Legal LULZ Du Jour


The Cabin Boy™ has a post up over at Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Unread (No, I won’t link to it.) bragging about how he lied in his Twitter feed about quitting as Editor of that site.

Yawn.

It’s not the first time Bill Schmalfeldt has lied, and the lies he may have told in and related to that blog post may come back to haunt him. For example, if it were true that his wife is alive, he might have a problem with what he told Judge Bennett in LOLsuit V: The Final in Maryland.lolsuit-v-order

The Cabin Boy™ also seems to think that he can move and keep his new address secret. In fact, he can, but not without potentially significant cost. If I read the Maryland Rules and applicable case law correctly, he must inform the Circuit Court of his new address or risk being found to be in default in the Hoge v. Kimberlin, et al. lawsuit. See Rule 1-311 and Smith-Myers Corp. v. Sherill, 209 Md.App. 494, 60 A3d. 90, 92 (2013).

So it appears that another of The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt’s harebrained schemes is going awry.

Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.

15 thoughts on “Legal LULZ Du Jour

  1. Complaints should be sent to:

    Hatch Act Unit
    U.S. Office of Special Counsel
    1730 M Street, N.W., Suite 218
    Washington, DC 20036-4505

    Fax 202-254-3700

    hatchact@osc.gov

    Enforcement

    After investigating an alleged Hatch Act violation, OSC may seek disciplinary action against an employee before the Merit Systems Protection Board. When violations are not sufficiently egregious to warrant prosecution, OSC may issue a warning letter to the employee involved

    thousands of potential violations and no statute of limitations

    call or write today

  2. Bill said he just signed a new lease in September. And now he is moving again? Every lease I’ve seen says that breaking the lease like that will forfeit his security deposit. He disposed of all his worldly goods a year and a half ago that he couldn’t take on a train with him, and now he is going to do it again? He must have money to burn, and those IFP applications to the courts were perjury.

    Bill Schmalfeldt lies. He lies to his family. He lies to the courts. He lies to the police. He lies to his landlord. He lies to the world. He has not been hired for a new government job. He retired on a disability – he is ineligible to be rehired.

    And for him to him mention the possibility that his late wife is still alive, after the months of gnashing of teeth, and rending of garments, and outpouring of his tears over the supposed terrible abuse he got about her death, shows what an absolute scumbag he is. He is subhuman, and does not belong in civil society.

    On the extremely remote possibility that he actually did get a new job with the government, he should note that there are a number of people who will be watching to see when (not if) he starts using social media while at work, and insulting people while on government time and resources. I, for one, will delight in causing Bill trouble at his job, just like he did to my wife and numerous others.

  3. I might point out that Gail’s kin, the Rice family, confirmed her death.

    Plus, I have a copy of her death certificate, for my genealogical records. Guess the Midnight Clerk faked that one, right?

    Go ahead and move, Cousin Bill.

    My guess is the ninja nuns finally evicted his ass…

    • Does Billy have a new gubmint sinecure? Is Gail still alive?
      Seems to be that he’d be awfully vulnerable to discovery if he were being sued in civil court. Oh, wait…..

  4. Isn’t DUMBFUCK just the cutest thing?

    Apparently he’s finally learned the benefits of not sharing every fucking detail of his shitrolling, turdsniffing, cyberstalking existence, and he’s taking credit as if we haven’t been trying to get him to shut his cockwallet for years.

    Great job, you fat bastard!

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