Another Lie Noted


Judge Bennett has taken note of one of the Cabin Boy’s™ falsehoods and corrected the record for LOLsuit V: The Final in Maryland.

UPDATE—We will undoubtedly be seeing something on teh Twitterz (or not seeing something on some unread blog) about the Cabin Boy™ frothing at the keyboard concerning the unfairness of my characterization of the wording of the proposed order he submitted with his motion to dismiss.

When he filed his motion, no one had answered his complaint. However, before the dismissal was granted, Scott Hinckley had filed an answer. That rendered the extraneous comment about no answer being filed false, and the Cabin Boy™ did not withdraw it. Nor did he ask the court to correct the error. Thus, he has misrepresented the facts through his inaction.

56 thoughts on “Another Lie Noted

  1. Gee, another example of Bill “cub scout anal rape fetishist” Schmalfeldt lying. And lying to the court no less.. No wonder nobody believes a word he says.

    • “In the time since that filing date, none of the defendants has filed an official answer… ”

      — Deranged Cyberstalker Defendant Bill Schmalfeldt

      #OOPSIEPOOPSIE #LIAR

    • Wee Willy Widebody, in his flight out of Maryland, requested a Dismissal With Prejudice of his own lolsuit. The court granted it earlier. But in his request to dismiss with prejudice, Wee Willy Widebody lyingly declared nobody had responded to his lolsuit. His intended target objected to that lie. The court corrected that lie.

    • Res Judica will apply to all actions against agiledog alleged before the previous lawsuit.

      I suppose he could attempt to recover fees via a motion for sanctions.

  2. Yet another win for Agiledog and Team Free Speech!

    You’d think the Fail Whale and Deranged Cyberstalker Defendant Bill Schmalfeldt, and his Team Evil associates, would eventually get tired of having their blatant lies exposed and simply move on.

    So much losing. So much fail. #ResJudicata

  3. What’s that quote that Dumbfuck said once?

    Ah yes, here it is!
    “You clever boys had me pegged. I am just so stupid, that I am going to stumble into the court and totally fuck myself over.” – Team Pedo Dumbfuck

    Your premonition still holds true today, Dumbfuck!

  4. Mr. Hoge, your update is most appreciated, as it both highlights the sequence of events, and reinforces that Bill did nothing to correct the falsehood he created in the court record. Which is why I had to – to set the record straight. It also has the added benefit that I now have a counterclaim on record to which Bill never responded, therefore, accord to Billogic, it must be true.

    • And let us not forget that the addition of the whole line of “nobody answered my complaint!” was just Bill being a whiny little baby and wanting to get a protected jab in there. The problem is that even BEFORE you made your answer to the complaint, you and David and Patrick were ably responding to the lawsuit – and shoving it back in his face and making him look a fool which we all know that he cannot stand – and Bill knew that he wasn’t going to get any of you to roll over and die on him. But that’s not “answering” the lawsuit in the way he wanted you to, so he flounced off in a tizzy.

      The line should have never been in there in the first place. It was a toddler tantrum he was throwing. I’m glad it is now stricken from the record. Bill Schmalfeldt doesn’t get to decide how lawsuits are going to run their course – even ones that he files himself.

    • What Bill is forgetting lying about is that your motion was filed BEFORE his MTD but the court never ruled on it. Your subsequent motion to correct that oversight resulted in what we see today.

      So Bill “Stolen Valor” Schmalfeldt, you keep fucking that chicken because court records PROVE you lied. Oh, you can try to spin it, but the documentation says YOU LIE once again.

        • Oh, for the love of all that’s holy.

          “You won’t let me sue you the way I want! Waaaah!”

          When caught in a lie, pretend it wasn’t a conscious lie. Twist, parse and spin.

          It’s still a lie.

          • Oh, and I’m still stuck at home, because spending three and a half hours commuting to work and two hours home made no sense whatsoever.

        • Yet another premature climax. Back in the day, were they usually because some dude scared the hell out of you then too, Blob?

  5. “WJJ HOGE III OWES ME AN APOLOGY!” Or what dumbfuck? You’re going to sue him again? Do your worst, you toddler-stalking piece of garbage.

  6. I CANT WAIT FOR NEXT WEEK – ELY’s COMING FOR YA!!!!!!!!!!!

    WOW WHAT A WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    STAYED TUNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    HOGE and WALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    This msg was brought to you by the letter D

    and the number F5

  7. Purloined Parodies ‏@PurloinedParody
    Does @aaronworthing’s effort to find “Grace’s Law” unconstitutional mean he wants the right to join @wjjhoge in harassing little girls?

    Keep up the defamation, Bill. It’s a winning strategy!

    And this bit of defamation is rich coming from someone who was found by a court to be harassing a 3 year old. What a sick piece of trash you are.

  8. Bill’s lies are so lazy, it’s not ever likely he’d make the effort to correct one. Much easier to make another lazy lie about the previous lie.

  9. When he filed his motion, no one had answered his complaint. However, before the dismissal was granted, Scott Hinckley had filed an answer. That rendered the extraneous comment about no answer being filed false, and the Cabin Boy™ did not withdraw it. Nor did he ask the court to correct the error. Thus, he has misrepresented the facts through his inaction.

    So it’s more a case of failing to correct something that had become untrue. That’s just simple lazyness really, not the usual malice.

    Really, I don’t think any of us seriously think that the Blob would bother correcting a true statement that had since become false – the fact it was true at the time makes it a vast improvement on his usual behaviour.

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