    show Cause

    Default

    maybe even… inCarceration?

    Oh, here’s a possible F — “ForFeit!”

  3. You can’t make an omelet without breaking some eggs … and turning up the heat.

    And adding some pepper, maybe a pinch of tarter. Chives. Finely chopped green pepper.

    No, I haven’t had breakfast yet. Why do you ask?

  4. Personally, I like some heat in my food. Obviously you shouldn’t go to ridiculous levels (people who play with those novelty hot sauces have a few screws loose in my opinion), but a good spicy sauce can add some flavor to a meal.

    I’ve got a couple favorites, of course. Clark’s Caribbean Seven is a sweet but bold sauce that goes well with pizza. There’s a place in town, the Shrimp Basket, which has a tangy, almost barbeque-sauce like concoction that works well with seafood. And of course, I have some cayenne sauces which seem to go quite well with everything. D’evereaux Foods has a trio of sauces ranging from mild to very hot (Fermente, Rouge, and Fantome) that go well with pork especially.

    Of course, if you overdo it, there are remedies. Whole fats or alcohol work best to nullify the effects of capsaicin overindulgence — in other words, a tall glass of whole milk, a bowl of ice cream, or a shot of hard liquor will help. Rinsing with mouthwash can also eliminate the burning feeling in your mouth.

    Sadly, there is no panacea for being Bill Schmalfeldt. Sucks to be him.

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