Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


And now our year-in-review of Team Kimberlin new reaches July. A fairly massive quantity of motions, oppositions, and reply went fly through several of the cases in progress, but one case reached resolution—the U. S. District Court for the Eastern District of Wisconsin dismissed the last two defendants (Eric Johnson and Sarah Palmer) in LOLsuit VI: The Undiscovered Krendler. The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt engaged in settlement negotiations in bad faith in an apparent attempt to set up a pair of frivolous bar complaints against Aaron Walker who had represented the defendants.

His complaints went nowhere, but later in the month TDPS filed LOLsuit VII: Degenerations seeking damages from Patrick Grady and Sarah Palmer. Spoiler alert: The Cabin Boy™ has never won any of the civil suits he’s filed.

Stay tuned for more about August tomorrow.

5 thoughts on “Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

  1. He’s never won a civil suit, but remember – the standard of success for DUMBFUCK is that he has never lost a civil suit on the merits.

    That none of his civil suits has survived motions to dismiss, and thus has never reached a point where the merits would be considered, is irrelevant.

    • Actually, it seems that the Cabin Boy™ has lost a few on the merits. Fed. R. Civ. P 41(a)(1)(B) states that “if the plaintiff previously dismissed any federal- or state-court action based on or including the same claim, a notice of dismissal operates as an adjudication on the merits.” Thus, several of the Cabin Boy’s™ voluntary dismissals of his federal LOLsuits should have the effect of decisions on the merits in the defendants’ favor.

      Heh.

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