The Cabin Boy™ has filed LOLsuit VII. It’s in the Northern District of Illinois, and it names Patrick Grady and Sarah Palmer as defendants. I’ll post the complaint after I’ve reviewed and redacted it. For now, I’ll post some supporting documents.
First, a pauper’s petition from the Cabin Boy™.
Second, a motion to have an attorney assigned to represent him.
It looks like the Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt may have figured out that he is incompetent.
UPDATE—Here is the complaint.