Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

All of these cases have some things in common:

Kimberlin v. Walker, et al.; Kimberlin v. National Bloggers Club, et al. (I) (aka RICO Madness); Kimberlin v. National Bloggers Club, et al. (II) (aka RICO Retread); Kimberlin v. Hunton & Williams LLP, et al. (I) (aka RICO 2: Electric Boogaloo); Kimberlin v. Hunton & Williams LLP, et al. (II) (aka RICO 2 Retread); Schmalfeldt v. Hoge, et al. (I) (aka LOLsuit I); Hoge v. Schmalfeldt counterclaims (aka LOLsuit II); Schmalfeldt v. Johnson, et al. (aka LOLsuit III); Schmalfeldt v. Hoge, et al. (II) (aka LOLsuit IV); Schmalfeldt v. Grady, et al. (I) (aka LOLsuit V); Schmalfeldt v. Grady, et al. (II) (aka LOLsuit VI); and Schmalfeldt v. Grady, et al. (III) (aka LOLsuit VII).

Each was accompanied by great forecasts of doom for the defendants. Every time any motion or ruling went in the favor of the plaintiff, there were expansive claims made concerning the expected victory by the plaintiff. And the defendants won every single one of ’em.

Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.

38 thoughts on “Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


      • What a maroon!

        Bawahahahahahahahahaha. The only professional attorney (and free – paid for by taxpayers) this succubus ever had dropped him like a hot potato after seeing him with his mountains of “evidence”.


        • I protest your use of the noun “succubus” based on several relevant facts:

          1) Bill Schmalfeldt is male, not female. Therefore appropriating this term for a male is an unjust use of male privilege. One needs to use the appropriate male version, incubus. (/pedant)

          B) Being a succubus/incubus assumes that said demon has the power to sexually seduce some one, to so entrance them that they willingly give up everything to them. Umm…

          III) After B, I ain’t got nuthin.


        • I think he had one other professional attorney, who told him to change his ways or things were going to turn out poorly for him, IIRC. A Mr. Kim, perhaps?


          • He didn’t listen then either and look where he is. A pauper. An outcast. A vile creature who thinks “comedy” is stories about raping cub scouts and pissing on them.


      • Has he ever actually told a story about winning a bar fight? If he actually did win one I suspect such a rare triumph in his life would be repeated ad nauseam.


    • {(You mean you haven’t lost your house yet?}}

      Nor his wife. Not his job at NASA.(Well, he RETIRED from his job at NASA, but they begged him to come back as a contractor. Does that count?)

      Heh.


    • The “mountains of evidence” have turned out to be more mountains of Stupid. Currently Mount Stupid appears to be larger than Mt Everest and growing.


  1. Typo alert: you have two LOL SUIT VIs.

    Otherwise, indeed. The plaintiffs read imminent and total victory into every thing that went their way, assuming that winning a single battle meant the war was theirs. Funny how it never worked out that way.


  2. Yay, TFS; too bad it’s cost so much time and effort.

    Still, my favorite has got to be when the Cabin Boy dismissed his own suit with prejudice. That was a classic.


  3. “And the defendants won every single on of ’em.” That is 0-12 for Team Pedo!!!

    TWELVE!!!!

    Team Pedo is losing because they are Egotistical Idiots and bullies. The midget kiddie diddlier thinks he is such a badass jailhouse lawyer that he can file lawsuits, and expects to win on his legal acumen. When reality demonstrates that he is pint sized legal moron who is getting his butt kick on the Real World Playground by pro se defendants and the “Worlds Worst Lawyer” (sorry Aaron, their words, not mine).

    Their egos won’t let them stop, unless they are branded as vexatious litigants or slapped with such heavy $ judgments that it ruins them.


  4. One of these things is not like the others…

    Hoge v. Schmalfeldt counterclaims (aka LOLsuit II)

    One of these things just doesn’t belong.

    I think that counts as a victory for the plaintiff, but then again, IANAL.


  5. I don’t think BK cares about winning. Sure, winning would be a bonus but he just wants to drag good people into court at some expense (time, money or both) to inflict damage on his perceived enemies.

    One way to stop him, or at least slow him, is to have him declared a vexatious litigant

    Another way is to go after him, putting him on the defensive. Seems to be working well right now.

    The best way would for him to wither away and stop taking up oxygen


  6. Poor Team Pedo. They think so highly of themselves when reality shows them to be a bunch of idiots who are rightfully scorned by those unlucky enough to have read their public statements regarding their deviant proclivities.


  7. Music to my ears is when Fergie or DF repeatedly and insistently challenge TFS to come to BU or anywhere else and face them and no one gives them the time of day. “Litigate this on BU or Twitter or your blog? Howsabout we just go and do this where it counts, in court dumbass.”
    It’s the reliable mark of the loser.


    • Oh, I recall some comments being made on BU but since neither Bunny Boy, FiFi, or Stolen Valor could rebut them intelligently, the comments were deleted. That’s how they roll. Too stupid to make logical argument, just memory hole stuff. That way they can think about more important things…..like their fascination with little kids.

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