This morning, I filed this reply to the Kimberlins’ opposition to my request for orders of default.
My reply speaks for itself, so I don’t intend to make any further public comment on my request until the court rules on it.
hogewash
Never pick a fight with a man who buys pixels by the terabyte.
Godspeed on this case, good sir! May the judge be 10% as fed up with Kimberlin as I am, for then Kimberlin will be spending lots of time in a cell without much to do.
Well done, Mr. Hoge.
The comments about venue do demonstrate why it is imprudent for anyone to rely on Kimberlin’s legal skills.
He prefers to play by the Rules, and he hopes the Court will require the Kimberlins to do so as well.
Well, hope is a strategy.
And as always, But Maryland!
It only took me 2 minutes and google and read precedent Maryland cases saying exactly what John was saying about venue. Yesterday someone was confidant he would wipe his ass and today it’ll be just another pop fly out in the 1st inning because someone can’t ever admit defeat and it’s not Hoooooooooge!
You are so good at this, John.
He is. You, too, Jane, could be a lawyer, if you’re not already.
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A few things struck me as strange with this filing. But first a public service announcement. Bill, just come out of your homophobic closet. Honestly, no one could possibly think less of you then they already do if that’s what you are worried about. All this repressed desire to stick your ass in another mans face is rather disturbing. Not as disturbing as you publicly telling a minor male child that you wanted to press your penis against his swollen anal tissue, but close. https://twitter.com/MusicUnshackled/status/746202780033941504
As to this filing I find it odd that our Gracious Host would point out that,
“Because Defendant Schmalfeldt, whose motion to dismiss has been denied (Docket Items 53 and 54), lives in Wisconsin, Cts. & Jud. P. §6-202(11) allows suit to be brought in any county in the State. Mr. Hoge can sue Schmalfeldt in Carroll County, so venue is proper for all the Defendants in Carroll County
Well color me shocked by this as Defendant Schmalfeldt roundly mocked our Gracious Host over said claim to venue. (NOTE: This was done in motion to dismiss due to venue that was clearly labeled as a motion to dismiss because of person jurisdiction, a claim that had already been denied. So I guess you take Defendant Schamfeldt’s argument with a grain of salt since despite spelling his own name correctly for a change he still managed to fuck up his motion in the most basic way.)
The other thing I found odd about this filing were a few parts at the very end. One being that our Gracious Host seems to have included his address, phone number and email address in the signature block.
The other thing was the Affidavit at the end where he swears everything contained in the filing is true.
Now IANAL, but I have it on good authority from the Speedway Bombing School of Law and Pedophilia that those two things are only optional and need not be included with filings. I can’t, however, seem to find the controlling section of court rules that say that. Can anyone help?
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You wanna take that chance, @wjjhoge? You want me and @osborneink and @sub_aetha rubbing our asses in your face? Or do you just want to stop
9:46 PM – 23 Jun 2016
To think, way way back when, Bill just could have stopped.
He would be happier, I expect Hoge would be happier, and certainly a lot fewer people would know of Brett Kimberlin and his sordid past.
He doesn’t realize that he should look at himself first about the whole “stopping” thing. When you are the one who throws down the gauntlet initially, do not be surprised that the one(s) picking it up don’t stop until you are stopped. Especially when you keep throwing it down over and over and over again.
Here’s a hint: Don’t be a jackass. Then others won’t call you out on it. Fin.
Wait, you mean smarter people aren’t intimidated by him? Who’d have thunk it?
Obviously, when your schtick gets small – so to speak – all there is left to do is point and laugh.
Some of us already knew. Some of us were also surprised they let that bastard out of prison.
Some of us never realized Doonesbury was quoting a real person who said he’d sold pot to Quayle.
And a lot of us didn’t realize just how evil Brett Kimberlin was. You couldn’t exactly Google him during the last major PR blitz he did in ’92.
But he had to promote his music. Think of it as Justice Through Music.
Hey boys, why don’t you just all come out of that closet you reside in.
I had no idea there was such a thing as a Pedophile closet.
It’s called “a decent shame.”
Phone, train
“clearly labeled as a motion to dismiss because of person jurisdiction, a claim that had already been denied.” Yup. That’s a winner.
I was surprised John didn’t include the fact Brett isn’t some fresh off the turnip truck pro se, but has filed” hundreds” of suits and is aware of procedure.
