Is that so?
UPDATE—The obvious syllogism one can derive from the above is—
Schmalfeldt accused Hoge of the crime of stalking.
Hoge has never been convicted of a crime.
Therefore, Schmalfeldt is a moron.
However, the conclusion may be faulty, at least under the original definition of a moron as an adult with a mental age of 8 to 12. Is the Cabin Boy™ that mature?