The Kimberlin’s have filed this in the Walker v. Kimberlin, et al. lawsuit—
#Desperation
I wonder what The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin thinks of his pro se brass knuckles reputation management scheme now?
hogewash
Never pick a fight with a man who buys pixels by the terabyte.
Head, desk!
This is kind of a long shot, don’t you think? Summary judgement and new judges both being rare…? Did he ask for candy too? Sometimes judges give out candy.
A dumb shot. There are material facts in dispute, he’s already lost his MTD. The judge clearly has not erred, but the littlest bomber can resort to the normal remedy of appeal like any one else.
http://imgur.com/NFm60WY
Pound the table!
I haven’t seen it yet, but I’m sure its a masterpiece of legal reasoning.
You know, like his 20 other motions to reconsider.
No matter how many times he looks or which judge does, 2 + 2 is going to be 4.
I wonder if, as BS would say, this is making hash of the court docket?
Just wait until the “charities” are joined as defendants in the Hoge case. Team Kimberlin shouldn’t complain because Witless Willie started that game. But of course they will complain.
More like a cheap-o casserole with generic corn flakes and lots of carrots for filler…
hahahaha
Reality is such a tough venue for special snowflakes.
Totally stealing that.
I don’t see a downside to this. At least not for Aaron or TFS.
Let me get this straight, his is wanting the current Judge to accept his motion to reconsider his Denial of Motion for Summary Judgement before another Judge, because of a bad case of Butthurt.
Is that correct?
I bet the Clerks and the Judge are laughing their butts off, and probably going to frame his “motion” with a caption saying “The Stupidest Motion That Has Every Crossed My Desk!”
…or is he asking for a new judge to reconsider the denial by the current judge?
I’m not entirely sure that he knows what he wants, or cares. I suspect he’s hoping to make such a ruckus that it all goes to a new judge, and presumably he gets to start all over from scratch. It’s like a criminal defendant who tries to get their trial delayed or derailed by grabbing a pen and stabbing their lawyer.
He’s tried it before. I can’t think of a time it actually worked, except for a brief short period he got some dumbasses to peddle his secret exhoneration story.
Just in case the “secret exoneration” thing comes up, here’s a link. Type in a name, and you locate the parolee or federal inmate.
https://www.bop.gov/inmateloc/
I wonder how a secret exoneration is supposed to work.
Lawyer: “I’ve got good news and bad news. The good news is, I’ve just spoken with the Justice Department, and they’ve agreed that your convictions will be reversed. You’ve been exonerated!”
Convict: “Wow, that’s great! But what’s the bad news?”
Lawyer: “You’re going to be in the Secret Exoneration Program. That means that all the records of your conviction will remain in effect. If any future employers, or journalists, or potential romantic interests decide to look into your background, they’ll still see your criminal convictions, and there won’t be any public record that says that you were ever exonerated.”
Convict: “Wait, what?”
Secret exoneration works like every other conspiracy theory: the lack of evidence is attributed to the evil machinations of the conspirators.
Well, THAT should be entertaining reading.
When you refuse to accept a psychopath’s lies and fantasies, the psychopath gets really mad.
Heh heh. I am loving every minute of this. I love the smell of fear-sweat in the morning. BK is learning the hard way that actions have consequences. Setting off bombs or filing vexatious and frivolous lawsuits — these actions can come back to bite you.
What about writing song lyrics that extoll “dating” underage girls?
Like the one Brett told Singer he was writing? About the same time the aging-out wannabee newcomer on the rock scene was traveling abroad and bringing back under-aged Ukrainian girls to meddle with Brett boasts to Singer how producers want to hear more material and he is writing two – “One, called “Fountain of Youth” is about a guy who searches all over the world for the fountain of youth and finds it between a girls legs.”
Brett’s grandiose schemes didn’t really save him from being old and busted and talentless, though, or from going back to prison.
Yup, that one.
two “songs”, that is. p 354 if you want to see how he can’t make his dreams come true.
Oh, I can’t wait to read this pile of excrement and rule in his favor…
…said no judge, ever.
This is obviously a forgery, and Our Gracious Host should have his paralegal license suspended.
The REAL entry should read “DEFENDANTS BRETT KIMBERLIN AND TETYANA KIMBERLIN’S MOTION TO RECONSIDER THE GROSSLY UNFAIR DENIAL OF MOTION FOR SUMMARY JUDGEMENT BEFORE A NEW, FAIRER JUDGE WHO ISN’T PREJUDICED AGAINST THEM, FILED.”
Hoge, you should be FIRED by The Worst Lawyer In The World (TM). Not even The Worst Lawyer In The World (TM) should tolerate his paralegal forging court documents. Only sawed-off pedo bombers and convicted perjurers can get away with that!
It’s not like simillar strategies have been mocked in the past or anything.
Please tell us you will post this one for general mockery once it is available on PACER. I promise I will stretch the appropriate LULZ muscles before reading!
I love how this is all playing out. A clear-mined semi-retired Engineer who has taken on a hobby versus a jumble-minded vindictively-evil wannabe Rockstar fighting to maintain his delusions.
The Engineer keeps gaining smart, helpful friends.
The wannabe Rockstar can’t even host sleepovers at his…I mean Mom’s…I mean I don’t even live there….
And the wannabe Rockstar’s friends…sheesh!
I’m tired of popcorn. I’m going for Goobers and Rasinettes. And I’ll take some Sno-Caps, too.
And a large Dr. Pepper.
Well, I still think this cult needs an official “funny hat”.
Just saying.
And a Funny Walk to go with it!
I’ll reach out to the Ministry!
Putting the issue before the same prejudiced judge isn’t going to do anything, he’s going to keep ruling against you. What he really needs to do is sue the judge in his personal capacity for perverting the course of justice.
Hope that doesn’t break the rules about educating the midget.