RICO 2 Retread LOLsuit News

Hunton & Williams LLP, the law firm that is the lead defendant in the Kimberlin v. Hunton & Williams LLP, et al. (II) RICO 2 Retread LOLsuit, filed a motion to have a single judge assigned to that case. The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin filed an opposition to that motion, but it was granted anyway. Here’s a copy of his failed opposition.

TDPK misrepresents H&W’s arguments and the facts and law surrounding the history of his vexatious litigation. While H&W point out the court’s experience with Kimberlin’s four recent lawsuits in that venue, they don’t argue that number of suits is the reason for assigning a single judge. Rather, they argue that his previous behavior in those suits provides a reason for a special assignment. None of his purple prose about “Nixonian black bag operations” and the like have anything to do with his record of misbehavior either.

But the real issue is Kimberlin’s fear of Judge Mason, a judge who knows who TDPK is, who knows how he operates, and who treats him fairly. It’s that third item that must frighten TDPK the most. Fair treatment could result in a just outcome, and that is clearly not in Kimberlin’s best interest.

14 thoughts on “RICO 2 Retread LOLsuit News

  1. Completely off topic, but insomnia does strange things.

    “-lin,” “-line,” “-ling” and “-lein,” among other suffixes in Germanic languages indicate the diminutive form of words, describing juvenile or small forms of the subjects they describe. Therefore, Kimberlin is most appropriately named.

  2. So, Kimberlin thinks he is on the same level as the ACLU and Judicial Watch.

    Buwahahhahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahah hhoooooooo boy!

  3. He’s requesting a jury trial? I’ve already spot the issue here which I won’t lecture the pedophile on.

  4. StI’ll no contact information. Somebody needs to move for the judge to order his administrative clerks to immediately reject, unread, any filing by the Pint-sized Pedo that does not comply with court rules.

  5. “inevitably more protracted litigation” — boy, it’s really painful when the iron boot is on the foot of the tiny pedo bomber, instead of the other guy. Surely at some point he’ll collapse from the exhaustion of cutting and pasting all the stuff he has to file.

  6. Wow, that is comedy gold. “I shouldn’t have just one judge because last time that happened I didn’t like the results and whined to the court about the judge.”

    Yea, that’ll work.

  7. The plaintiff writes, “A reading of the facts in this case sends shivers down the spines of respectable lawyers.”

    If respectable lawyers are so impressed by the plaintiff’s claims, I wonder why he is representing himself. If the facts were that juicy, I’d think he could find a lawyer willing to represent him for free, due to the publicity value of the case.

    In reality, I suspect that most of the respectable lawyers that the plaintiff knows best are lawyers such as Patrick Frey or Aaron Walker, that is, the lawyers on the opposite side of his cases, but I doubt that they got shivers down their spines reading the facts in this case.

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