Miscellaneous Legal News

1. The online docket for the Walker v. Kimberlin, et al. lawsuit has been updated to reflect the outcome of yesterday’s hearing.398855V-128_1292. The return of service affidavits for Brett and Tetyana Kimberlin in the Hoge v. Kimberlin, et al. lawsuit should be filed with the Circuit Court for Carroll County before close of business today.

3. Yesterday, I received a notice from the Clerk of the Court of Appeals for the Fourth Circuit advising me that Brett Kimberlin has filed an appeal of the Kimberlin v. Hunton & Williams LLP, et al. lawsuit (aka Kimberlin v. Team Themis, et al. RICO 2: Electric Boogaloo LOLsuit). Although there were no federal claims alleged against me and, therefore, no federal issues appealable against me, I have retained new pro bono counsel to represent me before the Fourth Circuit should The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin be foolish enough to name me as an appellee. He was smart enough to drop me from the state RICO 2 Retread LOLsuit he filed against the other RICO 2 defendants, but if he keeps me in his appeal, I have instructed my counsel that murum aries attigit.

UPDATE—The return of service affidavits have been filed.

27 thoughts on “Miscellaneous Legal News

  1. I think the vexatious lawfare isn’t turning out like the tiny terrified terrorist plotted… hahahaha It’s almost like subconsciously he wants to go back to prison… hahahaha

    • The plaintiff has to file affidavits by the person who served the Kimberlins attesting to the fact that he served them at a certain place on a certain date and time.

    • After a summons is served, the person making the service sends a “return” to the court. If the service is by a sheriff (or his deputy), there is a prescribed form. If the service is made by someone else, then that person files an affidavit with the return stating when and where service was made.

  2. John, under the rules for the fourth circuit, would counsel be entitled to fees?

  3. For a guy who loves to sue just about everyone, he sure doesn’t like it when someone sues him.

    • Much like his bloated buddy — THE DERANGED CYBERSTALKER BILL SCHMALFELDT.

      BS just loooooves playing the role of Plaintiff, and vexatiously suing just about everyone who has ever given him well-earned and well-deserved butthurt. Lawfare gives this pathetic goon a reason to live, and the opportunity to show his ample ass (both figuratively and literally).


      Posting those disgusting images of his ginormous, droopy, cellulite-riddled backside on the internet gives a whole new meaning to the phrase…

      World WIDE Web.

      Bill Schmalfeldt is a sick-and-twisted, perverted monster.

      • Bill Schmalfeldt is a cyberpredator who likes to go after women and children. Having failed to learn after a three year old received a restraining order against him, he is currently going after Grady, his wife and child. Bill should read BK’s new lawsuit, in which he claims, yet again, that Paul Krendler is Hoge.

        • Yep. The Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt is going out of his way to engage in the targeted harassment of the Grady family — THREE individuals who hold an active Illinois No Contact Stalking Order against him.

          ICYMI — This is NOT the first time that Bill Schmalfeldt has posted a disgusting, semi-nude image of his bare ass on the Internet. I will not post it, of course, but if anyone would ever need it for current and/or future litigation with regards to BS’s “sterling reputation” declarations — it’s in the vault.

          Cyberpredator — Thy name is Bill Schmalfeldt.

          • He’s so drop dead foolish. The anvil hasn’t dropped yet,,, I wonder when he will figure out that PK can be working in his office despite BS’s best efforts AND be someone not Grady.
            He seiously, literally took that as a confessional because he has that broken brain. He’s going to dance himself into a jail cell.

      • If Billy’s LOLSUIT goes any further, and he still insists on claiming that calling Bill Schmalfeldt fat or obese is libel…that pic should pretty much settle the truth in Defendants’ favor, am I right?

          • LOL, all that needs is a certain Weird Al Yankovic soundtrack and you could YTMND that pronto! 😀

          • Someone should tell him that the beard doesn’t hide his obesity.

            OTOH, it *does* hide some percentage of his face from general view, so maybe it’s not altogether a bad thing.

            Oh… and, the muu-muu “look?” Yeah. Also maybe unwise.

          • Why is he wearing, dare I say it, culottes in that last photo?

          • Culottes! *snort snort snort*

            I haven’t thought about culottes in so long. I loved wearing culottes! But, then again… I was in fourth grade. Oh. And, I’m a chick.

            Tis apparent the Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt not only lacks common sense — he lacks some serious fashion sense, as well. Culottes in the pic above, some pastel, paisley, bathrobe thing in that hideous pic of him with that hideous dog’s choker chain, and his latest ass image (I know. I know. All of his pics show an ass, but I’m referring to the gelatinous butt one) has him wearing some fuschia and brown tie-dyed number.

            He’s so gross. *shudder*

  4. Since Kimberlin was going to be at the hearing it makes his previous evasion of service look both pointless and pathological.

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