AND has filed for requests of default against people who didn’t file a response on time to HIS suits. Goose, gander, sauce and all that.
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
But at least there is no question that Brett was served.
No proper Revenge requires a backhoe.
Or hydrofluoric acid.
What if it’s a COLD backhoe?
Asking for a friend….
Aaaaaahhhh, OK, now I get it. I was wondering about the BS venue thing….
(Dammit, Jim, I’m an engineer, not a lawyer!)
“Quick, Bones!! This man is suffering a heart attack!!” “Dammit, Jim, I’m a doctor, not a . . . ohhh, right. I can handle this.”
“He’s dead, Jim. You grab his tricorder, I’ll get his wallet.”
You could have reread Hoge’s initial complaint.
I’d have pointed that out, but then Bill and Brett could have read it also.
No word on Bunny Boy as far as I know. A pity.
He’s hiding in his Momma’s basement where the child porn “isn’t that bad”.
I think there’s yet another reason for it, as well.
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Boy, Timmy’s been awfully quiet today. I wonder if he’s waiting for Lassie to show up so he can send her to get help getting him out of the well he’s fallen into…
What’s that, Lassie? You really need to pee?
And the engineer in the back said ‘Everyone attack!’
And it turned into a courtroom blitz.
And the zombie in the corner said ‘Bill, I wanna warn ya,
It’ll turn into a courtroom blitz!’
Hmm. Catchy. I should try and parody the whole song. Thoughts?
“Fail-Dox on the Run”
You want a spotlight post? email it to zombiemorgana at outlook.com and it will be up!
I think Captain Obvious just smoked me but good. Thanks for the offer though 🙂
Wait, didn’t they suspend your outlook.com account? Oh no, my bad, that was Schmalfeldt. For possible child porn and sending maleware.
Are you ready John? Uh-huh
Aaron? Yeah
Patrick? Okay
Alright lickspittles, let’s go!
Oh we’ve been laughing so hard
Pointing out the stupid and obscene.
The docket’s gotten so full
Yet everything’s proceeding as foreseen.
Oh, I see a pirate in the court as dumb as he is short
suing everything under the sun
And the stalker on the scooter can’t get off the computer
cause he thinks he’s the innocent one
Oh yeah! It was frightening
how much of their writing
and music was child porn,
So we all bought some popcorn!
[Chorus]
Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah
And the pirate in the courts has perjured his reports
And they’re turning into courtroom fits.
And the stalker on the scooter has an ACME law tutor
And they’re turning into courtroom fits.
Courtroom fits, courtroom fits, courtroom fits, courtroom fits
Oh pro-se’s get such latitude
Yet “fail” is all they ever seem to do.
Their heads are up their horses’ asses,
At least they’re experts on the smell of equine poo.
And the pirate in the courts threatens more endless torts
As he raises his ipad to the sky
And the stalker on the scooter earns a chemical neuter
Showing boyscouts his winkie and brown eye.
Oh yeah! It was emetic
Their perfectly vile schtick
But it’s jail time they’re earning
‘Cause they all stopped learning
[Chorus]
Oh yeah! It was frightening
how much of their writing
and music was child porn,
So we all bought some popcorn!
[Chorus]
It’s it’s more courtroom fits
It’s it’s more courtroom fits
It’s it’s more courtroom fits
Yeah, it’s more courtroom fits
Dammit. Good work there 🙂
Bravissimo!
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I wonder if a DUMBFUCK could deign to explain to us poor dullards how 6-201(a), which defines venue in the case of a suit with a SINGLE defendant, trumps (SORRY!) 6-201(b) which defines venue in the case of a suit with MULTIPLE defendants.
I bet not…because there’s just no brakes on his stupidmobile. Damn the cliff, full speed ahead!
He’s braindead, Jim.
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I gotta recalibrate the ol’ Schmalfeldt Stupidometer. And then reset the upper level stop from Eleventy11!!!!! to INFINITY AND BEYOND!
Just one time I’d like to see a filing start, “… Defendant Brett Kimberlin, adjudicated pedophile, convicted drug smuggler, perjurer and serial bomber has failed…” and as the first sentence in every paragraph.
I realize our Gracious Host has more class and restraint, but one can wish.
You forgot “cuckold”. That applies to almost every member of Team Kimberlin.