Qapla’


Judge Mason held a hearing this morning on the ripe motions to dismiss in the Kimberlin v. Hunton & Williams LLP, et al. RICO 2 Retread LOLsuit. The case has been dismissed with prejudice against Hunton & Williams and the lawyers associated that firm, the U.S. Chamber of Commerce, and Berico and its employees. The case was also dismissed with prejudice against the Palantir defendants because their situation is identical to the others. The grounds for dismissal were res judicata because Kimberlin had included me as a conspirator (even though I wasn’t named as a defendant in this case) or, alternatively, the statute of limitations if I wasn’t a member of the conspiracy—and lack of personal jurisdiction over the defendants.

The motions to dismiss for the remaining defendants will be heard on 13 September.

90 thoughts on “Qapla’

  1. I was going to say “It’s almost as if it was foreseen in advance” by Flynnbsb beat me to it.

    I may not ever recover.

    • Yes, as the basis for the dismissal hints, The Dread Pedo’s habit of making wild fantastic allegations actually backfires on him. Of course, the psychopath stills fails to understand why.

  2. Sawed Off Pedo has his fool proof plan though. First, he will write a letter saying, “I accuse Judge Mason of having taken a bribe to make this ruling!” Then he will file his appeal: “I appeal this ruling because Judge Mason has been accused of bribery so I demand a new trial!”

    Predictable.

    • Also “Your honor, the complaint against Judge Mason is being investigated for bribery so I am entitled to a new trial!” He’ll stop there because it’s too inconvenient to his argument.

    • WJJH, can you provide a narrative explaining The Pedobombers demeanor and such? What did he say and how?

      Were his bodyguards there? Flying monkeys? Hungover members of the DNC?

      As he left the courtroom, was he muttering, “Lawsuits for the rest of their lives…” or something similar?

      What was he wearing? I assume the Kimberoos (as depicted by Vigilans Vindex, PBUH) aren’t appropriate court-wear. But?

      Did you yourself high-five the other lawyers? What was the Judge like?

      Enquiring minds want to know.

      • Kimberlin’s demeanor was subdued.
        No one accompanied him.
        He left quickly without any audible comment.
        He wore a dark suit with a white shirt and no tie.

        The dozen or so lawyers present exchanged polite congratulations with one another following the case. Aaron Walker and I joined in.

        Judge Mason was business-like and polite. He has one of the best poker faces I have ever encountered.

        • “Your honor, I am appealing this case because the lawyers were congratulating each other. Such conduct is not allowed in the court room!”

        • Classy, even. *smdh*

          And, one can only imagine what a goofy, sawed-off doofus he looks like in an ill-fitting, cheap-ass suit. What a low-life scumbag.

        • I once saw Willie Brown on Montgomery Street wearing a Wilkes-Bashford suit and white terry socks. I could hardly bear the shock.

          Phone, on a rolling train!

          • I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic’s.

            His hair was perfect.

          • Our parents took us to the Tonga Room (I KNOW, not Vic’s) at the Fairmont several times during the 60’s. The rain and the drums and the music. Later in life, I worked in the hometown of Trader Vic’s, but only ate there at lunch. Now I don’t.

  3. Well, . . . Wait just one darn minute here.

    That would mean that Bill (The Mayo Kid) Schmalfeldt was . . .

    ******* W R O N G *******!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    . . . As in . . .

    wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    (As in, “Eleventhy!!!!1!!)

  4. “Qapla'” is the only word I know in Klingon, simply because I see it so often.

    Does it even have an opposite? You wouldn’t know to read this blog…

  5. I look forward to you publishing the letter requesting reconsideration of the dismissal, the appeal, the denial of the appeal, the request for reconsideration of the denial of the appeal, the application for certiorari, the denial of such, the request for reconsideration of the denial, etc.

  6. I wonder if Golden Showers Schmalfeldt is having second thoughts about taking orders from Pedo Kimby yet?

  7. I briefly thought about attending the hearings today but that courthouse is a LONG way away and Maryland is soooo anti-freedom I hate to cross into the People’s Republic.

    One down. How many more to go?

    And is the PedoBomberDiddler like 1 and 99 in his lawfare?

    You would think he would have looked at the stats by now….

  8. Well, Bwilly Boy just blew up another twitter account. @MusicUnshackled no longer exists! So predictable, what with all of his full throated bravado yesterday about Hoge being arrested today! Hah! Loooooooooooooooooooooosssssssssssssssssssserrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. I see you looking Bwilly Boy!

  9. Hey Bill, tell us all about your big meeting today!!! Was it with your travel agent to arrange the multiple trips to Maryland you will be required to make? You probably added the 3-4 trips down to Chicago your lawsuit will require.

    Enquiring minds want to know

    • Yes they were. His court date is scheduled for late September, a time when the weather should be just great in western Maryland. His associate Kimberlin closed another case today, and Willie the Reporter Extradordinaire can write a bang up story using his exclusive inside source.

  10. Today is turning out to be a really great day for Team Kimberlin. And when that other [REDACTED] hits [REDACTED]. Great job guys.

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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    In the immortal words of WWE’s DeGeneration X………..”SUCK IT”

  11. So from what I understand, the case is still alive, but on life support. Is it too early to think of sanctions?

  12. And the Streisand Effect is in full force. We now have a new set of lawyers talking around the water cooler… “Can you BELIEVE this guy? Ha!” I can imagine one or two may be interested enough to follow his next moves just for laughs.

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