Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


One of the things that Team Kimberlin has made a big deal about is the fact that I work for Aaron Walker as his paralegal. This exchange from my testimony during the Walker v. Kimberlin, et al. trial will let the Gentle Reader in on the the secrets behind that work.

MR. WALKER: Without breaching any attoney-client privilege, OK, can you describe in general terms what you do for me as a paralegal.

MR. HOGE: Quite frankly, the bulk of what I do is proofreading.

MR. WALKER: OK, dyslexia —

MR. HOGE: Ah, yes. Ah, fortunately, you can type better than you can write, and thank goodness you send me mostly Word documents. But a great deal of what I do is proofreading. Another, probably the next likely thing for you to do is say, “Here’s a subject. Go to the law library or online or [unintelligible] and find me some case law.”

MR. WALKER: Is there anything else in general?

MR. HOGE: Well, occasionally, I’ll do like a factual investigation. Like “I need to know what happened at such-and-such.”

That’s it. That’s what I do as a paralegal.

 

8 thoughts on “Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

  1. Sounds like a heavy conspiracy of general administrative work. How you’ve kept it a secret for this long, I have no idea. But obviously, Brett will get to the bottom of this. It’s not like he has a long way to go.

  2. Dumb line of questioning. I’m not sure what Aaron’s plans are for appeal if any but to an appeals court would a guy proofreading and working as a paralegal looking up court cases seem threatening when and if they review the record? Who knows maybe Bill and Brett’s relationship is one for “baseball bases descriptions” since Brett was doing some gumshoe work on his behalf?

    • Realized this was Aaron asking questions, my apologies for not reading properly. On the flip side this was good questioning because Aaron put Hoge’s non threatening job description in the record.

      • Maybe proofreading, actual legal research and (horrors) facts are threatening to the little scumbag because he usually stays as far away from them as possible.

  3. “I also use advanced Quantum Mechanics to alter the time/space continuum. If you look in the gallery, you’ll recognize a Vietnam War Veteran, and proud father of a football player, with two perfectly normal legs. He’d like to talk to you after we’re done. Also, I think you know the elderly lady sitting next to him.”

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