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  1. Normally I’d share my guaranteed weight-loss techniques, but it would be unfair to the hookers, and I don’t think I have enough cocaine to fill even one of those enormous nostrils. Not that he needs it with all the drinking that man does, and I get the irony of me saying someone drinsk too much, but there’s a point beyond which it’s just wasteful to keep going.

    I mean, I haven’t found it yet, but I know it exists.

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